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Family / Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by Zenlife: 1:41am On Aug 17, 2020
Righteousness89:
I will be Very Frank with you!

Until the Root Cause of a Problem is Tackled, one might keep Going in Circles. And also using Basket to Fetch Water..

The Same Pattern of your Mum is Exactly what Happened to you.

Its time for you to treat that issue..

It does not look like what can be done by Power.

My Advice to you is to Seek For GENUIE Bible Believing Church. Go there, Surrender to JESUS Completely and Let HIM Work on you..

You need to be Soaked in God to Break Certain yokes and Patterns..

Once the Root Cause is Sorted, other things will Fall in Place..


Even the church (pastor et al may take advantage)
Todays churches ain't safe havens. Many are monstrous.

So i will not recommend the church.

If need be, i will provide you and your daughter shelter and livelihood.

No strings or signatures attached.

Blessed be.

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Politics / Re: Southern Kaduna: Youths And Women Protest Over Incessant Killings (Photos) by Zenlife: 9:36am On Aug 09, 2020
Goldencheese:
Buhari is playing with the Hague's. How can a sitting president not do anything when its citizens are being killed on a daily basis?


Complicity.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tom Cruise Throws Himself Out Of Helicopter From 10,000ft As He Resumes Filming by Zenlife: 2:52pm On Aug 03, 2020
shaggy007:


Jesu Christi

This one pass me.

I'm even surprised you can spell Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan correctly

He meant Chuck Norris.
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by Zenlife: 12:19am On Aug 03, 2020
... sorry lots!
Crime / Re: Who Killed The Bride ? by Zenlife: 7:30am On Jul 17, 2020
The killers(s)...
Politics / Re: Fulani Group Demands 4% Of Bauchi Land To End Clashes by Zenlife: 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2020
They are in no position to demand.
Immigration ought to have them all arrested as illegal aliens as is done in advanced nations.

Give the beggar an inch, they take a mile.

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Culture / Re: Why Does Our Society Condemn Using Left Hand To Give And Receive? by Zenlife: 11:44am On Jul 15, 2020
Probably because most are right handed and wash off their yansh with left.

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Crime / Re: Daniel Lewis Lee: One-eyed Thug Who Killed Girl Executed With Lethal Injection by Zenlife: 2:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
The evil that men do...

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Politics / Re: Magu Is Leaking Memos That Expose Malami's Corruption - Farooq Kperogi by Zenlife: 10:21pm On Jul 12, 2020
orion7:
These re the people it took that idiot buhari 6 months to appoint... akpabio , Malami, ngige etc



Nigeria mtchew undecided

Likely intentional.
Religion / Re: Evangelist Morris Cerullo's Last Moments With Oyedepo, Chris Oyakhilome, Enenche by Zenlife: 10:17am On Jul 12, 2020
Officialgarri:

You know it's cool to be ignorant, but being loud about it and rubbing that ignorance in people's face as though it is an award, is another level of ignorance

@antichristian is on point and has a right to his or her opinions.
Them folks have never healed or perform a genuine miracle.
Their stage show is for the weak in spirit and the gullible.

Say No to hypocrisy.
Say No to bull.
Religion / Re: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Zenlife: 10:04am On Jan 01, 2020
Charlatan to the core.

This man is SIN personified.

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Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by Zenlife: 4:40am On Dec 31, 2019
APOPTOSIS:
U get luck Say u no marry witch, by now you for no get HAND to use TYPE.

It's always better the LADY loves you more than you LOVE her.


Sure she ain't a witch anyway?
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by Zenlife: 4:37am On Dec 31, 2019
nero2face:
she loves u so much mehn, I wish for such a loving jealous wife, she only want u for her self alone...endure it and try turning it into fun, laugh at her when she do those things and let her know u love her and won't chest on her...u can device a fun means of cajoling her whenever she act up

Careful what you wish for.


