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Alright, time to catch up on all the "Entourage" episodes I missed.

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/693923_0saucekid_jpgc0dd93e7364181d8867a0f8d106dea7f[/img]

Who's the father of the kid? Oh, I mean, mother.

Oahray: ehya. I dey talk of page 2000, you dey show me vid. YouTube-mania much?

Didn't want to do two separate posts.

Impatient much? Dive straight in - https://www.nairaland.com/967122/romance-sections-off-topic-chat/2000

_{*Don't forget to bookmark}

^^^

Oahray: Not yet uhuru page 2000?

Anyway, greetings to you... Yes, you reading this.

Waiting to see page 2000 eh?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YiOvZuzAg

Portrayed so wonderfully.

DIG1: Naija army babe

Fake. What's with the jewelry?

Damn. Those hotties.

Are the warlords planning a strategy of "distract your enemy" on the battlefield if you can?

Well, all he needed was a little push there.

Oga at the top is back and bouncing strong!

Btw, Found this little piece. Not that I'm in line for jokes such as these but this made me crack up a small letter "u".

*JOKE*

Akpos was chatting with his new girl, Felicia on BBM. Felicia asked Akpos for money so he promised her 10k. She went to Lagos to visit him unexpectedly just for the money so in themorning, Akpos told her that he would betravelling to Abuja in the next 5mins.

He gave her his First Bank ATM Card that she should take it and withdraw all she wanted (knowing fully well that he had just 3k in thataccount).

As soon as she kissed Akpos & left, Akpos quickly left the house knowing that she will come back crying. As Akpos got to a certain Junction, Johnny, his elder brother called him on the phone saying “Akpos, have you received the alert? I just paid in the 200k thatI've been owing you into Ur First Bank account"!

OMG, Akpos started sweating without heat! Few minutes later, he got the alert!! Confirmed, 200k credited.
Akpos tried calling Felicia’s phone, switched off.

Tried PING!!! PING!!! No delivery.

The Next minute, Alerts: 50k withdrawn, 50k withdrawn, 50k withdrawn, Another 50k withdrawn. Akpos Fainted when he saw the last alert; 3k withdrawn.

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WTF Guys, Iyanya plans to sing about eyebrows now?

Bloatware everywhere. Ever since kukere (which I still don't get the hang of), all of his songs are just trash.

Quite a Laudable Project.

teeboy4x: Check it

Nice way to start trading with your first trade being a success. You deposited via wire transfer or..?

lorretta u: almost all ladies are

You've got to be kidding me. Like serious?

Oh my.

Of course, I don't expect the fa.gs to "understand that pose".

sauer: while other nations bother about production and advancing human knowledge, my people are concerned about not having se/x until they marry. Just what exactly is the importance attached to this experience?

Beats me.

Such a pristine car. The owner sure is very excited.

Reminds me of my experience with an 04' G-Wagon. Classic Beast, I tell you.

What would be the cost of landing a 2013 G550 or 2011 G55AMG to nigeria? (in naira)

CFCfan: @ fubby: You are onto something there. I know most guys in their 20s or early 30s wouldn't mind dating Halle Berry, who is in her mid 40s

That's even an understatement. "Would Kill to date" is more like it.

~ZN~:
You forgot to add the part about "Maturity".

Most of the "younger" ladies are simply glorified teenage drama queens.

^ Sequel to this last post, I still prefer them fresh and "in their prime" however.

You forgot to add the part about "Maturity".

Most of the "younger" ladies are simply glorified teenage drama queens.

Report the account to facebook and have it shut down for starters.

I can't say how pissed I would be if I found out someone was ruining my good name in the name of "recharge pins".

CFCfan: You guys should google "Extreme cougars", a TV show in the U.S.

Reminds me of Hattie's case. What a

CFCfan: Lol.

I think some women who are 40 and above prefer younger men, due to their (younger men) energy on the bed. Most 40 year old men have less s.ex drive than 20 year old guys.
And women in their 40s experience little or no reduction in their s.ex drive.

No thanks to the invention of lubrication and "reconstruction".

nadia_SA: Nope not at all
I'm 19 so younger guy will be like 14 sooo that just won't work..
I'll be abusing the poor lil guy ..

You're 19? With such a figure? Interesting.

Vwandyboy: Ndi ara!!!! Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D
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Every now and then some creep shows up, what's this place turning into?

kolamilan: this thread is boring also, the op is violenting the rule number 14 because we have this type of thread in the nairaland archive.

Yeah, Told him it would cause violence, wouldn't listen. CFCFan, you see?

Hmmm. Well, I'll just be on the sidelines, no "f" to my moniker.

Oh my, for that amount I'd rather send my kid to a real "british" school.

Just outrageous.

Watch the police men spend more time cruising around, windows rolled up, music blasting away from the speakers.

Kia? of all brands? What are they patrolling in kia cars for? The hilux was a better option.

Exactly, whilst there are more important things to be done, he's all about giving awards to rappers.