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Crime / Re: Lagos Court Acquits Olufumilayo Eriolowa Charged With Assault On Police by Zeuslord(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2023
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NYSC / Re: Best State For Prospective Corp Member To Serve In Nigeria by Zeuslord(m): 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2023
Evestar200:
Warri but in Kaduna now
Oh alright,do keep in touch when you are around.
NYSC / Re: Best State For Prospective Corp Member To Serve In Nigeria by Zeuslord(m): 11:09pm On Apr 12, 2023
Evestar200:
Me that is an indigene of Delta always advise people who will not survive on allawee not to serve there but they will not hear.

The Oil thing is blocking their sense.
I'm in Delta too, Okpanam precisely.
Which part of Delta do you stay?
NYSC / Re: Best State For Prospective Corp Member To Serve In Nigeria by Zeuslord(m): 11:22pm On Apr 11, 2023
Evestar200:
Delta?

Unless you are a Yahoo person, do you know how expensive Delta is with no jobs?

I was wondering if there was another Delta state in Nigeria.Rent alone will wreck that peanut alawee them they pay.
Religion / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment As A Choir Member by Zeuslord(m): 4:44pm On Jan 22, 2023
CallMeGrace:
Okay mine happened when we had an impromptu rehearsal, they didn't tell us we are to minster on Sunday, and our choir coordinator wasn't around cuz everybody thought we won't robe nor minister, and nobody was with any song.. so, I just brought one old song that I didn't real know that much, not to really waste much of our time, since nobody is ready to bring out any song.
We just rehearsaled the song and left for home that day. The next day which was on Sunday, we were called out to sing as usual, that was when I had panic attack, omoh, I couldn't remember the verses oh, I was just vibrating, nah so we just dey sing the chorus all over again until the pastor came to collect the mic from us.. I was ashamed that day.
Never again!

Hope you are better now?
Politics / Re: Anambra State Government Intensifies War Against Agberos (Photos) by Zeuslord(m): 8:46pm On Jan 20, 2023
Asgard13:
Soludo is not honest with the citizens on this agbero matters ..



Onitsha owerri road and inside Onitsha is more like war zone
Very true,I can attest to that.

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Car Talk / Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Zeuslord(m): 11:14am On Jan 05, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
210 with Benz 230E...flat boot lasted for only 40seconds though
that ride is an underrated beast
TV/Movies / Re: Profile Of Chichi, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Zeuslord(m): 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2022
incandescentena:
undecided
If you take one hour or two Hours each day learning Coding for 3 months...l think you've just did yourself a great favour of Life. Instead of watching one immorality show----Downy
hi, good pm
can you put me through this please.
Education / Re: See How My Jss 2 Student Rudely Wrote An Apology Letter To Me(photo) by Zeuslord(m): 7:30pm On Jul 20, 2022
Tonnierichy:

This particular girl can never calm down. She's notorious for all kinds of things. Just this week, her mother came to report in school that she caught her watching porn with grandma's phone. Checked her browsing history and discovered she's been doing that for 6 months cry

I understand you perfectly Bro. I have one in my school now.
A huge headache to all the staffs. I wish "shoulder spear" was allowed as punishment.. lolz

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Religion / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment As A Choir Member by Zeuslord(m): 12:57pm On May 15, 2022
IyaTola:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

lols
how is the scar now

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Religion / Re: Most Embarrassing Moment As A Choir Member by Zeuslord(m): 12:50pm On May 15, 2022
grin grin
cavreek:
When they were admitting new members and they ask us to sing as to determine our part, omo ur guy sing better ooo only that I impressed them to the extent that they were confuse whether I would fit tenor or bass or soprano grin
I was the only one who had to sing twice that day. Last last many are called but few are chosen, so I just jejely join the group who make a joyful sound unto the Lord cool
grin
cavreek:
When they were admitting new members and they ask us to sing as to determine our part, omo ur guy sing better ooo only that I impressed them to the extent that they were confuse whether I would fit tenor or bass or soprano grin
I was the only one who had to sing twice that day. Last last many are called but few are chosen, so I just jejely join the group who make a joyful sound unto the Lord cool
Career / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary? by Zeuslord(m): 3:49pm On Apr 15, 2022
7k 2012 after ssce
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool Day: The Greatest Prank You Orchestrated Or Was A Victim Of? by Zeuslord(m): 5:03pm On Apr 01, 2022
grin
swiz123:
I can never be a victim but the architect.


We were at work when I suddenly remembered that it was April 1st. I picked up my colleague's phone, went outside,dialed my number and rushed in to pick the imaginary call. After answering the call with a very serious voice, I told my jnr colleague that the boss wants him to bring some stuffs to a said location.(mind you, the stuff was a heavy one). The guy believed me cos his own phone was off.

Out of an unusual enthusiasm to impress his boss, the boy lifted the package with swift and off he went,without considering the scorching heat of the sun.


Sha, he returned darker than his original complexion, dropped the load and returned to work without saying a word.

I have been skeptical of him ever since then.

happy 4th year anniversary grin
swiz123:
I can never be a victim but the architect.


We were at work when I suddenly remembered that it was April 1st. I picked up my colleague's phone, went outside,dialed my number and rushed in to pick the imaginary call. After answering the call with a very serious voice, I told my jnr colleague that the boss wants him to bring some stuffs to a said location.(mind you, the stuff was a heavy one). The guy believed me cos his own phone was off.

