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PoliticsRe: Fayose Was Spotted With Okada Riders While Ekiti State Boils(pics) by zolacoded(m): 8:35am On Jun 02, 2018
Shut up man...this is deception.He actually called for meeting just to sabotage bikes and buses going for Fayemi reception. I lives in Ekiti
I LIVE in Ekiti......

One good turn.............
RomanceRe: 'Shoprite Road Girl': The Name Man Used In Saving Girlfriend's Number by zolacoded(m): 8:06am On Jun 02, 2018
fancy4eve:
u dey vex oh.....wich means am ugly now, abeg Gv me sum credit.
ugly bawohuh MERCY no ug Lee na

credithuh which networkhuh

credit ko, debit ni tongue
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Poses Without Underwear - Fans React by zolacoded(m): 7:55am On Jun 02, 2018
As rain dey fall seriously for here wey body com cold join........

If I guensh dis tin wey dey freak her ehn, I swear her complexion go turn DARK instanta!!! grin

PoliticsRe: Notooyoung Bill: You Are Too Old To Run - Fayose To Buhari by zolacoded(m): 2:34pm On Jun 01, 2018
I really don't understand what d guy below me is passing acrosshuh
RomanceRe: 'Shoprite Road Girl': The Name Man Used In Saving Girlfriend's Number by zolacoded(m): 9:13am On Jun 01, 2018
fancy4eve:
she's just been careful
see as u take style resemble MERCY JOHNSON tongue
CelebritiesRe: Alex Slays In Matching Red Hair And Skirt!! by zolacoded(m): 6:18pm On May 29, 2018
@Op, I sure sey u neva get ur PVC as u dey so ooo.

Thinking of how vote a dullardi*ho out come 2019 see Wetin person dey post on a democracy day.

well, Wetin consign me for wetin no consign me anyways!!!

CelebritiesRe: Meet Enam Honya, Ghanaian Model With Vitiligo. She's Stunning! by zolacoded(m): 2:52pm On May 28, 2018
Buh why she com resemble ojuju calabar like dis??

The guy below me sha......... embarassed
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Hypocrisy...the Davido And Wizkid Factor by zolacoded(m): 7:08am On May 27, 2018
AreaFada2:
Nor mind women who say only men cheat. Let's do paternity test on all kids and see kasalla that will burst. cheesy grin

A late relative's kids were not even his. Thank God he had a kid (his by DNA) from a previous marriage. Not to mention kids failing paternity tests required by foreign embassies to enable family re-union. The ones that didn't result in pregnancies/kids or aborted nko?

People forget that in an environment where dating is mostly about a guy's money, cheating can be very expensive. That is why the rich guys get most of the girls. Nice cars, nice house and cash to burn attract ladies like nectar attract bees.

So the ladies saying they prefer rich guys cheating on them are essentially admitting what they usually deny: that they are for sale. For sale because you can buy their tolerance/silence if you cheat as long as they get your money/gifts.

My question is won't such girls for sale cheat on their cheating man if a richer man comes along? One who can give them even more money/gifts? cheesy cheesy grin grin

I guess they will again deny this for now........until later.

But we for now we can now publicly note that women and men can cheat. It is even free of charge for women to cheat. Whereas men have to pay. Most women benefit economically from cheating whereas only very few men do, most lose economically.

Therefore women have far more incentive to cheat: thrill, attention, money, gifts, revenge, can conceal cheating better/hardly get caught, etc.
sense will not kill u Oga mi grin


u've said it all tho
RomanceRe: Women’s Behavior When Getting Wooed Memes by zolacoded(m): 12:32pm On May 26, 2018
WIFE: *Honey let’s play a game*
HUSBAND: *Okay. What’s the game about?*
WIFE: *If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month*
HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?*
WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*
HUSBAND: *Okay* (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: *are you ready*
Husband: *Yes ready*
WIFE: *TURKEY*
*Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird ������
*Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!*�
RomanceRe: Chinese Lady Holds On To Boyfriend’s Tongue During Break-up Kiss (Pic) by zolacoded(m): 6:55pm On May 23, 2018
akeentech:
Yes she his
Savage!!!

CelebritiesRe: 'Mr P' Peter Okoye’s Garage Will Leave You In Awe (Photos) by zolacoded(m): 6:42pm On May 23, 2018
soberdrunk:
I don't know where i was when they were sharing "Talents" during creation, Sing i cannot sing!!! Dance i cannot dance!!! Football i cannot play!! If they roast 1 full cow and put 1 'full Geepee tank of beer" on ground that is where i will show myself like class captain!! angry angry See how person garage be like "Auto trade fair" while Mans' still negotiating price of back shocks with Mechanic like say nah National budget we dey debate....... angry
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Car TalkRe: Five Tips For Riding A Motorcycle In The Rain by zolacoded(m): 7:14am On May 21, 2018
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PoliticsRe: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by zolacoded(m): 2:44pm On May 20, 2018
Enice:
now if what the NPF is about to accuse Saraki (aiding and abetting these assassins in the killing of Kwarans) is true, would it be out of order for the police to have acted the way it has done so far? No. Then since we do not have all the information, let us give the NPF the benefit of the doubt instead of acting like ingrates. Do you know that the IGP going after Saraki close to an election year is not in favour of the ruling party as he his rocking the boat? This is why we should respect PMB for allowing the right thing to be done regardless of whose ox is gored. In saner climes as you said, the IGP can pursue the even the President for a criminal act commited in and out of office. Trump right now is being investigated for an offence which in Africa would not be an offence not to talk of investigating it.
Like I said in my earlier post Saraki's ish is another kettle of fish entirely. If u don't understand my first quote, read it slowly this time around. And for the point u've made up there, I feel anyone that is found guilty of any criminal offence should be brought to book irrespective of the office he/she is holding.
PoliticsRe: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by zolacoded(m): 11:10pm On May 19, 2018
Enice:
people that stole your money are being pursued and you call the pursuer a dictator, fear God. All of a sudden Saraki and others are now saints with no skeletons in their cupboard.
U misconstrued d message. That of Saraki's ish is a kettle of fish entirely, even at that he's not a member of the opposition parties. What I'm trying to deduce is that Buhari should give room for constructive criticisms as it is the beauty of democracy the way we have it in saner climes, so why must our own be different? No politician is a saint, so they all gat skeleton in their cupboard.

