₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
Kolo guy.
Wetin you spiff this hawt afternoon...you seemed to be in a good mood igbokwe.

Na bros J baiday, so I gats be in good mood. You know the story na

ahnie:
You wan start abii?

You no tell me say you get fine name like this

Annabel Lydia Ogheneyole.

For a Nigerian girl to say those words, dude must have paid above estimated bills.

Nigerian girls lack the vision to ascertain a good man. As long as you sort their bills, you're a good man.

ahnie:
I do not want you dead or wished anyone death.i need you to be here,I need your heart to skip anytime you sees my monicker.

I m not a bitter soul,far from it,but I would ensure to torment you online ,till you learn to do the right thing by bn upright,honest,doing the right things.

timbs001 make sure he never gets the airtime
Because it would be a waste.

Lydia...what a gojous name.

Nonexisting1:
You must be from Mars then. I can't even have proper erection for no sizable breasted vaginarian. Small breast irritates me.

I'm an advocate of equity and moderation is my keyword. Big breast is a huge turn off for me. I love my breasts succulent and not more than my fist. I love to size the breast while groping.

Just that, small breasted vaginarians are wicked and heartless while big breasted vaginarians are kind and merciful. It's rare to see a big breasted girl nagging.

You're yet to behold a succulent boobs .

Nonexisting1:
Na mumu dey try domesticate street dogs. If you wan marry and have peace now, go cemetery go exhume a dead girl of 19th century, that's the only place you can find good wife again.

To see a sensible Nigerian girl for marriage now is like to see chilled water in hell.

I don't know about boyfriend, but, no Nigerian girl can stay 2 weeks without having sex.

Na children and women dey eat rice today.

I just finished downloading better fufu with one wicked Okra soup di sharp. Next is pepper soup with 1759 in collaboration with 4.20.

Una still dey date Nigerian girls

Gone in 30 seconds.

matri6:
Hello pls nairalanders,
This might sound funny but I ain't joking...
I woke up today trying to access my main nairaland account, I realized that I've been logged out, then trying to log back in with same password I've been using all these while, it says that the password is incorrect..
Then I tried to check on the profile on another account, I realized that most of the personal information has been corrupted just like in the picture I posted below...
And the issue is that I've forgot the email I used to open it the. It's quite a long time.
.
Pls any soln to this?

I got over 20 monikers sending me mail at the same time. I knew something is fishy. I tried to check their profiles, then I realized all the monikers got similar "personal text" and "signature".

Hope you didn't click on reply message?

Saleem111:
Hmm that's what you want?

That's what sane Nigerians want.

So, what should we do now

So, you'll not proscribe Nigerian girls as terrorist?

If you have money, tomorrow is Christmas.

If you don't have money, tomorrow is Sunday.

Let us collectively blame IPOB.

Onions - Good buy

Carrot -


Verdict = No Victor No Vanquish.

All rise.

ahnie:
E pain me say the money comot from my pocket.
So I have decided to share the chicken online.
Zon.efree you would eat the anus and brain(so make you for get sense to stop attacking my gender.

Mariaha.ngel you would eat the drumstick.
Highc.hief1 you go eat the legs(as your legs no dey stay one place)

Kollin.s11 you go head the beak.
Glor.yhomemaker you would eat the breastplate.... because you never allow me taste any of your delicious meals.
nlfp.mod,I would give the the liver and wings(for always flying my topics to front page.

Why e pain you say the money commot from your pocket?

The jury of seven women and five men deliberated since Thursday before convicting the 30-year-old Canadian rapper.

Seven women in a case like this, he's sure spending a whole lot of years in jail.

Marriage with a Nigerian girl.

Puppet of a Governor!

Small nyash wan dey shake

100% valid.

gasparpisciotta:
They better channel that hate and energy into something more resourceful

They exerted their energies on the most resourceful venture.

Na curse from innocent people their parents abused.

and that Queen Elizabeth is his mum shocked

He should be addressed as a Prince.

The only Sun we're expecting to Rise is Biafra.

Atiku and his Special Assistant on Public Communications should go and rest!

siofra:
When I said sane woman, I didn't mean Nigerian women only.

No white woman (the ones you crave for the most) will ever see this your character on nairaland and still choose you except she's desperate, ugly and fat.

A desperate, ugly and fat foreign woman is valuable than a Nigerian virgin liability.

siofra:
You're painfully ugly and broke anyway to be one of my boyfriends. Don't worry, all hope is not lost maybe DaddyCk will manage you as one of his concubines, because no sane woman will consider you :-*

What's the percentage of sane single women in Nigeria?

Nigeria is NOT the measure for success as they already have 130 million people living in abject poverty and the poverty capital of the world. Shame!.

Na Buhari and APC do this one

siofra:
I know you're ugly, I can recognize the wail of an ugly man

How do you know I can't maintain a relationship for two weeks? Are you one of my numerous boyfriends

Imagine condescending too low to date a liability like you? Very disgusting