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PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Tweets From Hospital Intensive Care Unit - Nigerians React by zolacoded(m): 10:08am On Apr 26, 2018
Ajekun iya ni o je (2ce)
Eniti o toni naa
To n dena de ni,
Ajekun iya ni yio je....... Ntooooor!!!

PoliticsRe: Charly Boy: "Yusuf Buhari Is A Lazy Nigerian Youth" (Photo) by zolacoded(m): 9:24pm On Apr 22, 2018
talk2percy:
Buhari's child Zara Is paying over 12million naira as school fees developing her future and Career.*Jonathan's Children 've been moved to London for studies and residence while Developing their career and living In Affluence.....*Atiku Abubakar's Children are abroad schooling....*Tinubu's Children are abroad schooling and Living in Affluence,they are all developing and investing in their children to Continue to rule Us after they are gone.....You are there as a Jobless graduate wearing APC and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting"Change" holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas chanting "Transformation"Killing yourself, fermenting trouble and Constituting nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts that can't make you a better person...... *Stop being a disgrace to your Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas Because that is the Wish of Politicians for You...* They Know If you have a good Job, they Can't Use you as a thug / Propagandists . *If Buhari will Not bring all his ten Children to the street for Campaign and Jonathan will not bring his Children and Blood Brothers to the Street for Campaign,then you are a disgrace to your family If you don't Stop masquerading yourself as PDP and APC agents*, because up till now, I have never seen Buhari 's Children and Jonathan's Children On the Street wearing APC Vest and holding Brooms, neither have I seen Jonathan's Children carrying the PDP Umbrella even On social media let alone on the Street.... *To whom brain is given, Sense is expected!* _Just Vote. No violence_. Spread the news!
#Say no to violence
#Our Mumu Don do.
Pls be wise youth.
permission to copy dis Sirhuh
FashionRe: Trendy Suits For Men About To Make A Bold Move by zolacoded(m): 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
show dis to Lazy Yussuf Buhari.......

CrimeRe: 25-Year-Old Man Paraded Along With Others For Raping 10-Year-Old Girl. Photo by zolacoded(m): 12:32pm On Apr 18, 2018
can u imaginehuh

make una warn Buhari now make he no go sign gay/lesbianism marriage for commonwealth ooo...... or elsehuh?

RomanceRe: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by zolacoded(m): 4:25pm On Apr 16, 2018
cheesy
Danty37:
exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN
so sori abt dat bro....... Buh u won't biliv I had headache after reading ur comment

Dunno if it's because of d bitterness in ur comment or d funninesshuh
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Peks Ikeji: "Nigerian Women Are Better Breadwinners Than Men" by zolacoded(m): 1:31pm On Apr 09, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Well I agree and I disagree.

I agree because in Nigeria, a woman with a pvssy has a better propensity to win bread easier than a man. As evident with his sister.
Reuben Abati, Noble Igwe and Japheth Omojuwa are still struggling with their blogs, but LIB rakes in the bucks.

I disagree because a woman breadwinner is a thorn to the flesh of the man who is supposed to be the head of the house.
Naija women can't manage success.

The moment they start earning more than you, you become their houseboy. They'd expect you to greet them, wash their clothes and even change their sanitary pads for them.

That's exactly what Teebillz suffered at the hands of Tiwa.

TravelRe: Lady Involved In Ghastly Accident Moments After Taking Selfie In A Keke. Photos by zolacoded(m): 1:03pm On Apr 09, 2018
tongue
< )) >
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She would av luk like dis in d next world buh if not for saving Grace!!!


Slayed a minute ago and gone too soon in d next minute....... It'll not be our portion IJN!!!
CrimeRe: Fans Thief Cries At Edo Police Station After He Was Caught (Photos) by zolacoded(m): 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He is showing the school what he learnt from them. Who doesn't know products of Obazuwa Primary school.

PoliticsRe: Is There Anything We Crucified GEJ For That Has'nt Happened Under PMB? by zolacoded(m): 11:24am On Mar 19, 2018
majamajic:
hmmm

GEJ made a lot of mistakes he was the one that put us in this condition. ....BUHARI won the election simply because Nigerians don't want GEJ again. Just like anyone will win against BUHARI in this upcoming presidential election.

but in everything GEJ did a wonderful job by handing over to BUHARI saving Nigeria from bloodshed. I just hope BUHARI will do same in 2019

God bless we the masses of this country that continue to go through all these and still put on smiling faces. One day the revolution will come and we will be set free .

CareerRe: IG Donates N3.6m To Gallant Officers In Jigawa by zolacoded(m): 10:03am On Mar 12, 2018
lexy2014:
if d lady had asked d guy 2 come inside 4a round or two would have been enough reward 4 his effort?
abi oooo......lolzzz
Car TalkRe: 15+ Cheap Accessories Every Uber,oga-driver & Taxify Driver Should Have by zolacoded(m): 7:54am On Mar 09, 2018
Op, nice one!!!

I really found dis helpful and insightful........ when pple are informed abt essential things we don't need to shut our eyes to, I fink d world will really be a better place to live.

