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Adebayofficial:
After two years of just reading news on Nairaland, Lo and Behold! Am a member now.

U're welcome bro

NwaAmaikpe:



Ambode is a disgrace to politics.
He is one of the reasons godfatherism thrives unabated in Nigeria.

I don't pity him, I just pity his wife who will have no one to report the vicar to when he makes her queue up in church.

Welcome back bros ...... been a while truly!

senatordave1:
To be objective if its true,its a nice move.than lawal is a terror.kudos to osibanjo.for those interested in joining a political whatsapp group,pm me

I've sent a mail to u, pls reply ASAP

queenbetsy:
go and check your mail

Pls kindly erase my mail biko

[quote author=queenbetsy post=69975284]your mail[/quote

queenbetsy:
when you finish fingering yaself....

Oh ye men of little faith...... How can I chat u up aside NL?

queenbetsy:
Do the needful!

Okay boss......

queenbetsy:


Be fingering yaself!

Go joor!!! I'm being factual and u think I'm fingering.....lol

luminouz:
Lol.... Me dey joke o!!

lolzzzz
Happy weekend Sir!

queenbetsy:
can you pay my bills sef??

Well, if you don't mind paying 'biuriful' ladies' bills like you is my hobby/calling/discipline/thing so don't bother ask if I can?

luminouz:
Lmaooooo
Leave him na...I will send the rats under his own bed to give him a mouth job n afterwards chop his kini!

And don't u think u'll be breaking "the niggas' codes" by doing that

bæt wait ooo....... kini bawo? someone cannot play wit sombori again

queenbetsy:
I just know that my PVC is inside that yellow and black nylon under my bed

Jst pray that those rats in my street don't defect under ur bed to chop ur PVC

PS: These ur lips are succulent and suckable...... permit my lips to interact with dem?

SmellingAnus:
my brother na the best place to shake now o

Na confam craze man u be walahiii

SmellingAnus:
Very bad... abi na her toto she take thief... Nigerians and stripping na 5 and 6... smd

When did Smh turns to Smd?

Bahd guy...... why won't u Smd with dis ur moniker sef

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*NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF KWARA STATE STUDENTS (NAKSS) Unilorin Chapter.*

*Public announcement*
_Fellow kwarans!!!_
We found this young girl AISHAT KURANGA a 200l EDUCATION TECHNOLOGY STUDENT) UNILORIN, at Lafenwa area in Abeokuta Ogun State and we interrogate her but she can not say anything she is now at Lafenwa Police station Abeokuta Ogun State. If you know her please come down to Lafenwa Police station Abeokuta Ogun. Help us to share it. Love your neighbor as yourself

Please help to rebroadcast.

Signed:
*ATUNDE Ahmed O.*
President Elect NAKSS.

*SULEIMAN Usman O.*
a.k.a *CONFIDENCE*
Welfare Elect NAKSS.

�!�!!�!!!

*NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF KWARA STATE STUDENTS (NAKSS) Unilorin Chapter.*

*Public announcement*
_Fellow kwarans!!!_
We found this young girl AISHAT KURANGA a 200l EDUCATION TECHNOLOGY STUDENT) UNILORIN, at Lafenwa area in Abeokuta Ogun State and we interrogate her but she can not say anything she is now at Lafenwa Police station Abeokuta Ogun State. If you know her please come down to Lafenwa Police station Abeokuta Ogun. Help us to share it. Love your neighbor as yourself

Please help to rebroadcast.

Signed:
*ATUNDE Ahmed O.*
President Elect NAKSS.

*SULEIMAN Usman O.*
a.k.a *CONFIDENCE*
Welfare Elect NAKSS.

cosmatika:
Why dat moniker? "A man". I guess she has excess testosterone, that explains her flat chest. because of that, she'll probably have hairs around her nipple and her clit will be big like d*ck(clitoromegally). And because of this problems, any guy that sees those gets turned off. So this must have driven her into depression, which led her to commit suicide.
It's quite unfortunate sha.

Shuuu.......!!! Mr. sabi ur presence is needed in our station. Anything u say or do will be used against u in d court of law.


Yen yen yen yen!!!