This is a schizophrenic.
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by Zenlife: 4:36am On Dec 31, 2019
nero2face:
she loves u so much mehn, I wish for such a loving jealous wife, she only want u for her self alone...endure it and try turning it into fun, laugh at her when she do those things and let her know u love her and won't chest on her...u can device a fun means of cajoling her whenever she act up
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by Zenlife: 4:34am On Dec 31, 2019
LOGOBELT:
You have really tried discovering her faults.

The next thing is to study her... Like what are the things that makes her angry? What are the things i do that piss her off? Most importantly, what does she want?

The matrimonial bedroom is not just a sleeping room... Wake her up at night, talk to her solemnly, once again i said solemnly...

As for your chat with your ex Biko, end it "its better to stay off Ex especially when you are married, to prevent Family Palava"

As for driving her to the market, antenatal and church, boss its your RESPONSIBILITY as the husband.

We men only show love to our partner before marriage, once she is in, you find it difficult to continue what you started.

Like I said, yoy have discovered her faults, next is to study her......

After that, next is to wake her up at night, say sweet and emotion capturing words to her, then when she fall for it.... Hit her with the words " Dear, i want to discuss something with you" while you caress her. Talk to her about it, and am sure she will listen.

Women aren't that DIFFICULT you just need to ADJUST a little, so that ONE TROUSER CAN FIT YOU TWO



Woman wrapper...
Crime / Re: Herdsman Caught With Sack Of Bullets In Imo by Zenlife: 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2019
Load a gun and waste all the bullets on the murderous weasel.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Youths Flay Tinubu Over Remarks On Olakurin’s Killing by Zenlife: 1:56pm On Jul 16, 2019
High time Yoruba youths erase this national treasury parasitic corrupt embezzling, thieving toad from earth surface and deeply inhale a breath of fresh air.

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Crime / Re: Typographical Error Kept Man In Prison For 14 Years After Pardon In Ogun by Zenlife: 1:52pm On Jul 16, 2019
OndoFirstBorn:
A 48-year-old man, Derrick Addai, has been released from prison in Ogun State after spending 14 years in custody due to an alleged typographical error on the list of pardoned inmates.

Our correspondent gathered that it took the intervention of the Osile of Oke-Ona, Oba Adedapo Tejuoso, and the Director General of the Prison Rehabilitation Mission International, Bishop Kayode Williams, before he was let off the hook.

It was learnt that Addai was convicted of drug peddling in Thailand, but was repatriated to Nigeria in 2005 following the intervention of the then President Olusegun Obasanjo.

Thirty convicts, who were later pardoned by the Federal Government, had spent five years and six months in Thai prison before Obasanjo intervened.

Addai was, however, unlucky as a typographical error led to the omission of his name from the list of pardoned inmates approved by the Presidency.

Our correspondent gathered that the name of one of the inmates appeared twice on the list and that was responsible for the omission of Addai’s name.

Narrating his ordeal, Addai, a native of Cross River State, said he thought that the error would be corrected within a few days, but it eventually took 14 years for relief to come his way.

He stated, “I spent 14 years in a Nigerian prison after I had spent five years and six months in Thailand’s prison from the year 2000, and I came back to Nigeria in 2005.

“It is quite unfortunate that my name was omitted from the list they brought then, and I spent time and money writing several letters for it to be corrected but, it did not work out.

“It happened that when they brought the list from Aso Rock, the letter was sealed and I was there and they asked me to open it. When I opened the letter, I saw that there were 30 names on the list, I just dropped it and left. After a few minutes, we were called back that one name was missing but that the numbers were complete.

“We called Obasanjo, Senator Lekan Mustapha and other people involved. They asked the officials to bring the letter to the office and when the man who wrote the names saw it, he insisted that that was not the list he sent and asked me to give him two days and the two days never came till now.”

When asked about his experience in prison, he lamented the way Nigerian prisons were being run, adding that inmates were not empowered with vocational skills.

