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BB is for social networking only not but internet hobiest |
Sorry, If me and you are eating together, you ll be disappointed @ the end when you discover that i have eaten all the meat. My meat always finish before the food finish |
zenus:Oga sir, mine is still hanging. Thanks in advance 4T1BG22K6VU818665 |
amasha:This thing is cheap o. |
tumababa:Pls reserve Iphone 4 factory unlock for me |
This was on Nokia phone only. But now it's coming in a better way for Iphone Users and PC. With your mobile Drifta even without subscription u can still watch NTA and Channel O |
Please help me with this 4t1bg22k6vu818665 Thank You |
Car and Cash for Guys Blackberry and Sun Glasses for ladies |
sun_temi:I love this. Where can i get this. It's long have been to cydia |
ABout getting this BOX It has a lot of value added services |
Please any text to speech application here? |
I'm eyeing this Airtel to use on my Tablet |
That could have been the end of my services. |
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inbox me the price @ ndiduns@yahoo.com |
tumababa:Last quote |
This guy still around? Have u collected those stuff? |
Copers should save in the state of his choose |
I'm ready to join militant just for this. The non-sence is too much |
Open Heaven Devotion for IPHONE
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see TCD don turn BB guru |
The Solution is to Divide Nigeria |
Divided Nigeria I Stand Let this shit stop |
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I know Buhari will bounce back come 2015 |
Why are ppl so attach to Buhari, remember what happen to de last Grand Pa north produce as a president. don't they have young ppl over there, this man is too old to rule in this modem time. Think wisely ![]() |
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother:"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST!Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake! Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by bitting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go, I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel, I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats, they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet. "Mother fainted." |
When ll INEC stat the Projection of Election Result |
World
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opalu:Even in NL turnout is very low as compare to last week |
Accredited- waiting to vote |
Pls post |