FamilyRe: Dad Pretends To Be Another Person To Find Out If His Daughter Has A Boyfriend by zolacoded(m): 7:43am On Mar 09, 2018
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CareerRe: IG Donates N3.6m To Gallant Officers In Jigawa by zolacoded(m): 7:31am On Mar 09, 2018
SamoaJoe:
Something happened Yesterday brothers. I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20 litre container full of water up to the 4th Floor. She was like "Tanks a lot... just put it down by the door. My boyfriend is inside, he will come and take it in!!!"

I made a u-turn and took it back downstairs...
Nonsense!!!!

Was I wrong in my judgement?
It really baffles me to see guys act so dumb and blank.

tho common sense is not common anyways!!!

you carry water frm grand floor to d fourth floor com carry am com back again in futility. why u no kuku pour d water for d gal body or d bf make we knw sey jealousy dey wori u true true..... abi who send u in d first placehuh

My fellow niggas pls be rational in ur judgement so u won't be like dis slowpoke!!!

PhonesRe: Whatsapp Delete For Everyone Feature Extended From 7 To 64 Minutes by zolacoded(m): 6:57pm On Mar 08, 2018
alexistaiwo:
What's the point when the reicepent will still notice something has been deleted.

Though the feature came in handy the day I mistakenly sent a message "today's sex was the bomb" to my Bae instead of my side chick.

Had to lie to her that the deleted message was "you see say Brighton don kee Arsenal today" intended for a friend.

God forgive me grin
Oga mi, I bow to u oooo!!!
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Delete For Everyone Feature Extended From 7 To 64 Minutes by zolacoded(m): 6:39pm On Mar 08, 2018
alexistaiwo:
What's the point when the reicepent will still notice something has been deleted.

Though the feature came in handy the day I mistakenly sent a message "today's sex was the bomb" to my Bae instead of my side chick.

Had to lie to her that the deleted message was "you see say Brighton don kee Arsenal today" intended for a friend.

God forgive me grin
Oga mi, I bow to u ooooo!!!

CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess, Her Camel Toe And Banging Body Stun In Her Underwear Photos by zolacoded(m): 2:54pm On Mar 08, 2018
chaiii.......did i jst see MARRIED or is my eyes deceiving mehuh

This is to affirm dat Naija ladies have finally lost it!!!

Awon oni pata gigan(in dat twitter guy's writing)

CrimeRe: Lady Who Stole 4 Phones At University Of Uyo Caught (Photo) by zolacoded(m): 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2018
kinggenesis:
Baabaa na lie ooooo...... Can a woman urinate in a bottle effortlessly?

tongue

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Magician Burnt At A Child Dedication In Port Harcourt (Video) by zolacoded(m): 11:51am On Mar 07, 2018
That's what I call:
O ti gba penalty wo throwing (in Small doctor's voice)
chaiiii......ko funny ooo!!!

PoliticsRe: "I Stand With Buhari" Billboards And Vehicles Resurface In Abuja, Nigeria by zolacoded(m): 11:36am On Mar 07, 2018
Shebi una neva tire of the hardship and hunger abihuh

We go all die here!!!

PhonesRe: 7 Dirty Google Secrets Every Internet User Should Know by zolacoded(m): 8:57am On Jan 05, 2018
ssikiru:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the man has no right to beat up his girlfiend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by zolacoded(m): 7:09am On Jan 03, 2018
OboOlora:
Yes! I would rather date a rich Oshiomole than a poor David Beckham!!
No wonder....... now I see hw desperate and despicable some ladies can be!!!

BTW: How I wish u understand d meaning of ur moniker in Yoruba language "Obo" "Olora"huh
RomanceRe: The Search Is Over! Pre-wedding Photos by zolacoded(m): 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2017
Saintsammurai:
hmm the rate at which people are dropping pre wedding pics in nairaland since last month is kind of strange.. Anyways happy married life in advance... please no matter what, dont hit her with your hands... just walk away, then punish her by eating her vagina and make her have multiple orgasm that will make her unable to walk for hours..

CelebritiesRe: "You Are Stupid" - Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Mr Eazi And Davido (Video) by zolacoded(m): 4:20am On Sep 20, 2017
elsse:
FTC............dedicating this to
all obalende boys and legends
all police children
all barcelona fans
all uniben graduates
all ugbowo peeps
all nairalanders
i.j.b finest
my fans
my family
and most of all oga jaga jaga himself eedris abdulkareem
abeg wetin concern eedris for the weed kids issue before i forget wetin topic dey abt

RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady You Know Has Aborted Before? by zolacoded(m): 8:57am On Aug 16, 2017
[color=#990000][quote author=Safiaaa post=59507141]Some people live in 1925. If her womb is still intact?
The complications of abortions are very low. If you do it the right way, most likely you'll be fine. A woman who had 4 abortions in her past, got married and still gave birth to twins. Some women who never have sex until marriage may be infertile. Thats life for you, but never judge anyone soley on their past. Esp something as sensitive as abortions.









chaiii.......Oga, I bow to u ooo!!! are u trying to advocate for abortion? or what's the rationale behind dis ur responsehuh

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