Addai stated, “You can’t put people in prison without giving them anything. No work; they are just abandoned and earn nothing.

“No matter the condition or the environment, they should allow prisoners to do their handwork, but, when the prisoners don’t have any work or something they are doing there, when they come out, they will have nothing to do.”

https://punchng.com/typographical-error-kept-man-in-prison-for-14-years-after-pardon/


Nah...!
That's not only what kept him in prison. Key element is ineptitude, a cornerstone of Nigeria government.

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Travel / Re: Aerial View Of The Abuja City Gate And The National Mosque by Zenlife: 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2019
Blow it up because it's built via corruption, oppression and stolen monies.
An instituted constant reminder of murderous infamous Fulani government built with stolen siphoned proceeds of oil from the stupid weak South. Swimming and chest beating in oil which God never gave them.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Youths Flay Tinubu Over Remarks On Olakurin’s Killing by Zenlife: 1:41pm On Jul 16, 2019
Ooni:
whether we like it or not this Fulani people have succeeded in dividing us between obasanjo followers and tinubu followers. The next is to conquer. Sadly they have also taken control of our religious elites adeboye, kumuyi etc because of their greed masked in sanctimonious quietness.
We now have to choose between the killings of our people in order to keep tinubu's presidential hopes alive or aligning with OBJ and opt for a conversation that can potentially end this union we strangely love. a dilemma!

Partly right but largely wrong.
In face of clear and present danger, it's ominous as a people to depend on any of these two or anyone in particular. That will be at your sad peril.

The enemy Fulani is no spirit.
It's clearly identified.
Go for their jugular by all means necessary.
No plans needed (which will erase betrayals).
Get your shiit together.
Burn down all forests.
Smoke them all out.
Exterminate anyone Fulani on the streets, in their nomadic domicile, residences of their elites, etc.
Reverse the fear.
There's strength in numbers.
Throw all caution to the wind.
Whack and wipe them all out.
Take them all out.

FULANIS MUST GO. DEAD OR ALIVE.
Erase them all.

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Politics / Re: Why South-West Governors Are 'Helpless' On Security Situation In The Region by Zenlife: 1:29pm On Jul 16, 2019
BlackCrainte:



smh...


Careful, lest it fall of your neck which surely can hardly hold or process realities.

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Politics / Re: You Are Playing With Fire – FFK Tells Herdsmen, Dares Buhari To Arrest OBJ by Zenlife: 1:09pm On Jul 16, 2019
WAR (Robert Nesta Marley) modified:

Until the philosophy
Which hold Fulani race superior and another
Inferior
Is finally
And permanently
Discredited
And abandoned
Everywhere is war
Me say war

That until there is no longer
First class and second class tribes of any part of Nigeria
Until the heritage of a man's origin
Is of no more significance than the color of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights
Are equally guaranteed to all
Without regard to tribe
Dis a war
That until that day
The dream of lasting peace,
Nigeria citizenship
Rule of National morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued,
But never attained
Now everywhere is war
War

And until the ignoble and unhappy Fulani regime
That hold our brothers in the East
In South South
West Africa
Sub-human bondage
Have been toppled
Utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war
Me say war
War in the east
War in the west
War up north
War down south
War war
Rumors of war

And until that day,
The Nigerian Nation
Will not know peace,
We Nigerians will fight we find it necessary
And we know we shall win
As we are confident
In the victory
Of good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil


Quit talking and warnings. Enough of that bull. Take the fvcking invasions and war to the Fulanis, in the forests, in the jungles, in their disguised shanty kiosk trading, in Okada bike riding, in their harems, in their waking, in their bedrooms, in their sleeping, in their eating, in their shiting. Burn down all the forests (hiding nooks and crannies), smoke them all out and annihilate them all.
Drive all Fulanis (Aliens to this great country) back to the bottomless pit of futatoro. Fvck them all up.
ALL FULANI MUST GO DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

Fear not. TRUST NO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. THEY ARE COMPLICIT AND HIGHLY COMPROMISED.

