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LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by zimoni(f): 12:51pm On Jan 23, 2015
Good job D9ty7.


Waiting for the next story.
CrimeRe: Married Man Killed By Jealous Badoo Lover by zimoni(f):
I hate that bullshitt called online dating.

If I need an Otekpu urgently, shey Otekpu don finish for Gimbiya ni?

So, why would anyone waste his life because of one useless punany?

RIP to Charles shaaa. He died a wrongful death.

Too bad.
CrimeRe: Popular Alaba Trader WhoTerrorise Lagos & His Gang Arrested For Robbery by zimoni(f): 10:21am On Jan 23, 2015
FolarinLondon:
I LAUGHED WHENEVER I HEARD PEOPLE SAYING IGBOS ARE GOOD AND GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS; WRONG ASSERTION.

I HAVE REPEATEDLY STATED IT HERE THAT 98% OF SUCCESSFUL IGBO MEN ARE ARMED ROBBERS(There are few genuine and struggling ones but not rich) AND 66% OF THEIR CRIMES ARE COMMITTED IN SOUTH WEST WHILE 5% ARE COMMITTED IN MIDDLE BELT INCLUDING ABUJA.

HAVING WORKED WITH NIGERIAN POLICE HEAD OFFICE-EDET HOUSE PRECISELY, I REALISED THAT 99% DEAD BODIES BEING PARADED EVERY MORNING ARE IGBOS GOING BY THE CONFESSION OF THEIR FELLOW LIVING CULPRITS; ROBBERY GONE WRONG. I HAVE WITNESSED THEIR TORTURES DURING INTERROGATION BUT THE PAINS AND THE AGONY IN WHICH THEIR BODIES ARE SUBJECTED TO IN THE PROCESS OF INVESTIGATION COULD ONLY BE IMAGINED. JESUS!!!!!!! TEARS FLOW WITHIN MY SOUL AS HUMAN BEING.................

IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT, PLEASE TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO THESE TWO POLICE COMMANDS(GARKI AREA 11 COMMAND AND AREA 10 JUST BEHIND INEC HEAD OFFICE) EVERY MORNING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND COME BACK TO SHARE YOUR STORY(IES) HERE.............

IF YOU ARE STILL DOUBTING ME OR SEEING MY WRITE UP AS A TRIBAL BASHING, THEN LET ME ASK YOU THIS, HAVE YOU NOTICE THAT 92% OF BUSINESSES BEING OPERATED IN US AND UK BY NIGERIANS ARE OWNED BY YORUBAS? WHY NOT IGBOS? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, WHY CAN'T IGBO MAN REPLICATE HIS BUSINESS SKILL OUTSIDE NIGERIA SHORE? YOUR ANSWER IS AS GOOD AS MINE; NO ACCESS TO ROBBERY AND SUSTAINING THEIR BUSINESSES AND LIFESTYLES WITHOUT ROBBERY IS LIKE TAKING A BASKET TO THE AMUNIA RIVER TO FETCH WATER..........

IF YOU ARE STILL IN DOUBT, HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF WHY 80% OF THEM IN MALAYSIA AND CHINA ARE IN PRISONS, DEATH ROW AND EVEN GETTING KILLED EVERY PASSING DAY INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY OUT OF WHAT THEY CLAIMED TO KNOW HOW TO DO VERY WELL IN NIGERIA WHICH IS BUSINESS BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE IS NO ACCESS TO ROBBERY UNLIKE NIGERIA WHERE THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THEIR LOOTS......

HOWEVER, @ALLIGBOS HERE, IF YOU HAVE A BROTHER, UNCLE, COUSIN OR WHATEVER CLAIMING HE IS GOING SOMEWHERE TO BUY GOODS, U BETTER WATCH HIM.........

PEACE OUT
I'm aware a lot of them are into armed robbery, but I don't think they are up to that 98% you bandied. Don't forget we also have Yorubas, Fulanis and other ethnic group members who are into armed robbery.

Anyway, armed robbery isn't a business. If I were a President, I would give order that armed robbers should be killed. Same with drug peddlers, oil thieves and saboteurs of government infrastructures.

People lack discipline in this nation. It's all about money. The poverty and hardship has changed our orientation to Money Must Be Made At All Cost. People don't ask questions in the society anymore(what is your business, how come you've become a millionaire all of a sudden?), people now worship wealth.

Too bad.
CrimeRe: Popular Alaba Trader WhoTerrorise Lagos & His Gang Arrested For Robbery by zimoni(f): 9:17am On Jan 23, 2015
See Them Lekki and Banana Iceland Manshun Owners

They come online here to tell us how Yorubas are lazy and Igbos are hardworking.

How an Igbo man would relocate to Lagos with just a polythene bag and becomes a Millionaire the following year.

How they run and control economy of Lagos while Yorubas are docile doing nothing but Omo Mi Da lolz grin grin grin. Yorubas are docile? This people no go kill me with laughter abeg. I don't want to sound like a tribalist, I'm not in real life.


But they never told us about Their Lucrative Armed Robbery Industry.

