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ofegge73:
Good evening Nairalanders, I have no idea how to go about making this as clear as possible, but truth is I married a stranger.
I met this Lady in 2012,we became friendly, and talked on consistently.
Thanks.

Op. Your loss for marrying an igbo girl. I bet you're yoruba. Don't you know igbo girls are whores?

kingreign:

I still repeat op is a wimp, an effeminate, a pussy arse niqqur

Mod, don't change my comment again.

Eff off and let's hear a word a minute!

EgunMogaji:
My guess is that it’s caused by a defective valve.

Which part of a cylinder is the valve?

luminouz:
U n kimbraa really need to chill d fvck out!!!
The wife is dead sexually yet he loves her n didn't divorce her...As a sexually active man...I know what he is going through! He solved d problem and still kept his home...what's with y'all judging him U feminists are always emotional n rarely analytical n it stinks on ya resume!!!!!
If you don't have a solution...keep mum!
Only God knows how many of u can tolerate a sexually dysfunctional husband for ten years!!!

Then this is just the beginning of his dick paralysis. You think the side chick doesn't want this idiot person to herself? Foolish people. Foolish thinking.

DonteMec:
HA ha ha ha ha, I expected this long ago.
My dear I don't know how old you are. But If you ask your parents how marriages that have lasted for 25 to 50 years are sustained, the things you might hear would make you get wiser.
I love my wife, but I also love good sex. My wife can't give me the good sex. So it's either I divorce my wife or find an alternative measure to save my marriage. This hard decision I took sometime past. Believe me it wasn't and still isn't an easy decision. But a man got to do what a man got to do. However am always very careful of course and that singular decision has made the boat not to rock till now..

Better. Go and ask your concubine what she did to you. It's silly for men to cheat. Women use charms, don't be foolish. I came across a beautician's Facebook page via "suggested post" and while scrolling through, I saw things that shocked me. Please go to Facebook and search for "Queen Skincare". You'll find things like padlock kit and other nonsense. Keep beating your chest that you fckedd outside of your marriage. Nonsense.

fados4sure:
As a typical Esan man


I can authoritatively tell you that your wife went to sleep with another man

Kindly question her

Are you all mad? Didn't you read the part he said he cheated?

Shukusheka:
As much as a I don't want to, I just find gays disgusting and outright repugnant. Does that make me homophobic, I don't care anymore, wallahi.

You can be whatever you want to be in secret but the moment you start putting your homosexuality in our face and trying to force its normalcy down our throat, I would be the first person to get a big stick and make sure you are clubbed to death.

I _fucking detest gays!

May you die a miserable death then. Good luck.

Ishilove:
When menopause sets in, let's say between 50-55 years, and her sexual drive declines, he'll still be in his early to mid-40s.

Expand your mind and don't be so quick to comment before thinking.

When won't drive decline? Expand your mind, girl. 50-55 years is a long time to start thinking negative.

Paulosky1900:
Mr MAN their is a lot differences between 4&7 whereas yours it's just 2yrs just stay mute for the main time and observe....thats my advice for you.

Shatap!!!

Ishilove:
You know the answer to your question....

The only challenge may be menopause.

Which menopause? Let's hear a word abeg. She's just 35 and you're saying menopause. Did your mum menopause at age 40?

LAGATA:
Woow! That's the best of all marriages. My wife is 4years older than me and wev bn married for more than two years now without any hitch. She so humble, patient, matured, caring, loving & the best woman I have met. Thou once in a while I feel so unsecure but she's just so caring and understanding. I must say that since we got married till date she always kneel down on her two knees to greet me in the mornings, welcome me with a deep hug when I return from work, unbutton my shirt then goes to dish my meal while I have a cold shower. I must say am lucky... So guys don't feel discouraged as not all older ladies have that 'big woman' or 'elder sister' attitude. U also have a lot to do interms of not allowing this 'i am your husband' thing to control you. Love and pamper her, help her with cooking, house chores, give her surprises, speak calmly with respect, and I assure you it's love forever���

You're truly blessed, Sir.

I remember Suzy Williams. Such a beautiful star and a painful death.

Which channels is this aired?

1zynnvn:
I'm 6'5 and people regard me as too tall. In Nigeria . I'm planing on moving to Netherlands where 6'5 is like a Normal hieght. Everything is set. I'm just waiting for the money

Money fall on you.

tiger28:
If the movie had featured an igbo title, you would never see any non-igbo actors there. These ppl are too clanish but still dont all get along regardless.

Igbos are naturally selfish and love alienating other tribes.