Arise my people. Wack and Erase them ALL.

There's strength in numbers.
East, West, South, Middle Belt set aside your differences. Unite Now.
Exterminate this common murderous enemy, the FULANIS, these wretcheds of the earth in Nigeria to oblivion. Or they will do same to you, having started, they are ahead already. Bring them to a grinding halt and retreat.

Enough is enough. Bring it on.
Let's see last man standing.

Nonsense and ingredients.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Tinubu: You've Disappointed, Disgraced The Noble Yoruba Ancestry by Zenlife: 12:21pm On Jul 16, 2019
wizzyrich:
All because of power, Tinubu wants to sell out the Yoruba race.

While the Igbo's love KANU for always saying the truth, the Yoruba's criticizes OBJ, FFK and Fayose for doing same, while embracing Tinubu who is ready to sell their ancestral lands cus of power.

He already has alongst with many infected moronic commentaries on this thread.

Shame, shame, crying shame.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court: Ned Nwoko Loses To Peter Nwaboshi by Zenlife: 12:05pm On Jul 16, 2019
Basher8583:


Please Fulani don't claim anyone's land oh.
Their only offence is grazing on other people's land which I frawn at


What planet is this one from?
Do you read or listen to the news or even watch Tv?

Welcome to planet earth via Nigeria.
Historically till present, Fulanis not only claim people's land, they invade, they rape, they kill, they occupy, they install emirs, they forcefully take over and rename other people's land.

Fulanis are the Anathema of Nigeria.
The worst thing that ever befell Nigeria. Thanks to the people's self-centred greedy traitors and sell outs like Tinubu, fashola, amaechi, Adeboye (via osibanjo).

DEAD OR ALIVE, FULANI MUST GO.
SAY NO NO NO TO EVIL, DEMONIC, SATANIC, DECEPTIVE RUGA.


Blinded silly naivety.
Google is your friend.

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Politics / Re: Killings Should Not Divide Us —tinubu by Zenlife: 10:20am On Jul 16, 2019
Tinubu you presently are at the crux, a primary architect of the division and Fulani penetration of the South.
You're A sellout, a selfish, self-centred, greedy, shameless, very ugly toad.

You are a primary key player that sold your people (yorubas) and Nigeria to the Fulani.

You're nothing but a blinded ambitious douchebag that soon will be discarded either by the Fulani or the yorubas and Nigeria as a whole.

Recently, rtd. General Adebayo called you out.
Besides corruption, looting, godfatherism, gangsterism, and agberoism, What are your visible contributions to the yorubas, not to mention Nigeria? Factories, education, manufacturing industries, capital creative ventures? Hardly any of repute that will stand the sands of time. No legacy.

You are miles and miles away from been a Statesman despite all your opportunities. Not surprising though, only a fool squeezes orange and expect tomato juice. You are no leader Tinubu, but a mere bully and a glorified tout. You can never lead the enlightened.

Tinubu you are an insensitive, arrogant unapologetic bully, a bum and a scum to the Afonja Dynasty. But for fear and gutlessness, for all unpardonable and unforgivable damages and destruction you have brought upon the Oduduwa people in particular, and Nigeria as a whole, you have no business still breathing.

Oh yes Tinubu, where I'm domicile abroad, you would have since been assassinated even by the lowly of the street. No false security can protect your stinky withered butt.
If American President, Ronald Reagan, with all his FBI, CIA, security details can be shot daylight on the streets, who the fvck do you think you are Tinubu? Useless parasite, feeding on the wealth of the nation.
By your antecedents, your days are numbered.

Tinubu you have offended so many in unpardonable and unforgivable measures. Watch your back bloke!

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Politics / RUGA: A Lethal Deception And Tool For Fulani Islamisation Of Nigeria by Zenlife: 8:52am On Jul 16, 2019
The Gross influx of Fulani herdsmen menace presently and now calls for the sharing of this aged historic agenda.