Jamean:
Curses from all the ladies they played and disappointed in the past

Look at what too much of Africa Magic is doing to u

ZIMDRILL:
I respect your views

The keyword here is “IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH”

Until you engage to those who do, it means you are knowing each until u decide to engage or marry

So how can you know each other when one is going see other pontential partners? You are meant to pay attention to each other seeing whether you can function as couple etc

Remember the saying “ you can only save one master “ Going on dates while in a relationship will make you loose focus of the current relationship, you will start looking for faults in your current partner when there is none simply becoz you fancy the guy you want to go on date with.

Have you ever noticed what most men who cheat on there wives do, they finds faults in there wives and argue over nothing, simply becoz there are getting attention from the girlfriend

Lets not complicate things by throwing none normal aka platonic relationship or open relationship. those are not our average normal relationships

Gbam!!! God bless u front, back, middle nd centre......Lol

You actually nailed it. Love ur stance on dis.

Evince:
u aint in love with her. u just want her to be bleeping others as excuse to jilt her and marry another. for ur info engagement aint marriage but a promise

Over sense we not kill u ooo

FisifunKododada:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SparklingObviousAmmonite-size_restricted.gif

Oh lawd........ this ur moniker nawa ooo

tgmservice:
Very Important Notice!!!

Please if your name is Emma and you are 25 years old and you applied for a job in NNPC last year, I dont know how it happened oooo

















I just what to tell you that am eating suya with your application letter.......

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somehow:
Wether you do one man or 10 men o, na the same prostitution job una dey do as long as you expect something materialistic in return.

Unlike Animals that have sex for procreation and the fun of it, any human that have sex for material gains is a prostitute. Take it or leave it.

You obviously dont know that sex is very useful to the woman too, go and watch sex starved women and compare them to those having regular sex to see who's more happy and glowing. Men lose alot during sex and women gain alot during sex so spare me the misconception.

Sex should only be for fun, pleasure and procreation.

GBAM!!! You can't say it more bro......

MIPNIG:
That is the guy

https://amp.pulse.ng/entertainment/music/tolu-singer-to-perform-at-rhythm-unplugged-id3357187.html

HUMAN BEIGN!!!

Hw are u sure he's the one?

PS: Tho that was d first person that came to mind immediately I saw Tolu/Toluwa. He has dat antecedents of a gay tho Buh I still choose not to biliv......

MIPNIG:
He transmitted Kano votes (rigged elections) for Buhari and killed the INEC chairman and his family afterwards. Fire him at your peril, he will spill the beans.

This man is the reason why FSARS is mishaving because they have a mandate to deliver the money they steal from the public to him (a huge part).

hmmmn...... you maybe right tho. There's an iota of truth in every rumour.

No smoke without fire

gratiaeo:
That is one of oldest business they reinvented remember herod paid for those who will cry for him when he die. Kudos to them

U current bro....... even when Prophetess Dorcas (Tabitha) died in d Bible, they hired mourners (who were widows) then too.

Being existing since time immemorial.....

Omeokachie:
According to Femi's reasoning, enough people are yet to die under APC.

hmmn...... insightful

swiz123:
Was the first awarded penalty really a penalty

YES, apparently it was

Our boys indeed fought a good fight

But for IGHALO and IHEANACHO still don't knw d kinda thunder dat awaits them..... They are indeed Lazy Nigerian Youths.

PS: Who ask Buhari to go visit Plateau, cos d last time he called our boys na bad luck.

psychologist:
My Alma matata


Op show them new building sitting arrangement (aka San siro)

Correct guy!
Had virtually all my exams in San siro back then...... With the useless nd funny 'obodos' written on d wall.

samyfreshsmooth:



i've learnt my lesson albeit in a hard way

Eeehya....... Pele bro, no vex.

some Nairalanders are cynical (they throw the baby away with the bath water).

PS: Nxt time change d characters in ur post to be anonymous nd not making it apparent they're ur relatives. sowie once again

samyfreshsmooth:
y'all seem to be forgeting it's my cousin we're talking about here wey una dey shout leaking anus leaking anus



na me do myself wey i carry the matter come here sha


y'all left the topic and main question i asked to start discussing anus



leaking anus kee all of you there

Na so...... that's what u get when u decide to bring family issue com a faceless forum