₦airaland Forum

You're the only honest Omoluabi in this forum. You are always in the habit of saying the truth every time not minding your ethnicity.

Please when you're ready to settle down, let us know so we can arrange one fine babe with crystal body curves from IMO for you. You deserves the good things of life, bro.

You blurred the asss of the lady but failed to blur the asss of that innocent child.

Moh247:
So you know Politics more than a State Governor

Yes, it's 100% real.

There are many Nairalanders in politics section that know politics more than Governors like Yahaya Bello and Hope Uzodimma.

A bag of sachet water is N250 here, though, t's jumbo size.

Moral of the story;

Never make bank transfers when you're drunk or high.

Georgekyrian:
I can bet my preeq say they didn’t show you gun, you’re a toy, they only told you they have guns and you bow.. if is upper iweka I will agree depending on time of the day.. Owerri Agbero no get gut to carry gun around Douglas at blood day light, don’t argue with me OP

The guy na jonsing dude. And to think his moniker is streetpaddy. Streetpaddy wey no get street orientation.

We are all sick in this country.. no big deal.

That's how Nigerians will tumble Tinubu and APC.

Tinubu can win the southeast, if he spends the money, people willing to vote in the south east are open to vote anyone

Guy, you need to reduce hand for smoke. It's affecting your reasoning already.

It's easier for Sowore to win South East than drug baron Tinubu.

Get yourself a brand new second wife.

"I'm sorry" does not heal any injury.

Fvck up no dey sour. When the time is right, we go microwave your "fvck up" and serve it to you.


Shalom.

So, it's now haram to dance while on hijab?

JASONjnr:
The redpiller will be you...



This I have seen!!!

I rebuke you.

JASONjnr:
One day, a redpiller will propose to you and you will accept and marry him...

He'd be a nairalander.....And your pictures will be on frontage to celebrate you two...

This I have seen!

My condolences to the family of the redpiller that will propose to that liability.

madridguy:

As expected. You got nothing to say

Ndi Omoluabi

GratefulSoul27:
Forget party first

Are these guys not shameless at all?

Why should we forget party first?

The last time it was Desmond Elliot and now this

Same Lagos Tinubu claimed he developed

Mumu go carry belt prostrate for Buhari... What do you expect? Failure is contagious.

zeuss:
29 suppose don pass this level nah....chasing carrier n good environment should b ur priority...so u can be happy in ur futute.

How many Nigerian girls are chasing their careers

Hunt for gbola won't allow them to stay focus.

Evil gender!

but all these 25 and above girls will be forming sense with their fallen breasts and wide pussies

If you must date a Nigerian girl, avoid their evening newspapers.

Nigerian ENPs are deadlier than cancer!

Check the behavioural approach of most Nairaland girls, you'll understand me better.

May 29 2015, the day Major General Mohammed Buhari became the 15th president of Nigeria.

God1000:
She loves and trusts her husband

She got no options, bro.

No Nigerian woman loves and trust a broke man.

Death is inevitable.

Rants of a sex starved broke and wretched Nigerian premium evening newspaper!

ItsTutsi:
With a plate of indomie, you can sleep with 80% of Ibo girls

Do you know N100 agbo will give you free pass to an average Omoluabi girl's kpekus?

Any small mistake and Muslim-Muslim ticket succeed, this will be child's play compared to what's coming.

The ability to piss anywhere, anyhow and any time is enough reason to be proud of Nigeria.

I have caught her before with a man as old as her father, yet I had to apologise to her before we could get back together

I have taken a huge loan from the bank for her which I am still repaying

she has password on her phone..

I beg before I can even touch her.

All these for a Nigerian liability

Una sha get time for nonsense

tydi:
Our women has been reduced to nothing

They've always being nothing...no surprises here.

So, "Get your PVC and vote" is now Labour party

PellsKodak:
Liverpool at home to Chelsea next Saturday,the match go funny ��

Both teams will lose.

As a Chelsea supporter, I sympathize with Liverpool fans, my prayers are with them.I pray God gives them the fortitude to bear the pains.

Women are naturally evil!