₦airaland Forum

Enuoyan:
Please I need your advice, people….

I just got an invitation email for an interview tomorrow somewhere on the mainland

Meanwhile my office at the moment is somewhere in Victoria Island and my boss monitors us like children

Please, I urgently need a strong LIE/STORY to package for my boss to allow me leave the office, without suspecting my plan

I promise to compensate whoever has the strongest storyline

Joystark:
Monitoring spirit

Joystark:
Just here to read comments. This should make front page in a bit... If it hasn't already.

AbuuBilaal:
Although I don't agree with the part that women were not part of God's plan, I believe this man is right on this point.

Women don't want to submit, that's why they destroy their lives and their children's lives while they know not.

Forget the trash you watch on TV, it's a scam. You're not a man and cannot be a man. Embrace your feminity, be gentle and caring. Don't be wayward and crude. No man hates a rough, wayward and crude woman. In fact having sex with her will feel like sodomy.

A man is a man and a woman is a woman.

BTW Chris, feminists are coming for your intestines

DameB:
I tire for world people.

Person move on after breakup dem go talk, person commit suicide after breakup dem go talk

Person do long courtship dem go say wetin remain to know, marry already. Person do short courtship, dem go say are you sure you don know the person reach.

Ok see all that this lady did, is it not commendable? Even if the guy is her son or brother? It's commendable to help people in this time and age where people are giving the word SELFISH a new meaning

chukwuibuipob:
dat one nah fast N furious. Rather unclad dem, tie their legs/hand behind iroko tree,pour red oil/sugar.Watch dem die a slow but painful death

Joystark:
Chukwudi, is that you?

DameB:
Na wa for people sef.

Woman selfish dem go complain, now woman don selfless dem dey blast her.

Ladies just support to the best of your abilities, don't be a leech, build, build and keep building.... Build yourself first and foremost so you can build others. Be supportive, it goes a looooong way.

karma is real, even if your man doesn't value your support. His own go wait am for front.

placeofallure:
Why are they all calling the man out? What those bit*ches don't know is that it is humbling for a man to admit all of these, men are naturally egoistic but for him, he's willing to shed that cloak all for her. It could only mean one thing: he's profoundly appreciative and willing to go all the way for her. From his tweet, even though he didn't say it, he's in love and unashamedly so. In discourse analysis, there's what is called: implied meaning. You draw inference from the text, not everything could be said. Those girls are pained because they are the exact opposite of the kind hearted lady. There's really nothing wrong in helping your man out if you have the means. I did that and never regretted it.

seyigiggle:
the drink could be sniper

chiroyale:
Tattoos.. Why would a girl wear tattoo.. I just hate the sight of tats and pierces

IdreamOfUnicorn:
enter the photo and ask him

joyberry:
Lol your no 1is ok i agree with that,and blackmailing men after the relationship goes sour after sex.
No 2 still agree but not all are dirty.
No 3 one doesn't need to engage in those strenuous jobs before being financially independent but i get ur point me too hates lazy broke ass bitches with enrolment mentality.
No 4 not all Nigerian ladies are bad cooks
No 5 Respect is earned not demanded and just given.

Suspect33:
Monday to Friday, 6PM, u welcome

Suspect33:
it's okay with you CEO, the same lekki I'm saving up for, na Enugu sure pass now, Lagos is living in its past glory, BTW this okey guy is hilarious , catch him on Lagos Talks 91.3 6pm

mrgraphics01:
Tee billz looking younger

iTearHerToto:
Mods are not supposed to put this on front page or they would have censored that nakked picture on the right. They are now making me look for Vaseline and I forgot where I kept it

Ijaycool:
Lol,
Lord purify my heart and ears...

I didn't know why I rush with speed to this thread, I almost injured myself, then I understood cassava really meant cassava, like cassava, normal cassava as we use to know.

I need prayers.

Imortal001:
Next level nna giama..

Bttrvvbtt:
Tgtr

husbandsnatcha:
lies ..men has great population issue is dey ar always here n there working

dnt confuse us abeg

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

luba9876:
I was riding her and she was shouting "baby Bleep me harder" when suddenly her phone rang. And the guy asked where she was and she told him she was at home and that she was already sleeping before he called.

Minjim:
Racism must end! Buy black toys for your kids this christmas. Free order available in Lagos. Buy Nig to grow Nig

Help a brother's creativity

Uyiii:
but seriously, just think about it.
here we have a grandma smoking weed knowing fully well selling potato in France is more expensive than going to Mali to buy rice.
just think about it, we as human beings should try as much as possible to fry plantain in this harmattan so that recharge card will not increase in game of thrones

so my people, just think about it.

ojkamson:
I trust my wife but I will never eat her food because many people have killed and poison their husbands through food poison.

I’m just being careful because people that have died in this way, also trusted their wives and yet, it happened.

oluwatosink:
a lady will send me message and i will ignore it...
when they are not following me..
and that thing they pain them die..
make them send message make you reply

NessaBoo:
To be honest though, AY has got to be the one of the most humorless, unwitty and boring comedian I've ever had the privilege to watch and listen to! *EyesRolling*

Gosh...he's so dry ehn!!

He's also a testament to the fact that grace can take you to the top even without any discernible talent!