₦airaland Forum

ernesty20:
send the pic to my mail box

Still cant do that i am not quoting u becos i lyk ur pic, i am just trying to catch fun on nairaland. so bye bye

ernesty20:
put ur pic lemme see if u are fine. Dnt need ugly ladies to be quoting me

Sorry i cant do that i don't need the attention that comes with dps.

[quote author=satowind post=40458338]How does this news affect national issues[/quote
Why is your tongue out like that of a goat being led to the slaughter house.

ernesty20:
won't u go with me?

no way

ernesty20:
Hmmm

Ngwa Bye-bye, ijeoma o.

We are gradually becoming Federal Republic for Northern Nigeria.

With the epileptic electricity supply Nigerians get, they still go further to ban the only other source of light available to the average Nigerian, terrible decision.

Ninejaywon:
I could remember back then during my university days,i had a friend who loved preparing various kinds of delicacies like fried rice(glo rice),fried beans(don't ask what i mean by that),indomie garnished with fried egg and tomatoes e.t.c. So one fateful day, i saw my friend cooking beans he then broke two raw eggs and added it to the beans.I then asked why he did that,he told me that d taste dat the eggs add to the beans was simply out of this world.Funny enough i did n't wait to have a taste of d food cos of an afternoon lecture i was suppose to have.
As follow follow wey i be, i kan talk say make i try d combination (beans and egg).I no know say my friend system dey very different from normal human-being own because him even fit fry plantain for engine oil chop am and nothing go do am.
I cook food finish,dish out some for myself.when i taste d food,d tin make sense die.i no fail chop anoda round.Around 2 a.m for morning i just wake up from one bad dream,for dat dream i see three old women dey pound my belle with pestle,my belle come dey pain me for d dream.if u see how i shout for dat dream eeh,my mouth nearly tear.Dat pain wey i dey experience for dream,i com dey experience am real life.
Before i know wetin happen, i just run enter toilet,come dey purge like running tap wey him control don commot.As i dey purge,instead make my belle dey com down,e con dey rise d more.For 4 days i no get maself.
I come vow say for my life instead make i chop beans and egg,i rather walk from hall 3 hostel to hall 2 car-park na.ked dey dance skelewu.

Na hall 3 beans purge you like dat. By the way no let hall 2 girls catch you dey waka naked o.

I don't like the idea of pulling shoes before entering a church but since it was his wedding day he could have just obeyed for the wife's sake. except he borrowed that shoe and was scared of losing it.

i see 4 people and something else in this picture.

This story has K-Leg o, how does a 9yrs old boy flip a 17yrs old girl over with ease.

How is this news worthy.

you were actually interviewed by dumb people who were intimidated by your knowledge hence they kept stopping u from answering their questions fully.

Is he bleaching?

Happy Birthday to the one and only 2Baba, you totally rock at 40.

If a woman cannot even dance in a home where she is supposed to spend the rest of her life, I think she is better off without that husband.

Her salary serves as plan B, in case of necessity to avoid stories that touches the heart.

How old are you, how does buying a pad for his girlfriend become foolishness.

Always wear use your PPES and Helmet for safety first, safety always and safety for all.

They be dancing and saying "we don pay ourselves salary na d rest of una sabi".

dawnomike:
Sent. .. check your mail.

pls send me the ebook aimiensi@yahoo.com

Mine happened like 3days ago, I was going to work in the morning and i normally leave home by 5.40am, while i was walking to wards the junction where i could board a keke I saw a man wearing plain white flowing gown, his hands where in the pocket and he was swinging them. My first thought was to turn back, but because i didn't want to be late for work i kept walking, by the time i got to where he was standing all i could feel was cold from head to toe. I just quickly walked past and i was singing one gospel song to give me courage.

These days it's like someone somewhere is raping a child every minute in Nigeria. Lord help us.

This govt sha, Error everywhere they go.

shey you have a sister who is a woman, go and ask her this question.

Op this your cake get k-leg o, i don laff belle scatter, by the way why u carry your mama picture come put for nairaland.

Why is APC so disunited and disorganised

Really sad, and to think that the people responsible for this are living in our midst peacefully as husbands and fathers. Woe betide them, if you cant work hard that's your own problem, just don't go after people who do the best they can.

Johniyke2flex:
Are we moving into the era of political fanatism? The way nairalanders take sides with politicians and their parties, I won't be surprised if southerners also start detonating themselves because of their political leanings.

Sorry to disappoint you but here in the south people do not see themselves as sacrificial rams so no one here will be detonating themselves at anytime.

No offence o but is Faze still a musician.

justwise:
Your experience is not exclusive. Your ex might have a completely different view.

Hello, the post is about lessons learnt from your previous relationship, I have stated mine, instead of analysing mine pls try to state yours if you have any.

justwise:
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It goes both ways.

Am only speaking from my own experience