All NIGERIANS AND OTHER WELL MEANING FOLKS MUST READ THIS.

The story is told of how King Yunfa, the Hausa Sarki in Gobir (now called Sokoto) hosted a Fulani immigrant called Usman Dan Fodiyo and his group in February 1804, as a result of this and since 1808 the whole of the northern region lost its kingdoms and were replaced by Fulani emirates.

King Yunfa is said to have been killed in 1808 and the Fulani warrior (Usman Dan Fodiyo) established Sokoto caliphate, making himself Sultan.

Gradually, other Hausa kingdoms were pillaged and taken over by the Fulani emirs. The ethnic groups in the core north were the first victims of Fulani imperialism, a venture that occurred because the people were given access to grazing land as a result of the hospitality of the hosts.

They however failed to overrun the Bornu and Jukun kingdoms , so the Shehu of Bornu and Aku Uka remains paramount till today!

The Afonja dynasty compromised by allowing a Fulani warrior known as Janta Alimi to settle in Ilorin, the Fulani guerrillas killed Afonja in 1824

And Ilorin, a Yoruba town under the Oyo empire, fell into Fulani hands, becoming an emirate under Sokoto caliphate till today! Even the attempts of the O'odua People's Congress (OPC) to revert to status quo ante and crown an Onilorin of Ilorin became an exercise in futility.

The Yoruba warriors got wise and defeated the Fulani jihadists in Osogbo in 1840, if this didn't happen there would most likely have been Fulani "emirs" as rulers in Oyo Alaafin, Ibadan, Owo, Osogbo, Ede, Ado, and Igede Ekiti today!

If the Bini Kingdom did not fight and repel the jihadists, they would have penetrated the Edo/Delta region beyond the present day Edo North Senatorial District which gave in and allowed the jihadists to overrun & islamize them.

Along with some ignorant folk most of them are now angling for grazing areas and a corridor through the entire federation. These grazing areas will in future become Fulani settlements, later commmunities and finally local government areas with elected officials.
If you think I am being alarmist look towards the once beautiful and serene Middle Belt state of Plateau.

The exact same thing happened in Jos.

Therefore, it will not be farfetched to conclude that the Fulani herdsmen are pawns in an agenda to overrun all towns in Nigeria! So that we will have emirs in Owerri, Enugu, Benin, Agatu,Wukari, Abeokuta and other towns where FG creates "grazing reserves" for Fulani herdsmen!

If Yunfa didn't accommodate Fodio and his warlike immigrants from Futatoro, Hausa sarkis would be ruling today in the north!

And if Afonja didn't conspire with Alimi, a Yoruba kingdom would not have been ruled by Alimi's offspring till today!

It is a subtle continuation of the 1804 Fulani jihad by the fully-armed and protected Fulani herdsmen with an age-old agenda to overrun and Islamize the whole of Nigeria very quickly.

I will end this with what someone rightly said- "The grazing bill is not an attempt to solve the problem, it's a subterfuge to progress the agenda"

It's an age-old political strategy really- ..create a problem, come up with a "solution" that advances the cause, and then give it a legal backing.
Make it look like a win-win situation.


Be as wise as serpents....

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

NEVER NEVER GIVE AN INCH OF YOUR LAND TO THE FULANI, THE GOVERNMENT (complicit in the mayhem) OR ANYONE.

Annihilate them murderous blood letting scoundrels anywhere you see one. Take the war back to them.
Burn down all forests and hideouts. Burn down ALL and any Mallam shops. Destroy their okadas (motorbikes). Raze any and everywhere they sleep. Calling on all cults (Aye, Eiye, Blackhearts, etc) to make themselves positively useful and protect their families and ancestral lands from these blood sucking and letting vampires.
Send PRIMAL FEAR to ALL political sellouts and traitors of these great nations. Burn down their domiciles and whatever else.

