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Elparaiso:
What are they thanking God for exactly?

We thanking God for
Seeing 2018
Life
Provision
Good health
We thanking God for giving you data to browse Nairaland.
The list is endless

I can see some uneducated fools calling for Revenge.
Violence of any kind should be condemned no matter who is serving it or who it's been served.
Say no to any form of killing.

lawman88:
Happy new year Nairalanders,

My wife is very churchy and spiritual. I love her for that but she told me this morning that the spirit ministered to her to sow something huge to a reverend father, so she carried all her December salary and gave to a reverend father. I asked her why she didn't notify me before she undertook it and she said such instructions should be carried out without anybody's knowledge.

I'm not a catholic member, I'm RCCG. catholic members in the house, is that how your doctrine is? We are young couple and I wish we don't have any serious disagreement for now.

I am a Catholic but this isn't way to go. Her husband by the ordination of their union as husband and wife is the high priest she has after God. The Melchizedek, Pope, General Overseer, pastor or prophet God has put her under.
She can sow a seed (as the spirit leads), but the husband should know first.

Thegeneralqueen:
He's not even ashamed of himself to bring a child born out of wedlock to the stage.......

You're the one who should b me ashame. Does being born out of wedlock make the innocent girl less human?
You're a foolish lady

David.nice one

He's right. Religion has to be separated from certain things in life

MaziOmenuko:
Thats really petty coming from sahara reporters. Its a shame, you guys really stoop low to throw tantrums at an old man having symptoms very-very common with old age. IBB is almost 80yrs and if he dies today, he didn't die early at all.

If the result of a muslim stealing his shoes took 24 years since 1993 to manifest, then the result came too late.

Correct. Coming from Sahara Reporters, I feel disappointed

Good looking

See her muscle like who wan fight Anthony Joshua.
Keep confusing yourself, non of those guys wanted a date. All they wanted was to teach you how to spell Ferrari

2SWT:
She hasn't even started, once this one leaves the man, she should be ready to make posters for the next chick

I wonder why some women go after the side chicks instead of their cheating husbands

That's some woman with brain talking.
Ask them dear

This is a case of murder.
The papers and the chair on the ground are first pointers to suicide.
Considering the distance between where he's sitting and the wall, his blood couldnt have splashed so much on the wall (if at all if gets to it). It also wouldn't have touched the Air conditioner. Gun was also dropped in a precise angle a lil furtger from his position which probably won't be if he took the shot himself

Bobrisky is getting so much attention than he deserves

How many years sentence is he serving?
That guy should be in jail already. If left just like that he is most likely to defile that innocent baby

All hail My KING.
CHRIST IS KING

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

It's in Maitama not Central Area. Been on sale since 2015 but still earns more money for the owner than some hotels

Keballl:
He is a stone wall Buhari arzzzz licker, no wonder he has the temerity to defend the ultra foolishness of this administration cos he isn't directly affected.

Lol. most of them are unemployed and frustrated so they only feel powerful when they stay behind their device to attack everyone except the per who's the cause of their trouble.

GavelSlam:
Na only you dey outside country?

Na so I no get time for mumu like you

Your father's church is his dream and you have a life to live and your own dreams to actualize. you don't want to tell your kids how you didn't succeed in life because you spent your life building your father's just to please him.
At 30, you already a late starter (no offense )
and that means now is all the time you ever have

What a guy

nice

oluwasegun007:
abeg help me Teli dem I wan join d Marines.... since d slot to join navy no dey reach my region.

which country are you in. U.S Navy doesn't have slots for regions. they recruit all year round for eligible volunteers

HungerBAD:
to the OP.

When a man has his hands on his chin like that, the man is thinking. This Priest after seeing them Kiss is thinking to himself " OH GOD, THIS COULD BE ME KISSING AND GETTING MARRIED, BUT I CHOSE TO BE A CATHOLIC PRIEST"

To the Priest. The POPE has written to the Catholic Church, that they should allow you guys get married instead of living in the FOREVER KONJI LAND.

That priest is obviously married. he's not a Catholic but an Anglican priest and they get married.

I Don chop many massive beating in this life but won't forget 3 of them until I report it to God when I make heaven because them pain me.

First, I was playing soccer at a neighbors house while other kids were doing the evening Rosary devotion (Block Rosary ). My dad sent for me and when I came back, my dad beat me like I was a criminal working with Aninih and just got caught. and even when I told him I was passing out from the beating he was giving me, he told me he rather bury me than raise a man who won't have time for God. That moment shaped my spiritual life till today.

2nd. It was in my J.S.S 3, Was in the bus coming back from school with 3 of my classmates. the driver got to a police check point and they stopped him to collect their N10 (police were taking N10 as of then. one of the Mopol guys had this kind of hair style that looked funny on him because of his facial structure and we couldn't help but laugh. The man noticed we were laughing at him and asked the 3 of us to get down from the bus while he told the driver to continue on with his journey with other passengers. asked us while we were laughing at him and the kind beating he and his men gave us in our school uniforms that day was so bad that even motorists all parked to beg on our behalf. Non of us went to school for one week after that because the story trended in the city and the marks we sustained from his koboko was like tattoo on us. anywhere I see that officer I will still remind him how Wicked his act was to minors.