Yoruba. Best and most adored tribe.

Igbo people. Dem go still wear our agbada sha as if dey use am do dem.

Jiang:
I believe you only add pictures on any social media platform when looking for somethings. This applies to both males & females

1-Partner
2-Gratification or just so people will say wow you are so pretty/handsome/sexy/ hot etc.

Some people ain't looking for all of that, just to have fun & pass the time.

Exactly. It's petty to put up your pic on a platform like NL.

Toks2008:
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This could applies to both sexes so if you ever hear this phrase from your partner after a break up please don't take it lightly by thinking it is mere liptalk.Get the police involved immediately and let that person sign an undertaken cos that is a clear threat to your life or that of any other person you are involved with.

I don't know if this makes sense.

Brilliant post made foolish by a highly subjective meme.

Divay22:
Lol


I might doubt a guy if he says this, but if a lady says this to my brother, he'll leaving that state, if possible country immediately (I don't trust ladies..we're so irrational )

You alone said you been threatened before. Then you come to post this stupid statement cos you want to get "likes". Do you have statistics for the rubbish you posted up there?

Mpanyi:
For kerosene explosion, to avoid, once you buy kerosene, pour small on the floor/ground and try lighting with matches. If it's kerosene it will not light or make pop sound but if it's adulterated it will makebpop sound

Thanks.

emeijeh:
OK, hopefully, I will relocate to the UK because of this

I'm as scared of gas as you. Maybe I'll stop cooking or get a new stove. But there are cases of kerosene explosion as well. What will one do now?

theDEVILisHERE:
Get this into your head
In relationship between human beings there is nothing like Love
What you have is attraction of various forms and degrees

Love only applies to intangible stuff (eg: activities like sports, your skills/talents etc)

That is why your love for those things would always be there
They would never forsake you
rather you'll forsake them

You cannot love anything physical
Physical= Attraction, not Love

Being bitter is for illogical beings
I'm not one

I can see how you were brought up. You must be a bastard child. Smh.

theDEVILisHERE:
The wife is not the most important person in his life.

[quote author=theDEVILisHERE post=64385585]Stop being bitter. Love is a two-way street. Marry a woman who loves you then.

theDEVILisHERE:
You are the foolish one here

Wife, stay away from your husband and his brother etc relationship
if you have a problem with ur brother inlaw tell your husband
it is his decision not yours

You wouldn't like it if your husband call out your family member publicly, but you have no problem doing your husband that

Stupid women everywhere

I can see you're speaking on behalf of your family. Only foolish people from foolish families like yours put their nose in other people's privacy.

Thankfully, ogbonna now has a family. Let him go learn to be a man and stop hiding in the shadows of his brother's wealth. That's a shameless way to live. An advice for you too.

soberdrunk:
Which wife? The one that can wake up tomorrow morning and "Eboue" him? I have friends that are more important to me than my future wife will be!

No doubt, you're from a broken home.

soberdrunk:
I swear on all the small gods in my village, if i was Kanu this woman will sleep in her parents house until she apologizes to my brother and he forgives her! No matter what she has absolutely no right to speak to his brother or disgrace him publicly like this, these men suffered together and she only came into the picture when things became rosy so if he decides to spoonfeed his brother for the rest of his life it is not her business!!!

You are foolish for this statement. Why does it hurt family when one of their own is married and HAPPY? What do you mean by "came into the picture", are you sick? Is this how you were brought up? Is it a crime to be married and happy? Ogbonna should be the one to stop meddling in his brother's affairs.

Who told you they suffered together by the way, were you there?

mikkybellami:
Or the other room

Haha.

Namzy:
Is op trustworthy?

Guy's crazy. Replies your mssgs in seconds. If he doesn't, then he's in the toilet. That's how trustworthy he is.

I am thinking since it is now consolidated relief allowance-you add both basic and allowance, apply the graduated income to get taxable income and it is from your gross pay you apply the (8%).


300,000@7%=21,000
300,000@11%=33,000
352,000@15%=52,000
106,800-Annually
106,800/12=8,900-Monthly
Pension 8% of gross pay.
NB:In Lagos state, the minimum tax you can pay is #250,that is, if you are earning 15,000 or less you are paying #250.

Please, I stand to be corrected.

Question. How do one reduce a company's basic salary and allowances and pay little tax.

Wrong! The taxable income isn't N952000 but 952000- 8%*1440000= 836800.

Monthly tax is N7460.

omusiliyu:
adorable what
with these your black knees and yam legs

And you think you're fine? You're ugly and look "local".