₦airaland Forum

sorextee:
i still remember mine
064-660359.. kano
then with caller id sef, where u can see d number calling you..
gone are the days walahi..

SeunEgbegbe:

Serving an imaginary God who fed 1 million people with five loaves of bread and 3 fishes but couldn't handle two nails on the cross is a sin

doublewisdom:
African version of Christianity tire me.

Sparrow13:
I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient.......#IStandWithBuhari#let the haters and Wailers continue wailing pdp 16 yrs of looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix itin a year. Yeye

jkendy:
You can call him a thug or taut or garage man. But one sure thing, so fascinating about this man is his fearless nature nd bluntness.
Carry on with your 'out cry' my courageous role model!!!

drss:
all of a sudden under dis photogenic administration, trivial issues like interview by a little girl in USA has bcom big propaganda news, sometin dat was not a big deal under d last administration.
instead of developmental news about govt policies, nigerians ar bombarded with:
-picture of buari sipping milo,
-picture of buari drinking water,
-picture of buari laughing hard with osumbade,
-picture of buari inspecting his cows,
-buari arrive ghana in grand style,
-red capet reception for buari in ethiopia,
-buari standing tall with wall leaders etc while nigerians ar facing:
-blackout.
-fuel scarcity.
-high food price.
-mass unemployment.
-mass killings n genocide by fulani herdsmen.
-mass abduction of children n forced marriages.
-undercover corruption.
-lack of salaries.
worse still d govt is directionless.

ziccoit:
If GEJ, the Mr Hero had won the last presidential election for the 2nd term, nothing would have been left of economy with the level of corruption that would have been allowed to go on unchecked; BH would have spread down to the South with above 75% of Nigeria under terrorist control; he and NOI would have started selling Nigerians to slave trade to make more money available for stealing; GEJ would have sold everything Nigeria; coup de tat would have been staged and either GEJ killed or arrested and kept in jail; Nigeria would have been thrown into unending crises; we might have had a civil war on our hands by now.

So, voting Buhari was the best decision the brilliant among Nigerians made. That golden decision has saved my country from irrecoverable destruction and total collapse.

bloodyBLOGGER:
I'm waiting to see the day the EFCC of Buhari will start to probe the APC politicians...It seems as if those politicians in APC are 'Angels', and the oppositionstigma are 'satan'.



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banmee:
I never wanted to reveal this, but Davido saved my life last year. I was in a coma for six months and there was nothing the doctors could do to revive me. One day, one of the nurses decided to play one of Davido's songs and to God be the glory, i got up, walked to the side table where the CD was and switched it off. The song was so bad that i had no choice but to get up. Praise the lord.

donTbone:
Wasnt expecting anything positive
from HIM thou!
I await the 1st quarter of 2016

I cant still imagine how some Nigerians
will expect a car damaged from 16years
misuse be reconstructed in a year

Dreams come true, but it needs time to nurture!

Jakumo: The battle-ready troops currently guarding nationwide premises of the defunct Nigerian power company, PCHN, should also be tasked with arresting as many former employees of that dead agency, which never provided ANY electrical power to Nigeria for at least the past quarter century, and making those captives perform vigorous parade-ground physical exercises in exchange for freedom and a state pardon.

The usual fifteen minutes of squatting frog-jumps while grasping one's ears should be augmented with dozens of push-ups, sit-ups, leg-raises and 50-yard wind-sprints, all as the warm-up sequence, after which all of the less determined former PHCN saboteurs can be weeded out with one-arm pushups, floor-shaking bench presses and full-contact karate bouts with military special forces operatives drafted over specially for the disciplinary measures.

It is imperative that all employees known to be guilty of serving the perennially non-functional state electrical power corporation of Nigeria should face some form of justice, to penalize them for the regressive effect they and their employer have had on Nigerian industry, health-care, commerce, education and communication, effectively trapping an entire nation in a developmentally stagnant dark age for close to three decades. If a mass-cull of the erring saboteurs is selected as the most expedient response to their lives of sin, the West African sub-region will be the better for it.

Jakumo: The battle-ready troops currently guarding nationwide premises of the defunct Nigerian power company, PCHN, should also be tasked with arresting as many former employees of that dead agency, which never provided ANY electrical power to Nigeria for at least the past quarter century, and making those captives perform vigorous parade-ground physical exercises in exchange for freedom and a state pardon.

The usual fifteen minutes of squatting frog-jumps while grasping one's ears should be augmented with dozens of push-ups, sit-ups, leg-raises and 50-yard wind-sprints, all as the warm-up sequence, after which all of the less determined former PHCN saboteurs can be weeded out with one-arm pushups, floor-shaking bench presses and full-contact karate bouts with military special forces operatives drafted over specially for the disciplinary measures.

It is imperative that all employees known to be guilty of serving the perennially non-functional state electrical power corporation of Nigeria should face some form of justice, to penalize them for the regressive effect they and their employer have had on Nigerian industry, health-care, commerce, education and communication, effectively trapping an entire nation in a developmentally stagnant dark age for close to three decades. If a mass-cull of the erring saboteurs is selected as the most expedient response to their lives of sin, the West African sub-region will be the better for it.

Acidosis:
`am not here to condemn any denomination but to reflect the mind of God as in the days of Paul the apostle.
Here are the bad act in 9ja churches:
Deeper Life
deliverance is a missing term in their belief as a result, witches and wizards made it a dwelling place. Members make christianity so miserable! Some members don't watch t.v but the church own a satellite station, can you imagine!
Christ Embassy
I was embarrased on my first visit to the church just because I couldn't speak in tongue. For christ sake, is it a must to speak in tongues? A member was asked to lead an opening prayer, and he started 'kabashing'. Am beginning to doubt their foreign hullabaloo.
Christ Chosen
don't even go there if you aren't an igbo man. They hardly mention the name 'Jesus', all they know is "God of chosen", as if 'chosen' died for them on the cross.
Jehovah's Witnesses
they are ready to spend a whole day preaching to you but they will never listen to a minute message from you. Abeg tell me, "who is fooling who?". Just make an attempt to offer a tract then you'll understand what am saying.
Moutain Of Fire And Miracles
a place to visit when you need enemies. They prefer to spend a whole day binding enemies that doesn't exist. Even the dead have enemies, so why killing youself?
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More to come; RCCG, Living Faith a.k.a winners chapel, Catholic, etc.