Money must be made through hardworking and patience, not through armed robbery.

Only God knows how many lives they'd taken during their robbery operations.

Too bad.
HealthRe: HIV/AIDS Drugs To Be Manufactured In Nigeria - UNAIDS by zimoni(f): 11:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
Hope the drug would cure the HIV completely.

Good one there.


This is the kind of news we want to be reading not Buhari or Jonah palaver.


I wish the people living with HIV/AIDS recovery.

God will heal you people.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan’s DSS Bodyguards Hospitalized After Bauchi Attackby APC THUGS by zimoni(f): 10:00pm On Jan 22, 2015
This is bad.

Buhari was never attacked anywhere in South. So, why the attack on President Goodluck Jonathan?

Those mofos should take it easy, election hasn't started yet.



Jonah tried all he could to please this people with various juicy appointments, yet all they want is to send him back to Otueke next month.

So, Jonah, who are your enemies now?


You see your life outside?

Shiorrrrrrrrr.
PoliticsRe: General Buhari Likes President Jonathan's Smile by zimoni(f): 2:01pm On Jan 21, 2015
Somebody is enjoying patronage from PDP.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Cheers.
PoliticsBuhari Didn't Have WASC When He Joined Nigerian Army (pic) by zimoni(op): 1:05pm On Jan 21, 2015
He only joined NA with a letter(endorsement) from his school principal.

How could Nigerian Army have accepted endorsement instead of credits in WASC.

Too bad.

So many things have gone wrong in the past in this nation.

PoliticsRe: Breaking News - Buhari's WASC Certificate Is Out. by zimoni(f): 12:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
He should have written Oct/Nov since nah.

This Buhari sef na wah ooooooo

All these years without WASC result.

Too badt.

PoliticsRe: Press Statement By General Muhammadu Buhari On The School Certificate Issue by zimoni(f): 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2015
Where is the certificate?

Where is it?

Oga park well jor.

PoliticsRe: Press Statement By Buhari, GCFR, On The School Certificate Issue by zimoni(f): 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2015
Where is the certificate?

Where is it?

Oga park well jor.

PoliticsRe: Fayose Vs Buhari; Ekiti State Governor Takes Another Shot At GMB by zimoni(f): 12:47pm On Jan 21, 2015
Fayose again?

He made good point this time around.

Let's see how it goes next month, the worst that may happen it post-election violence.

Nothing do me o jarey.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate: Controversy Stayed Too Long-barcanista by zimoni(f): 12:41pm On Jan 21, 2015
D9ty7:
I believe this issue should have been handled with care and caution a long time ago. Allowing this issue to stay this long without APC saying anything and GMB saying anything himself shows how confused they are.
IMO, I think GMB should have responded critics the moment this issue was raised nd nt by saying his certificate is with the Millitary board, and coming out after some times to say IBB and his boys carted it away when his gov't was overthrown.
And APC on their own part handled the issue with light hand, because at first, Lai Muhammed criticised the Army and didn't address the issue at first. Even as at when the army hasn't said a thing about the scandal except that every serving or retired officer has his/her records with the millitary.
Attention should have been given to this issue a long time ago, taking this long shows that they probably don't know how to handle the situation or had no idea that the General really has a certificate. Responding to issues like this will not and can never cause distration, provided they have qualified people to handle media issues and campaigns.
Thank you jarey.

First it was with the Nigerian Army MS

Later, it was carted away by IBB boys when his Buhari's house was ransacked in 1985.

He goofed big time. Why would anymore claim what he doesn't have.

Now we are all seeing the DAMAGES DONE BY QUOTA SYSTEM IN THIS NATION.

Too bad.

I'm not taking side here, BUT HE SHOULD PLEASE SHOW US THE CERTIFICATE, na we dey beg.

We Must See The Certificate.

Nansance.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate: Controversy Stayed Too Long-barcanista by zimoni(f): 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2015
Story

Story

Story for the gods.

Where is the certificate?

Don't tell us he didn't have WASC when he joined NA.

If his house was ransacked by IBB boys in 1985, how about he contact WAEC so they could help produce a copy(yes it's possible for WAEC to produce a copy for Buhari without exams number. Yes, they can found the result if he had one.)

Now we all see why Northerners love Quota System more than Oxygen.

They ruled us for 39years and set us back by 200years.

Buhari shouldn't have filled the INEC form with WASC as his qualification.

He goofed big time, you don't claim what you don't have. That's a common sense.

Too Bad.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cannot Keep To A Simple Promise Of Time by zimoni(f): 12:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
You are still waiting for Buhari's certificates?

You are def on a long thing.

That guy no get WAEC o jarey.

Lobatan.
PoliticsRe: Thank God,Buhari Will Show Us His Certificate At 9 O'clock This Morning by zimoni(f): 11:48am On Jan 21, 2015
idumuose:
APc is not serious.
Egbon, don't waste your time o jarey.

I don't think that guy had the WASC when he joined NA in 1961.

Quota system has ruined this nation.