FEAR NO ARMY.
FEAR NO POLICE.
There commanders are compromised enemies of the state
.

Send ALL Fulanis (nomadic aliens) back to Futatoro dead or alive.

FULANIS MUST ALL GO DEAD OR ALIVE.

FULANIS ARE #1 ANATHEMA TO NIGERIA. THEY ARE LETHAL DEADLY POISONOUS MURDEROUS PESTS. THEY MUST ALL BE DISCARDED, ELIMINATED, UTTERLY DESTROYED.

The government of today (APC) is the enemy.
DON'T count on them.
DON'T wait for them.


2015/2019 Election & Rigging:
The people of Nigeria with the aid of enemies of state, predominantly TINUBU, AMAECHI, FASHOLA, ADEBOYE (via osibanjo) et al, for selfish unpardonable personal gains foolishly handed Nigeria (the goat), to the Fulanis (the lion) to keep. NIGERIA MUST BE RECLAIMED FROM THE FULANIS (They are all jihadists) BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY.

SAY ABSOLUTE TOTAL NO NO NO TO EVIL, DEVILISH, SATANIC RUGA.
DON'T GIVE OUT AN INCH OF YOUR LAND AT WHATSOEVER PRICE OR COST, NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS


Spread this message for people to be aware.
Politics / Re: We Will No Longer Condone Xenophobic Attacks On Nigerians, Says Lawan by Zenlife: 8:39am On Jul 16, 2019
Why condone it in the first place.
Always telling the ignorants what they want to hear.

Lazy, idiotic, wimps.

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Crime / Re: 3 Herdsmen Arrested In Ogun For Killing 40-Year-Old Farmer (Photo) by Zenlife: 8:36am On Jul 16, 2019
DON'T ARREST THEM.
KILL THEM ALL ON THE SPOT.
Politics / Re: We Have No RUGA Here In Italy, Nigerians Should Learn, Nigerian Man(photos) by Zenlife: 8:35am On Jul 16, 2019
It's NEVER been about cattle or RUGA.
It's All a convenient ploy to get to your backyard, unleash mayhem, destroy your farms, rape your women, kill you and your children, take over your land, install an emir, ISLAMISE Nigeria and convert it to the Fulani Republic of Nigeria.
That's the short and long of the agenda.

It worked before. Not again.
This is the C21st. A new millennium.
ALL these murderous Fulani nomadic aliens from futa must be sent back to futa dead or alive.

All on board.
Politics / Re: Stop Defending Fulani Herdsmen – Ohanaeze Tells Presidency by Zenlife: 2:44pm On Jul 15, 2019
RTSC:

They are not even talking sense.
They should talk to the south east governors instead.

Reactivate bakassi boys in every local government in Igbo land, pass the anti grazing bill into law and allow bakassi boys to enforce it.

That is all . Then sit back and watch the rest of Nigeria quietly.

Instead of doing this, they are busy talking to the wrong people for the wrong people.

Right on.
Foolish pride will waste these folks.
East, West, South and Middle Belt must unite immediately as one, think as one, act as one against the common enemy... Fulanis.

Practical Solutions: (not in any order)

1. Enforce anti-grazing laws immediately.
2. Ban any and all Fulanis in these regions immediately.
3.Make a violation (Trespass) punishable by instant death.
4. If need be, burn down all forests and hiding places. Smoke them all out.
5. Recall all those from these regions across the North of Niger and Benue Rivers. Have them understand those who don't heed the call do so at their own peril.
6. Create significant well guarded borders South of Niger and Benue Rivers including Middle Belt. Dig huge trenches/ moats and fences.
7. Create and train well armed vigilantes on watch 24/7.
8. Be war/ battle prepared against any further invasion including air strikes.
9. Ex-communicate and disassociate with anything North.
10. Quit recognising a government that won't and fails to protect people.

And much more.

This is how you protect the people, our people.

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