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Romance / Re: Lady Puts Fiancé In A Car Boot In A Crazy Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by ZORO47(m): 3:20pm On Jun 03, 2016
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Education / Re: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by ZORO47(m): 2:48pm On Jun 03, 2016
Is it not in this Same 2016 that jamb conducted the worst exam ever. Many even voted for jamb to be scrapped and putme to be the new standard for admission. Putme has its flaws but not as terrible as the jamb we all experienced this year. If jamb is to be used as a means of abating corruption in the education sector, then jamb has to be perfected and made to have much more valid examinatuin results before it is considered for use in adnission. For now, jamb is still flawed, that's why most universities insist on conducting their own exams before admission.

And why would they still give universities the libertty to conduct their own putme if they will? The rule is pointless if institutions are not compelled to follow the rule. These ministers know how to make pointless laws sha undecided. As far as am concerned, they've not said anything new

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Politics / Re: How Buhari Averted Disaster In Ogoni Land ~ By Mohnice by ZORO47(m): 2:34pm On Jun 03, 2016
room089:
Though buhari just reciprocated what jonathan did to show that he loved and treasure the peace of this entity called nigeria by not going to ogoni town. But honestly, his failure to attend is a sign of weakness and failure as a president.
Boko haram said such to jonathan, 'a bloody civilian' but he still went to chibok and came back unscathed.

Buhari, in asmuch as I'm your loyal ally, I make bold to say you goofed here to designate osibanjo to represent you; the same man you shut out of the room where security matters were being discussed.
thank you for talking truth. Its a shame for citizens of your own country to threaten the presidents movt in pursuing his work, and he succumbs
Politics / Re: How Buhari Averted Disaster In Ogoni Land ~ By Mohnice by ZORO47(m): 2:30pm On Jun 03, 2016
People would always see what they want to see sha. Pmb was lounging in ASO rock instead of going to ogoni land,and op is hailing pmb for lounging and doing NOTHING grin.

ONLY ONE QUESTION FOR APC:;
Na which baba do the jazz? grin

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TV/Movies / Re: It Takes More Than Money To Be Successful – Tonto Dikeh by ZORO47(m): 1:56pm On Jun 03, 2016
Lala your babe don talk.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Shares Stunning Photos As She Bags Multi Millionaire Deal by ZORO47(m): 1:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
kiss;

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If This Happened To You? by ZORO47(m): 1:49pm On Jun 03, 2016
if na me, I will not marry again. Not because I like awoof, no! But because the man wey I wan marry is insecure and is upset when he sees I'm progressing. Is that the type of person I want to spend the rest of my life with? These are the same type of men thatll tell there wives to quit certain jobs because they have started earning more than the man angry
Politics / Re: Food Scarcity Imminent As New Maize Disease Breaks Out In Nigeria by ZORO47(m): 1:44pm On Jun 03, 2016
Maize again
Health / Re: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by ZORO47(m): 9:57am On Jun 03, 2016
I've had similar problem before, but not as long as your cousin o. Since its bright red, then its from the more outer part of the intestine. If your cousin doesn't experience any pain (like was in my case) then its most likely an anal fissure. Its caused by a tear along the rim of the anal opening. As with all wounds, the tear would try to heal, but healing at this part of the body is difficult due to constant movement at that area. Whenever your cousin goes to toilet, that anal opening expands causing the healing edges to break again and the resultant bright red blood oozes out. Most may not feel any discomfort when this tear happens, and the only sign is the bright red blood in stool.
Treatment?: If your cousin can rest his anus for long enough, there'll be enough time for healing to occur cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Solve This by ZORO47(m): 12:55pm On Jun 02, 2016
salvation77177:
Which one is the best antiperspirant or deodorant to use.
Thanks
it depends on you op. Go to a supermarket and use your nose to pick the fragrance of deodorant you like best. Advice is you can go for the gel or liquid deodorants. I feel they last longer than the aerosol types. Buy a quality one too

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Education / Re: Solve This Brain Teaser, Then You Are A Genus! by ZORO47(m): 12:30pm On Jun 02, 2016
Omo shocked this one hard o
Okay, make we look an like this.
I borrowed N98,000 in total from my parents (I.e 49-49k from each) now I have 98k, I give the laptop dealer 97k and I still have change 1k. 97k + 1k= 98k wey I borrow in the first place. So no money loss abeg. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Solve This by ZORO47(m): 12:17pm On Jun 02, 2016
Shave your harmpit and use good deodorant or antiperspirants.after that one, If your harmpit smell again, pm me, I'll send you $100 grin

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Nairaland / General / See The Long Earthworm I Saw Today by ZORO47(m): 12:13pm On Jun 02, 2016
I saw this long earthworm after it rained today. I didn't have anything to measure it by, so I used my foot and palm for scale undecided