Too bad. No wonder they love Quota System more than oxygen.

Too bad.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate Matter - Tune Into Channels Television by zimoni(f): 11:46am On Jan 21, 2015
[b]So many things have gone wrong in the past in this country.

How could they allow someone without Secondary School Leaving Certificate and WASC to join Nigerian Army? He joined with a recommendation letter from someone.

Too bad.

The Northerners ruled us for 39years and set us back by 200years.

The Quota System has really done a lot of damage.

He should have presented the result he got when he graduated from Military School or the one he got when he went for a course in USA.

He knew he didn't have WASC yet he filled the INEC form with WASC as his qualification.

I also blame APC, they should have done thorough work about this dude background.

I don't believe that crap that his certificates were carted away when his house was attacked by IBB boys in 1985. Because WAEC can always help to produce another result for him(yes it's possible for WAEC to find Buhari's result without the exams number. This scenario is different, it has to do with a controversial presidential candidate).

I think Buhari didn't have WASC when he joined Nigerian Army. He should have filled the INEC form with the diploma he got at Military School. He made a serious mistake.

Anyway, they've said the affidavit is acceptable, so be it.

But it's terrible that our would be President doesn't have WAEC. WAYEC Ooooo not Masters Oooooooooo.

Oga ooooooooooooooooo.[/b]

FamilyRe: Soldiers Rescue 14 Pregnant Teenagers, 8 Children In Abia - Photo by zimoni(f): 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
when is this madness going to end?

Too bad.
PoliticsRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture by zimoni(op): 10:21am On Jan 20, 2015
temitemi1:
And u think u knoW better than d pple @ d gatheringhuh If u want to make fun of sumtin or sum1, u need to do that with ur brain intact... GEJ till 2019!!!
Why was Jonah using the wrong mouse?

They say he's a Digital President.

A 21st Century President.

So, why was he using a wrong mouse?



Lobatan O Jarey.
PoliticsRe: Time To Disgrace The Self-appointed Godfather Of The South-west by zimoni(f): 10:09am On Jan 20, 2015
Truth be told,

Buhari really erred in the past.

I hope he's changed now.

I wish him best of luck.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Corporal Slaps CSP Thrice At Lagos Airport by zimoni(f): 10:08am On Jan 20, 2015
Lawlessness is just too much in this nation.

Too bad.
PoliticsRe: IBB To Jonathan: Am With Buhari Until You Reverse Pump Price Of PMS To N65 by zimoni(f): 9:51am On Jan 20, 2015
Opposition is rising for Jonah per second.

As e dey go now,

E be like say na otueke go sure pass for Jonah ooooooooo.

PoliticsWhat Is Wrong With This Picture by zimoni(op): 9:45am On Jan 20, 2015
Why Is Jonathan Using Wrong Mouse?

They Didn't Teach Him How To Use Computer Very Well ?

Abi

He's Truly ClueLess?



This Jonah No Go Kill Me O Jarey.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: El Rufai (apc) Vs Muktar Yero (pdp) - University Results. by zimoni(f): 7:20am On Jan 20, 2015
killuminati:
A Mulanga is a senior brother to a Muntullar and an equivalent to a Zamunda.. wink
Hahahahahahaha

Okay oooooooooo.

Cheers Bawse.
PoliticsRe: El Rufai (apc) Vs Muktar Yero (pdp) - University Results. by zimoni(f): 11:21pm On Jan 19, 2015
killuminati:
You're a Mulanga huh
What's Mulanga? I only know of Muntulla(daft).

Cheers Bawse.
PoliticsRe: El Rufai (apc) Vs Muktar Yero (pdp) - University Results. by zimoni(f): 11:09pm On Jan 19, 2015
Even Jesus Christ Was A QS.

He was the first QS lols.

In Luke 14:28 Jesus says "But don't begin until you count the cost. For who would begin construction of a building without first calculating the cost to see if there is enough money to finish it?". New Living Translation


I don't like doing this shitt online, but I had to respond so the ignorant ones wouldn't denigrate The Lucrative Profession Called Quantity Surveying.

God Bless NIQS.

God Bless QSRBN

God Bless Nasir El-Rufai

God Bless Adamu Mu'azu(Yes, he's a QS)

God Bless Mallam Murtala Mohammed Aliyu FNIQS (The Current President of NIQS)

God Bless The Senior Colleagues In The Profession

God Bless Nigeria.


Proudly QS.

PoliticsRe: El Rufai (apc) Vs Muktar Yero (pdp) - University Results. by zimoni(f): 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2015
Some Muntullars shouldn't dabble into what they know nothing about.

WHAT IS QUANTITIES?

Quantities refers to estimated amount of labour and material required in the carrying out/execution of various items of work and all together these items give the total requirements of a particular project.

WHO IS A QUANTITY SURVEYOR?

A Quantity Surveyor is an expert that is saddled with the responsibility of controlling construction project cost from the inception of the project to it's completion to ensure the Client gets good value for his money. A Quantity Surveyor is professional trained and experienced in handling construction cost, construction management and construction communications effectively.

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