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Tech support:What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one,




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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet, it's still on my desk, Sorry,
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello, I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and,
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer', I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it,
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Customer: I have problems printing in red,
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah, thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woollies.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work,
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least,

Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P", on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

The beta side for the phone is push email facility which E72 lacks.
so it's a better messaging phone compare to E72

24 going on now on Joy TV
9pm to 10pm
Monday to Friday

Still free?

are changing locations??

honeric01:
Sat 21 Aug 2010

West Bromwich Albion 1 Sunderland 0
Scorer: Odemwingie (80)

Old mews

you beta learn pronunciation very well.

^
You better mine yourself o
Idong

skyndyp:
Im sorry i have to post this. It's very disturbing.

Source pls

hmmmm

I have been waitin for this package

People who live by gun will also die by GUN

The boy is good.
His best is yet to come

Same here no Audio on 69x

One step @ a time.

williams85:
Here's your switch details video-pid(498) audio-pid(499) p-pid(498)

I tried that but it still not workin on 69x

ARSENAL V/S BLACKPOOL come Saturday 21^st
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Happening NOW!
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Happening NOW!
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W3A feed

Hope this will update traffic information and also real-time location of a choose location in lagos.
If that is case. this is a good news.
Because at the moment Garmin and other GPS map do not has traffic info and real time view of any location

Azanor:
Have u heard about MTN's new tariff plans? That funlink make sense sha and d bundle @ 1500 a month for 60mb data, 50mins MTN2MTN calls and free text. I think I like!

It's good but still costly. How on earth can 1 pay 1500 for just 60mb.
Abi the remaining money is for the 50min and text?

and it has been going on for years
Na wo o

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Fiscabally:
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It's workin on E51

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