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You mean u visited a juju man's house and couldn't even ask for money or affluence but love medicine. You own mumu na first class. It's so obvious bro so sorry

shadowgwalker:
did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis
-whooping cough
-blood pressure
-pregnancy test and
-eye test.
please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .

Lol. U wicked gan. Funny though

Kk

Story is different today

K

Nay God help them. Dts bad

Ok

Batch C corpers are still looking for where. To serve

Desric:
What offence are you talking about, and when has it become a crime for one to make a polite correction?. Anyway, it is " there" and not "their".

U welcome.

Forwetinnah:
Obviously you have reading deficiency. Was I blaming GEJ?? Comprehension isn't your best suit

See your life na.

Wow

Ok

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zantama05:
[s][/s]useless shoeless boy with mental-prostrated illness.

hmmm with this rubbish you want to tarnish the image of my becoming President GMB with out ashamed of what this useless shoeless otueke drunkard boy is doing presently. GEJ is the worst tyrant we had in this country.
MARK my WORD mach4buhari we will flush him with our PVCs to river otueke were he started no shoe.




# great Nigerian masses have DECIDED FOR MARCH BUHARI TO ASO ROK slowfok should go and die in river otueke...

Man go and learn English first before you abuse GEJ

bossminded:
Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

Wondered same

Forwetinnah:
Boooohooooo!! He's clueless. .he's weak..blaaaaah blaaaaah. GEJ till further notice, Inec must be purged

How is that GEJ's fault abi you just running your mouth.
Ode

Desric:
Is this boko haram or Nigerian soldiers? because both wear same camouflage uniforms so it's usually hard to differentiate.

If this is the army, it means they are often beaten in their own game and that's why the boko boys are always gaining grounds and causing more damages.

Don't get me wrong, their is nothing like damages, it's always damage no matter the extent. We use damages when talking of litigation or law suit like suing for damages.

No offence.

True

Amechi be talking poo from birth. Can he show an evidence to prove his allegations.

RIP Muna

This woman

barcanista:
PDP enjoying the facilities built by APC Government but won't build same for Nigerians. Sai Buhari

Please who told you Amechi built tgrhe stadium?
Why say what you not sure of

Pheals:
Y blasting her now! She knw dat wat xo ever 'an educated man cnt do an illiterate can do" abeg let is father rule o

"Let is father rule"
You sef don do your own. Lol

We've heard

(The) best

wasuka14:
I don't want any e-rat to bite me. But, d truth is dt, Instead of dis sodjers to go n face terrorist in sambisa forest, dey r battle ready for lifeless stadium n harmless official citizen. Is dis d power of gej dt I wil vote for?? Is too late for gej. D present change wind is beyond febuhari, d same way 2009 n 2011 electn is beyond any aspirants, #Change is somethin dt must happen, whether gej like it or nt, he can't pass #May29 in aso-rock!

Not sodjer sir.

bettercreature:
Amaechi is going too far on this one lets call a spade a spade
there must be level playing ground in politics,APC has used the same stadium several times so why denying opposition party
The office of the president must be respected even if you hate the person occupying it
I support GEJ on this one
Amaechi is a chicken head

At last someone is sensible enough to say the truth. Their should be a level playing field for both parties. If he could you that facility, then why can't an opponent?

RevDesmondJuju:
Osogbo has ritualists on the prowl. How you going to convince an elderly German couple that Osogbo is worth visiting?

Taraba is beautiful and the least dense state in Nigetia. Southern Adamawa as well. Gombe has a lot if hills but nobody is ever going to venture there with bokos breathing down their necks.

The southwest has nothing to offer. So also the southeast. The Niger Delta has been destroyed but I remember how beautiful the mangrove wetlands were during sunset.

See your judgment? Na there your own brain stop. They are many places of tourist attraction in the Southeast. Akuke beach,ezagu waterfall and oji forest for instance. So say what you know please

nedu213:
This is a counter thread of: https://www.nairaland.com/2109481/10-things-most-guys-when

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).


4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.


6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.

7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.

10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.

You dare not try number 8with me-coming to my house unannounced.

beopened:
I thought some people said the Igbo population up North will deliver 99% win for GEJ

Some Igbos who are based down South used their bigotry and consistent insult of the Northerners and their Religion to put the lives of their compatriots in danger in the North

Ordinarily a Northerner is a peace and justice loving person who is not in competition with anybody but just wants to live his life and practise his religion

But the advent of the Jonathan Presidency who was maniacally urged on by some hateful Igbos who sees Jonathan as their property made the Northerners to naturally develop a defense mechanism and survivalist strategies




You insult them all day long because you feel you are safe behind your computers or phone while forgetting that your kith and kin have spent their lifetime living and investing amongst them

Hatred,Prejudices and Ethnodivisive bigotry can never lead us to anywhere good

As a Christian and SWner,my best friends in Nigeria were Igbos and Muslims yorubas and never for once did i have issues with them

That is what you are spewing dear. I read your comment and I can sense a certain level of sectional bigotry and hatred for ibos.

bigtt76:
Another 'wasteful' project in the making .....you will tell me back

I don't see it as a waste but ab innovation

This bad while throw your life away just for nothing?

Ok