3rd. Watched this Nollywood movie where actor Alaso Wariboko was gangster and had a phrase 'Ratata' that he always said in the movie, I foolishly took up the character he played in the movie to be forming gangster in my hood. would echo 'Ratata' in every conversation, hold my package by my hands and walk in a very funny style. Elder Brother noticed that that and took me into his room to ask while I was walking in a funny way and what I was always parking in my pant. As I was just about using my favorite phrase from the movie 'Ratata', the kind of beating I received made me feel like I was adopted and he wasn't my brother.
Since that day man I had to use my brain so people no go use hand kii MI before my time.

Skipuru:
A guy of 27 years old impregnated my 16 years old sister mean while she's about to write her waec next year.
I called the guy on phone and he said he's ready to take responsibility of the girl and she will marry her , but me I don't like it that way because she's too small to bear a child and I don't want that to happen to my sister because she's the only girl in my family.
Now the question is I want her to abort the child and focus on her education but the guy said he ready and my mom called me and said that my sister said if anything should happen to her that it's on our head.
Please I want you to post it so I can hear people's opinions on this so I can know the right thing to do because I'm I'm going crazy.

Please I need a good advice on how to follow this matter. My mom want her to suffer so she can learn her lesson but me she will bring shame to me and my family. I'm just a boy of 22 years old still on the street.

At 16, your sister needed care,love, support from a man. something you were not responsible enough to give her because you must have been busy playing NairaBet and other small girls to sleep with.then she found those elsewhere, unfortunately in the arms of a randy 27year old guy looking for young ladies to mess up. no OP you are very foolish for ever suggest abortion to your sister. have you thought about the consequences 5years from now. the trauma, her self worth and the lady in her you would kill in that process.
For some foolish reasons you more concerned about what people will say than what life means.
You call having a baby from God a disgrace to you and your family image. now "Mr. Family name protector", if your mother was had aborted you after her friends advised her having a fool like you would bring shame to her family, would you be on nairaland spewing F's??

I hate you right now guy. you're heartless.

BESIDES, what family name do you even think you have? Is Okonji Iweala your dad's baby mama or does your papa have 30Billion like Adeleke?

timesup234:
The funniest and most expensive joke I have heard from Nigerians doing menial jobs in the US. and earning between $1,500- $2,000, is claiming that they are richer than bank managers in Nigeria. I guess they make their money in America while spending it in Nigeria. This stupid joke need to stop. A Nigerian doing menial job in the US. at best can be compare to someone receiving 80,000 Monthly in Nigeria in purchasing power. A Nigerian doing odd jobs for 10 yrs will still be paying rent while a 10 yrs bank manager would have long built two to three houses with a lucrative investment. Nigerians in America need to stop converting currencies because it is clearly stated that if you earn $12,000 annually in America you are living in poverty

OP it's true that some Nigerians in diaspora tell.lies, but assuming he earns $600 per week for an undocumented job (some pays much more), that's $2400 (N864,000) monthly.
He can get a studio apartment for $1000. monthly he has a take home of about 1000usd in untaxed income (though not a good idea working). and his sure that every weekend/ bi-weekly (as the case maybe, he will get his paycheck.

OP where's Ronaldinho on the list. Nigga had the skills but women, clubbing got the better part.

Why are Nigerians so hypocritic. What is wrong in a clergy taking few bottles/glasses of wine?
It becomes bad when you abuse it or get drunk. For one I have met some pastors smoking right after church service in Europe during winter. All they do is try to be cautious of the environment while they burn their cigarettes and they don't hide them

GavelSlam:
Na only you dey outside country?

Am not here to argue with you. It's obvious you have a lot of time to waste

Saliman22:
Please this is someone I want to marry, our marriage is next year July, I suppose to do the marriage this year but her dad and her uncle who is a permanent secretary in deputy governor office in my state said until she's in her final year in school.
Please help me because I love her
But ashamed please

Nigga marriage is not courtship and unless you doing this for attention don't even think of marrying that girl cos she will so kill you. You can't even sheet eye to eye with your brother if you do. And no guy man will choose a bitch over blood.

Saliman22:
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year,.

Lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happened yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her IT place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.

What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, then she narrated how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I should be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.

Some spirit entered me and I stopped half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't up to 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.

I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice. I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.

So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.

Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.

Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.

The act is bad but don't let it come between you and your brother. He's just a minor and might just have done it for the thrill. All you need do is bring him closer to you and make him see the reasons why he should be more open with you no matter what.

Now to the girl, she's just 22 and as such a kid. She's an adult and should be held responsible for her actions. That type of woman can kill you so I suggest you get rid of her in your life and don't feel sorry for doing that.

GavelSlam:
People write any piece of crap they can invent.

He's not saying crap. If you are outside the country and trying to call home you will understand what he's talking about. You spend the greater part of your time convincing already jubiliant friends or family that you are not in Nigeria because your number is showing as a Nigerian number on their side.