Out of an unusual enthusiasm to impress his boss, the boy lifted the package with swift and off he went,without considering the scorching heat of the sun.


Sha, he returned darker than his original complexion, dropped the load and returned to work without saying a word.

I have been skeptical of him ever since then.

happy 4th year anniversary
Career / Re: What Was Your Experience Working For A Factory Company? by Zeuslord(m): 10:37pm On Mar 29, 2022
Ekzoba:
Plz I need factory or company work my location is Anambra state.

do you stay around owerri road?
Family / Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Zeuslord(m): 7:18am On Mar 26, 2022
ahnie:
I sped home and spread my loot on the table...mum took one look at me and shook her head...who cares.


Honestly she no go understand how badly I have missed this delicacy.
On my next trip to see my son again, probably March end....I would hunt for coconut rice spot.


I used that hours I have left to do my son's laundry,omoh my back pain me die,must it's a chores I must see to.

Lil man came back from school,met me and his big sis dressed,he insisted we mustn't return back to asaba again.

But go we must...so my daughter can go back to school and I tending to my hustleville Cox I left it in the care of someone.

I knelt down,mum prayed for us,I bid my kids and mum bye and headed straight to the park to board asaba vehicle.


well detailed and interesting.

but try reason my side o... (blackie) lols

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Family / Re: My Trip To Abraka to see my son by Zeuslord(m): 7:14am On Mar 26, 2022
eleko1:
sad south south/North drivers are beast on the wheel.If u caution Hausa drivers to much,those ones go vex face oncoming trailer.Best belt is to pray to God for journey mercy if not

lolzzz
Education / Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card Today? by Zeuslord(m): 4:35pm On Mar 23, 2022
my mtn is 11 years old now. 2011 till date.
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Motorists Stranded As Students Block Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Zeuslord(m): 9:58am On Mar 09, 2022
qekng40:
Make students go find work do. This strike go long!
any available vacancy please. I'm in onitsha (Anambra state)
Romance / Re: Northern Wedding Of Groom That Loves To Dance & His Shy Bride That Can't Dance by Zeuslord(m): 8:17pm On Mar 08, 2022
Bahamas95:
Ya, am very serious. I am not the social type and I don't feel comfortable around strangers.

My marriage would be strictly by invitation and the few guests must be those am familiar with.....That's the only way I can feel relaxed on that day.

you are an introvert, I'm one too Lols.
Romance / Re: Northern Wedding Of Groom That Loves To Dance & His Shy Bride That Can't Dance by Zeuslord(m): 8:49am On Mar 08, 2022
Bahamas95:
Even me sef I can't dance.......On my marriage day I won't give a damn about what guests would think. Na lock up things, I don't have time to impress anybody.




I won't be needing crowd anyways.

lols
I think I'd adopt your style when I'm ready.
Pets / Re: Do Monitor Lizard Live Within Human Environment? by Zeuslord(m): 7:39pm On Feb 26, 2022
pictures please
Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!! by Zeuslord(m): 8:55am On Jan 04, 2022
I rep 27th MAY
Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!! by Zeuslord(m): 8:51am On Jan 04, 2022
maiiilooo:
Ok 27th may children's day grin
lols
we are together

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Phones / Re: 5G License Auction: MTN, Airtel, Mafab Head Into 5th Round As Price hits $215m by Zeuslord(m): 8:52pm On Dec 25, 2021
Ayomi90:
Who uses 3g, why spend money ND resources on 3g when it is obsolete?
yeah right. though that's what I'm using now. hoping to upgrade as soon as I can.
Phones / Re: 5G License Auction: MTN, Airtel, Mafab Head Into 5th Round As Price hits $215m by Zeuslord(m): 6:15pm On Dec 13, 2021
Talking 5G when 3G over here is not reliable

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Food / Re: Come & Join Me Is Now A Problem: My Friend Will Sit & Finish My Food For Me! by Zeuslord(m): 3:53pm On Nov 13, 2021
Notyourtype:
If i ask you to join me and you start to wash your hand, before you wash that hand finish i done cover my food carry am go back inside.. You dey mad! For this buhari regime

hahahaha
my tummy
Bro ...Too funny abeg
Romance / Re: Introvert Vs Extrovert, Who Will You Date? by Zeuslord(m): 2:43pm On Nov 11, 2021
pretydiva:
Being an introvert is not easy cry
you got it. you hit the hammer on the nail.
most people see it as pride or forming...
Family / Re: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by Zeuslord(m): 3:49pm On Nov 01, 2021
Mexyz:

Like 3k for a whole 7days?
You no dey transport go work, even 3k never do for only feeding talk more of other things.
God help us in this country
depends on many factors though.
I trek to school and back,and have programmed myself to spend a maximum of 3k weekly,excluding academic needs.
Family / Re: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by Zeuslord(m): 3:43pm On Nov 01, 2021
Oblongata:
Spent 4m in the last 2 weeks... 1.5 so far this week...never knew ICU was this expensive. Dad may God grant you full recovery.
AMEN..
it's well
Family / Re: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by Zeuslord(m): 3:35pm On Nov 01, 2021
Arrogantbro:
Sent. Confirm when you receive

please let me partake of this blessing through you.
A student and still struggling to get by.
2850004532 (Ecobank)
Family / Re: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by Zeuslord(m): 2:29pm On Nov 01, 2021
3k is pretty much adequate...
Student life is getting more difficult by the day...

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