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So, this lady with a beautiful smile is a scammer

The rate Nigerian women are going, by 2028, it will be hard to find a sane Nigerian woman.

God help us.

"Hard to get" girls are the easiest to bang. I've noticed this several times.

You see all these girls you think are easy and cheap cos they're jovial, before you see their pant, dey go stress you ee. It takes patience to bang them.

It takes a spicy breakfast to restore the sanity of SIMPle men.

Veezy4u:
I know... please unquote me, I don't like leaving my name on threads, thanks

Your name is not on the post I quote.

Happy yourself even in marriage. Don't use all your money on pampers... Buy napkins too and get drink for yourself.

Veezy4u:
bro I need this

Not worth it.

If your girl is a Nigerian, there's 98.176% chance she's cheating. You don't have to spend money or waste time trying to catch her. Save your sanity!

Funmi got a strong face for a woman.

Stephen2324:
The man you were ignoring other men for , where is he now?

He's seated at the right hand of God.

Kobicove:
Foolish woman, she just killed herself for nothing

She died for love...love is a beautiful thing.

Vulcanheph:
I live in Calabar too... And I concur what the OP has said.
At Least oranges can still be seen for that amount...You can't even see N100 worth of bananas again in Calabar .

Who dey sell banana N100 again for this country

God will continue to punish APC!

What has bet9ja got to do with ponmo

Raregem9000:
I was once like this but man need to get timetable because of this tummy wey dey shoot out as madam no like big tummy lol

Tell her big tummy is of the Lord.

JASONjnr:
I leave for work very early....Most times, I don't even eat breakfast..... Then I return at 4pm....Takes some work with me...sleeps a little and continue to work....gets hungry...then drive to the nearest eatery preferably chicken Republic....Eat and buys take away....

Microwave it in the morning as my breakfast and that eats very small....Low appetite.

I eat fine on weekends where I cook and store....

Person suppose marry...But the girl never serious...

Na so dem dey do... When you lose interest now, that's when she'll be serious. Confused gender

My stomach no get timetable.

He has pleaded for leniency as he attribute this to the hand work of the devil.

Innocent devil don suffer for Nigerians hand

MTN don dey run Ponzi

Anigreat:



The queen is amazed with this wonderful displayed of stupidity by Nigerian women.

Don't mind them... Nigerian women exporting stupidity in quantum

Even the people wey Eliza na their queen wear casual outfit, na people from shîthole country wey get Buhari as their president come go wear asoebi.

Anyhow gender! Tueh! E better make person born thief than to born Mumu

Unserious people... everything na joke to them

Some of them no even wear asoebi when their grandmother died. Ndi Ara!

Wetin she miss gan gan as an hermaphrodite?

So, what are we to do with this information

This notorious bandit dey snap and post photos online steady but Nigerian government can't trace and arrest him... But, someone will manage to steal a phone in Lagos and run to Sokoto, before 2 days, Nigerian police will arrest the person.

This mystery is beyond my understanding.

Munzy14:
cook something and show case..Even if you na gas you light boil water..

That demon be like person wey go sabi cook

A simp and his money are soon parted.

phemmyfour:
So, why are you defending him

I'm not defending anybody. My problem is with the Olosho making noise like the man raped him. She was paid for a service and she delivered...what's the fuss

Abdu81:
Sure he will.

Okowa will have a lot of work to do in convincing SS/SE to vote another Fulani man after Buhari, a Fulani man..

The man of God might be saving you from impending disaster. Think about it.

Okowa own worse pass.

Datti will shake the North when campaign starts fully.

AdamuKD:

Na normal thing for middle belt na.
Jos
Kaduna
Benue
Taraba
Nasarawa
Their women dey shayo 24/7

But how una take know say na from church dey from dey come so?

Even if they're coming from Church, and so?

People dey lash after Church service
People dey lie after Church service
People dey gossip after Church service

What's the difference?

Mamas, make una enjoy, abeg...there's no stipulated uniform for drinking.

Waste of Appointment

Tinubu will come distant 3rd in next year's election.

Rozross:
Then eat these type of cakes because it contains ingredients that will help you satisfy your potential Nigerian wife. Take bitters afterwards to get rid of the sugar.

If I mistakenly end with a Nigerian girl, her sexual satisfaction will be least of my worries.