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Pets / Re: Need Help On How To Treay A Dog With Hip Dysplasia by ZORO47(m): 11:02pm On Jun 10, 2016
Hip dysplasia can only be permanently corrected by surgery. See a Vet
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pic by ZORO47(m): 10:58pm On Jun 10, 2016
gringringrin
And people would always fail to notify you of the 1.1million people that dropped out of school and became nobodies. They would only tell you of Bill Gates. The 1 in 1,000,000 probability. grin

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Crime / Re: Do People Who Are Shot In The Head Experience Any Pain Before Death? by ZORO47(m): 10:53pm On Jun 10, 2016
how does the dead guy explain whether he felt something or not ?

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Religion / Re: My Deep Regrets As An Atheist: From Pastor To Atheist. by ZORO47(m): 10:40pm On Jun 10, 2016
HardMirror:

Absolutely, but some solid friendships are lost
I've been in your shoes once. I questioned church and the whole idea of religion at all. I found out later that I was really fed up with religion and was deeply craving something more. From my search for truth, I figured the bible is truth. even when many churches preach religion, the bible simply explains God's unconditional love to me, and in that I find peace and happiness. Nothing else could satisfy that longing, even when I tried to indulge in every other thing that seemed pleasurable to me. Nothing gives complete peace as knowing you are loved by God . If You've found peace in something lesser (in your case, your superior intellect) then continue in it.

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Celebrities / Re: OMG Do You Know That Trending Dance Step 'dab' Is Demonic? (facts & Photos) by ZORO47(m): 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2016
Jesus tried to save man and it cost him blood and sweat, seperation from his kingly throne, rejection by his friends, whipping by Roman soldiers till his skin peeled over, disgrace and humiliation on the cross, and finally death due to severe blood loss. after all these, His mission was finally successful and men became heaven bound. So op, you are trying to tell me that all the devil needed to do to counter all the blessings emanating from all of Christ's suffering was to invent a dance step??
Make Jesus catch you grin, Na Moses e go order to lash you 24

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Nairaland / General / Re: Propose Corp Member 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Postponed by ZORO47(m): 10:12pm On Jun 10, 2016
Where you hear this one from?
Religion / Re: My Deep Regrets As An Atheist: From Pastor To Atheist. by ZORO47(m): 10:08pm On Jun 10, 2016
If you are convinced you are at peace and happy, so be it. Peace and happiness is everything.

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Forum Games / Re: See The Craziest Optical Illusion ever(pic) by ZORO47(m): 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2016
charijee:
okay, I said there's a large cigar fitted in between the blocks
Forum Games / Re: See The Craziest Optical Illusion ever(pic) by ZORO47(m): 2:21pm On Jun 09, 2016
charijee:
What exactly is the task here
I've given the clue out already
Romance / Re: See What A Hilarious Couple Wrote On Their Wedding Souvenir Stickers (photos) by ZORO47(m): 7:45pm On Jun 08, 2016
grin
Forum Games / Re: See The Craziest Optical Illusion ever(pic) by ZORO47(m): 1:14pm On Jun 06, 2016
iameugene:
pls give a clue im tired of looking
there's a cigar stick somwhere in the picture
Health / Re: Baby Born In Yobe With His Heart Outside The Body by ZORO47(m): 12:01pm On Jun 06, 2016
CircleOfWilis:
Its a rare congenital disorder called ECTOPIA CORDIS
this seems unreal for a couple of reasons. 1, ectopic organs should exist in other body cavities rather than the places where they are originally found. I've never heard of ectopic organs being found outside all body cavities.
2, the sheer size of the heart of that neonate looks unreal. The heart is almost as big as the child's head, whereas hearts are compared with the fistof the individual. 3, if indeed the heart was outside the body cavity throughout the time of development in-utero, how does such a child survive a 9 month period in the womb without dying of septicaemia or infection from the normal flora of the uterine environ.? 75% of my brain is telling me this is photoshop :-/ if its actually real, then quick recovery to you baby

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Forum Games / Re: See The Craziest Optical Illusion ever(pic) by ZORO47(m): 12:31am On Jun 06, 2016
MsTeeS:
what am I supposed to be looking at??
I was asking the same question for like 15mins when I first saw it too grin. The picture is not as it seems at first sight
Forum Games / Re: Bizarre Thoughts For The Day, JOIN IN!!! by ZORO47(m): 12:10am On Jun 06, 2016
6. The word 'short' is longer than the word 'long'

7. If a cologne didn't smell, it wouldn't make sense, scents or cents

8. Making your bed in the morning is like tying your shoes after pulling them off

9. If you multiplied every number in the universe together, your answer would be '0'

10. "Nineteen letters long" is 19 letters long

11. The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets until it’s too light to light." grin

12. Imagine being naked and walking into a room and everyone wants to touch you. That’s the life of a dog or cat."

13. If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter? grin

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Romance / Re: Checkout My Chat With A Girl On FB by ZORO47(m): 11:43pm On Jun 05, 2016
The girl don jam bad market. Op you harsh o grin o



In other news, do people still greet others with "xup"? undecided what is xup biko?
NYSC / NYSC Has NOT Been Scrapped By FG(pic) by ZORO47(m): 11:33pm On Jun 05, 2016
From Official NYSC twitter handle...

Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by ZORO47(m): 9:58pm On Jun 05, 2016
[quote author=elkonS post=46308506][/quote]that also works, but the more reasonable answer is mother and son-in-law.
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by ZORO47(m): 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2016
elkonS:

the context assumes ure a female
no it doesn't. I'm married to Theresa's daughter. My daughters mother is my wife. How does that imply I'm a female?
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Would Really Test Your Intelligence,can You Crack This by ZORO47(m): 9:23pm On Jun 05, 2016
elkonS:
let the games begin cool cool...




***modified:shout out to feran15,mimzy and all who got it right....your greymatter is intact lolz
my daughter's mother is my wife. That means Theresa's daughter is my wife. Theresa is simply my mother-in-law. The answer is not in the options. Its not that difficcult. The answer is not just there

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Forum Games / See The Craziest Optical Illusion ever(pic) by ZORO47(m): 7:41pm On Jun 05, 2016
It took me forever to figure out this illusion. Its by far the hardest optical illusion I've ever cracked. the thing is, when you see it, you can't unsee it.

Pets / Re: Please Help Save My Dog by ZORO47(m): 10:43pm On Jun 04, 2016
lizhon:
tnks so much are u saying the only solution could b surgery? plus I jst called d attention of our so called vet, chatting with him now, I jst want to knw the first quickest action, so dt he won't come saying stories tomao cuz I dont trust him, but he is the only one my family can rely on. please not the infection is inside not outside
if its the outer ear that is affected, a simplle surgery would fix it. If the pus is coming from the inner ear, then your vet would administer some ear antibiotics and pain relievers. Its good you noticed it early so it doesn't worsen. The vet can fix that tomorrow. Don't get so bothered about it, Your dog won't die.
Pets / Re: Please Help Save My Dog by ZORO47(m): 10:10pm On Jun 04, 2016
Girl, if you really love your pet, go see a skilled vet. You can't handle such a case on your own. Injuries on dog ears often develop into auricular haematomas. A vet would need to conduct a minor surgery to appose the ear tissues unless the injury would keep returning. Only Cleaning the wound won't cut it
Politics / Re: Murdered Bridget Agbaheme's Head Was Intact - Police by ZORO47(m): 9:53pm On Jun 04, 2016
Abeg them dey ask person how e die when e reach pearly gates? Die na die abeg. What the police should be concerned about is that someone died simply because of a religious argument. Bring the culprits to justice. Don't tell us whether she was beaten to death or not. Beating to death is not less a murder
Education / Re: Fg Scraps Nysc Scheme.... by ZORO47(m): 9:50pm On Jun 04, 2016
pendusky:


So you want to be the first to break this fake news without a source Mynd44 oya close this thread, its fake.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/06/no-plans-to-scrap-nysc-scheme-fg/
your link dates Jan 6, 2016. Its also not a recent news undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: How Many Of You Have Done This? (photo) by ZORO47(m): 9:38pm On Jun 04, 2016
The best weather for football. Its like playing ball without sweating grin
Religion / Re: Prophet Penuel Drives Over His Church Members With His Car by ZORO47(m): 9:36pm On Jun 04, 2016
To what aim

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Religion / Re: Why Did The Muslims Kill The Christian Woman In Kano? Here Is Why by ZORO47(m): 7:22pm On Jun 04, 2016
I once watched a lady on tv who was an ex-Muslim, and she was interviewed over killings by the muslims. She simply said that Muslim folks who kill people in the name of Allah are not trying to be bad people. On the contrary, they were simply trying to be good Muslims and adhere to the teachings of the quran. Those who don't kill for the sake of Allah are regarded as weaklings in the Muslim faith. its quite sad that religion which is supposded to help men see, ends up blinding them

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Business / Re: Fifi Umenyiora Goes Shopping On Wheelchair by ZORO47(m): 11:03am On Jun 04, 2016
Enjoy your life
Phones / Re: Facebook, Whatsapp Secretly Promoting Gay And Lesbianism Through Their Stickers by ZORO47(m): 10:50am On Jun 04, 2016
End time indeed
Culture / Re: No Cooking With Fire In Benin Kingdom On Sunday by ZORO47(m): 10:13pm On Jun 03, 2016
According to the statement, cooking without fire is in accordance with Benin customs & tradition
biko where are those from Benin? Come and teach us how you cook without fire Abi una dey use electric cooker for village undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Don’t Cook With Fire On Sunday, Benin Residents Are Told by ZORO47(m): 7:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
So they shoukd cook with what? Please what else can Someone use to cook if not fire ?
Education / Re: Understanding The Scrapping Of Post Utme by ZORO47(m): 6:17pm On Jun 03, 2016
NigerianScholar:
. They had a problem. And it would be adressed
let the problem be addressed and the program run again for a time and be proved to be more succesful before declaring jamb as the only standard for gaining admission. Abi does it not seem somehow to you to base admissions on a program that is currently terribly flawed ?

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