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Wetin Musa no go see for gate

Na so

That's Bingo

Shellsploit:
Setted a net ... "Present continuous future tense"
The dead snake sef will be gnashing it's teeth with this your sentence sef...

I was expecting comment like this. Thank God I'm not disappointed...

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Lordleno:
Hello people.
Please i need your advise on this.
I am a nurse here in Nigeria and i have been trying to migrate to Uk for a nursing job position. i know about the whole process of writing CBT and IELTS. My problem is that i am stuck in IELTS.. I have not passed it yet. i have been trying since 2017 and i have written it 6 times. They cost money as well.

Recently i got a Homecare Job (nursing assistance equivalent) in Uk. I am suppose to sponsor my self to uk unlike the normal NMC UK employment that will sponsor you.

I intend to take the homecare job and travel, when i get there, i will book the cbt and IELTS again. Hopefully, if i pass it, i will registered as a nurse there. At least i will be working and preparing for it.

Please anyone in the house with experience to share concerning settling down as a home care nurse. do you encourage me to do so or i should just decline it and continue writing the IELTS and cbt until i pass it and then register with NMC UK and look for proper nursing Job.. Please i need your advise.

thanks.

The husTle is real bro ;

frankson1:
I dunno why I read your two paragraphs with different voices

deepwater:
There are some things that appear so easy in life. But the attitude to do them is what we do not really have.

Things like copy and paste, CTRL+C CTRL+V.

OP what is the 3rd and 5th paragraph doing in your write up?

Not everything is village people, some people are their own village people against themselves. If na exam now you don copy another person matric number join you own!

I don die with laff abeg �

Ttt

The fear of Coronavirus(Covid-19) is the beginning of........

You knw the rest

muystoy:
Pelebe,afi bi Ori awon omo nna

You're wicked ;P

Wetin concern me for wetin no concern me

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Instead of blaming Okadas for robberies, why don't you blame the Police for not doing their job?

Tomorrow when they start robbing with bicycles,the government will ban it

When they rob with corollas, the government will ban it



The government keeps exonerating itself from its responsibilities. In the end, the people go dey suffer am[/color]

God bless you.... Nice point you've made.

agrowell:
I just notice, thank you. The syllabus will be adjusted to accommodate that.

You are welcome. Okay. Thanks Sir!

@Agrowell

I can't thank you enough for this insightful online lecture. Following with rapt attention. God bless

PS: I'm sorry sir, 'g' is missing among the letter A-Z (I don't want to miss anything here ooo )

lovat:
Eating like am the cause of poverty .


I remembered back then in 2011 when a guy asked a lady out for a date and the girl brought her friend along. The guy ordered for AmstEl malt while the lady and her friend ordered for Smirnoff and cow tail pepper soup.
The guy was one of these Orile guys that was looking for just one round of sex for free and now these ladies were making expenses on his head not minding that the guy was as broke as their own parents.

The guy collected the BlackBerry phone of the friend of his date and was checking it out while at same time discussing with the ladies. He now stood up to go take a leak and voom my guy disappear.

The girls waited for the guy that went to take a leak but didn't come back, the friend of the date now became worried because of her phone was with the guy, she now started crying which attracted our attention in the bar.

Their bill was 1800 which the duo don't have so the owner of the bar seized their sandals and bags. They were crying and begging. The other girl was blaming her friend for her phone that was taken.

I felt pity for them that I had to ask the woman how much she will sell the ladies bags so that I can buy it and sell it as Akube. I'm a business person for crying out loud

This your story is quite similar to that of a lady while I was in school. Mad ooo

Marlians reading or seeing this savagery comment VS we the Non-Marlians

What a welcome development by Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila and Gov. Babajide Sanwo-Olu. Successful development successfully NOTED and Report Card excellently marked.

bimgo:
The following roads need urgent attention in Ogun State, 1=Oke aro --matogun road, Giwa--oke aro, oke aro --agbado. Ogun state government please adhere and do the needful.

Ororo dey ur head bro. Do you stay around any of those places BTW?

Reasons the said woman acted the way she did could be as a result of any of the following:

1. The woman once caught the bride with her husband pants down.

2. The bride has obnoxious halitosis (mouth odour)

3. The bride tied the knot with the woman's ex or side boyfriend.

4. She just have this unfathomable animosity with the bride. Perhaps, women are women worst enemies.

If this is officially true, I think it's a right step in the right direction and it won't be bad if other State Governments follow suit. For there won't be lame excuses from parents who can't afford to take their children to private schools. I think Dapo Abiodun and Seyi Makinde mean business out of the new set of Governors in Southwest, 'we neva knw which one Babajide Sanwo-Olu wan do cos na class monitor work he take use open him office'.

ChristianEast:
South East politicians yes, but our sophisticated brothers?

NEVER

Lol..... The South Eastern brothers never saw this coming real quick. So the sophisticated ones will meet their own water loo when 'jungle don mature finish.'

Gather here if you think our so called leaders will now be scared to travel outside the borders of this shore!

I swear our govt has taken us for a ride for too long for this Obodo Naijiria. Can u imagine? Damage control. What would it av cost them to improve our security with sophisticated technologies? Everybody had better wake up from his/her sleep or slumber. Someone's son crashed a bike worth over #50million few years ago, I biliv that alone is enough to install surveillance TV in the whole of Lagos state. Mtcheeew!!!

Nonsense and Baskat.......

Scam is scamming the scam nowadays!!!

Devil just use this woman to waste over 284 students' years. Nawa ooo......

His seniors are on Buhari's new ministerial list. I'm still waiting for Muhammed Tanko to pass the true, fair and correct verdict. Las las our Judiciary arm of government is sold out!

RIP to the dead..... This life!!!

I pray they will not use our favourite picture as obituary this year!!!

It's only in naija we celebrate mediocrity.

Government go dig well, we go commission am. Who we offend for dis country sef

Pls click like if u found this news to be "puzzling, strange but true". I gat some chairs here anyways.

Enuoyan:
My guy, this name ehn.......no one on earth sabi me with am ooo. It is sooo anonymous!!!

kaiii..... u must be a very good bad sharp guy ooo