If u knw u knw
PoliticsRe: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by zolacoded(m): 1:10pm On May 19, 2018
Only God knows what this country is turning into day by dayhuh

cos what is the essence of our democracy when there is no opposition party?

Someone should tell Buhari or APC to had better stop this tyranny and misuse of power or else!!!

Live and let live......... A Democrat has spoken!!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Is Looking For A Sister - Davido Reacts , Calls Tiwa Savage .. by zolacoded(m): 3:41pm On May 11, 2018
MrAnele:
If this hits FP i go smash my phones screen protector.



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The mod that moved this to FP sha. God will judge your case.
If u no smash ur phone screen my God will judge u!!!
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot And Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha's Throwback Photo by zolacoded(m): 9:06am On May 11, 2018
Shukusheka:
Thank God it is not Davido's Chioma. I been don dey fear.




Raise your hand up if you opened the thread expecting to see Davido's Chioma with Desmond Elliot.
No be only Davido's Chioma, na Wizkid's Caro grin
CareerRe: 3 Facts About Workplace Productivity You Must Know: by zolacoded(m): 8:53am On May 10, 2018
[quote author=OboOlora post=67434374][/quote]WTF lipsrsealed
And you finally shut it up..... buh hw com u came abt dat name?
PS: Abeg help me comot dat name abeg.... lool
CareerRe: 3 Facts About Workplace Productivity You Must Know: by zolacoded(m): 8:15am On May 10, 2018
[quote author=OboOlora post=67433896][/quote]Oooya.....come and close it for me now tongue
CareerRe: 3 Facts About Workplace Productivity You Must Know: by zolacoded(m): 7:57am On May 10, 2018
Buhari has been traveling all this while sitting next to the window in his private jet, listening to cow lover's music yet he's not productive........ nawa ooo

EducationRe: Charging Of Tuition Fees In Federal Universities Illegal - FG by zolacoded(m): 4:46pm On May 09, 2018
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPF Releases List Of Shortlisted Applicants For 2018 Recruitment by zolacoded(m): 8:18am On May 09, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
I didn't type that to promote any tribalism or shout marginalization. It's just an observation that maybe they(anambra born) didn't bother applying or they don't care about police recruitment
Well said....... I guess you're an Anambra born? grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPF Releases List Of Shortlisted Applicants For 2018 Recruitment by zolacoded(m): 8:22pm On May 08, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
How can Anambra be among the states with the least number of applicants? shocked shocked
Not again!!! And when will u guys stop playing the victim card everyhere and there. Please let's stop promoting tribalism and marginalization. Thanks
RomanceWhich Is Your Choice? Someone Who Loves You Or Whom You Love. by zolacoded(op):
Hello, my wonderful people. I really want to know your take in situation like this; which will you choose, someone who loves you or someone whom you love?


CC; Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Music/RadioRe: MC Akonuche: "Headies Is A Yoruba Award No Award To One Igbo Person” by zolacoded(m): 11:21am On May 08, 2018
Drchristian:
i'm not Yoruba too and I don't know any Igbo artist. come to south south, we play Yoruba artist and south south artist more than igbo.

I think d west are doing better in the entertainment industry.
God bless u left, right, front, back, middle & CENTRE.... lool
NYSCRe: Lady Who Gave Birth During Her NYSC, Dresses Up Her Son As Corper In Cute Photos by zolacoded(m):
@Op, u no dey current sef

The day wey my goat deliver I carry am go camp wear khaki for am too grin

RomanceRe: ''girls That Follow Their Friends To Dates Are Very Shameless'' - Nigerian Man by zolacoded(m): 7:43pm On May 04, 2018
IamD18:
They are not just shameless,they are also broke and hungry looking for means to eat.



I think you are being nice to them.

Try these steps.

1.Have them seated.
2.Call the waiter/waitress.
3.Permit them to order whatever they want.
4.After they must have ordered fried rice, chicken, fish, nkwobi, sharwama, turkey and yogurt out of greediness and long throat.
5.Make them feel comfortable and make sure they'v started eating it.
6.Then fake a call, excuse yourself and kindly drive out from that place, so that they'll sort themselves out, including your girlfriend embarassed
but guy u're wickedly wicked ooo......lmfao

CrimeRe: Photo Of Wanted Suspects Of Offa Banks Robbery by zolacoded(m): 6:15pm On May 04, 2018
Meanwhile, this is wot police investigation is abt in Naija.....

PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Impeachment: Mission Impossible, By Reuben Abati by zolacoded(m): 12:05pm On May 01, 2018
wetin CONSIGN mehuh

RomanceRe: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by zolacoded(m): 11:51am On May 01, 2018
smartbros:
I have large dick, je ka fo rawa lenu (let's bleep each other)
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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Under GEJ Vs Under PMB (Pictures) by zolacoded(m): 11:19am On Apr 26, 2018
Ajekun iya ni yio je (2ce)
Eniti o toni naa,
To n dena deni,
Ajekun iya ni yio je......... ntooooor!!! oooobi!!!

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