₦airaland Forum

saasala:
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

Choi your village people ooooo

Turkish airlines tho,too controversial and abusive...I still don't understand why people patronise them this much

on the way to the permanent site

cassette:
Erhm but this happened on Instagram

I'm just happy it's not Nigeria or one of those powerless nations.
at least this people have a quick emergency response forces and good security forces and working systems...they'll pull through

what is this,how can almighty eagles draw with Swaziland of all countries.

yes,anything is possible in football but somethings are just absolutely ridiculous

super eagles falling hands since the death of john the Baptist

choi Nigeria

hmm seems like change is really working sha
we're watching

some people are just too stubborn God is watching

lol toke tho,it's time to let sleeping dogs lie

this is exactly why God didn't just kill Satan the moment he revolted against Him.

Hahaha this is a joke right? ona nor serious at all

olumide4christ:
Have we not had multiple plane crashes when your beloved Stella Oduah and others were substantive aviation ministers?? What has not having a minister of aviation or otherwise got to do with an aircraft losing cabin pressure and having to do an emergency landing??

Nigerians; blaming Buhari for every bad news as if he's the pilot or the airline owner! Why haven't Russians blamed Putin for the air crash of Metrojet in Egypt that led to the loss of 224 lives last week??

Nigerians, I hail thee!!

does Russia not have an aviation minister
you don't have a case jor

onlyme12:
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A Medview aircraft has crash landed at the domestic wing of the Muritala Muhammed 2 Airport in Lagos today.

The plane was headed headed for Abuja, but had to make an emergency landing few minutes after take off due the fact that the engine caught fire. The Airline tweeted apologies immediately after to its passengers.
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Jesu! medview biko don't join sosoliso and the others.
I've been using medview like a taxi...may cheap things not kill me in Jesus name

Nigeria does anything work there at all

wizkid oooo this boy just can't help but seize every moment to disgrace me
choi see bele

what does increasing the duration of the course have to do with the quality?
same old shit everyday, plz medical aspirants don't waste your lives,china,India,Ukraine isn't far...still same cost like studying in private uni in Nigeria

does money have a plural,as in 'monies'

fattbabakay:
When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not


Add yours......

lol this is real Gobe

POLITICKs in Nigeria is first class rated comedy

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

na now I confirm say,many are mad but only a few are strolling the streets naked

Mrbigman1:
And someone said his dancing like where SS2 students are doing social nyt.

Wickedness is a sin.

lol,i nearly choke laughing at that part.i can remember how social nights can be boring back in boarding days.
choi! Nigerians and bad mouth

lol Nigerians tho,they always have something to say