Health / Re: Watch What Happens Inside The Human Body After Marijuana Consumption by ZORO47(m): 3:39pm On May 21, 2016
If your engine no strong, Marijuana they knock brain too o. Straight madness



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Celebrities / Re: Egypt Air Hostess Who saw tomorrow by ZORO47(m): 3:35pm On May 21, 2016
When she got her job, she tot to herself "if the plane wan crash anytime when I dey work, me and my luggage must survive in Jesus name" she come snap this pishure grin


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Romance / Re: A Lady Needs Your Relationship Advice, Her Boyfriend Just Dumped Her by ZORO47(m): 1:54pm On May 21, 2016
Rule no. 1, never try to explain how you feel to him in English. grin


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Crime / Re: Top Winners Chapel Pastor Caught Sharing Human Meat, His Reason Will Shock You by ZORO47(m): 1:50pm On May 21, 2016
Oo pishures nko?


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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Celebrities And Famous People That You Might Not Know Are From Anambra by ZORO47(m): 1:42pm On May 21, 2016
Biko Can we just agree that there are celebrities in every nigerian state and local government.everybody want to famz with celeb grin


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Celebrities / Re: Kylie Jenner And Tyga Sex Tape Reportedly Leaked by ZORO47(m): 1:33pm On May 21, 2016
halfricanadian:
The main problem of this family started wen blac chyna got pregnant for rob

Chyna gave her revenge to kylie nd found love at d same time it looked like chyna lost wen kylie took tyga bt at d end chyna won


The word of God said the first shall be last and the last shall come first hmmmm embarassed embarassed
the main problem of this family is perversion. See young beautiful girls misbehaving with men older than them and embaassing themselves by recording their immorality for the world to see. Woo!! The day I catch my daughters watching "keeping up with the kardashians" eh grin...these ones no be role models at all




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Romance / Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You See This Outfit? by ZORO47(m): 1:27pm On May 21, 2016
shocked I swear I didn't see that coming




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Celebrities / Re: Kylie Jenner And Tyga Sex Tape Reportedly Leaked by ZORO47(m): 1:18pm On May 21, 2016
Choi!! Small small children everywhere doing adult business. Dis perversion fit dey their DNA. See her taking after her elderr sister. Shiorr!!



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Foreign Affairs / Re: Isis Executes 25 Prisoners By Dissolving Them In Nitric Acid by ZORO47(m): 12:24am On May 21, 2016
And someone will cone ad be telling me that the devil is not real!! Cheii!! Human wickedness on another level.

The victims don't seem to be in pain tho. Op this thing be like river o. You sure say na nitric acid?



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Romance / Re: No Sex In Relationship? How Do You Cope? by ZORO47(m): 12:18am On May 21, 2016
vizkiz:


Jesus is the answer to your problems. Call on him today cheesy
Lmao. The guy wan hear another thing o. Collect Jesus for your deliverance boiledhead


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Romance / Re: No Sex In Relationship? How Do You Cope? by ZORO47(m): 12:18am On May 21, 2016
vizkiz:


Jesus is the answer to your problems. Call on him today cheesy
Lmao. The guy wan hear another thing o. Collect Jesus for your deliverance boiledhead
Romance / Re: No Sex In Relationship? How Do You Cope? by ZORO47(m): 12:13am On May 21, 2016
So you smashing prostitutes? angryDoes your GF do with other men?? Dahkogrin007 just gave u your prescription. Take it 3X daily grin



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Education / Re: This Big Snake Was Killed In EKSU This Night by ZORO47(m): 11:54pm On May 20, 2016
Lalasticlala. Wake up and come and see o. Fp material don ready shocked


I must confess, the snake get fine patterns




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Science/Technology / Re: This Big Snake Was Killed In EKSU This Night by ZORO47(m): 11:50pm On May 20, 2016
Lalasticlala. Wake up and come and see o. Fp material don ready shocked


I must confess, the snake get fine patterns




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Family / Re: Tye Tribbett's Look Alike by ZORO47(m): 11:36pm On May 20, 2016
Brooo!!! You've got his head shape grin. You do look alike

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Giving Head, But This One Smells Like Rotten Fish (18+) by ZORO47(m): 11:30pm On May 20, 2016
Hmm, mouth STD is real. Hell too. I can just imagine angel Gabriel reading this thread to you on judgement day grin grin. Wetin you go talk then? Repent!!







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Sports / Re: Flying Eagles Arrive Burundi Ahead Of CAF U-20 Championship by ZORO47(m): 10:10pm On May 20, 2016
Make them win o,
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Politics / Re: Oil Marketers Lament Forex Scarcity, Fuel Scarcity Imminent by ZORO47(m): 9:49pm On May 20, 2016
i'm not sure if my country has ever had this many issues all at the same time. Baba God help your people.



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