sweerychick:
So what do you expect us to do ,let us shout and walk up to him just because he's handsome

how about acting nice or just Plane normal. I wonder what the attitude achieves for y'all

I think it's this funny animal character in the movie "Madagascar".

OGHENE316:
full time draw mk my moni enter oooo is all abat d moni ooo

how market!!

KealDrogo:

You must be among the few lucky/privilege ones who are posted to ppa of their choices.

yes I got the PPa I always desired, but on getting to the 'so desired' PPa, the conditions were so Poor and I had to change to a different one which I never desired to have. Did I blame nysc? No!! It's just life with its uPs and downs and nothing so Peculiar to nysc. We have to go with it. Tis an imPerfect world we live in

KealDrogo:

Have you served?

Yes uncle

ZirdoRoray:


Lies!!. He knew what came over him...He was inspired by the 'holy spirit' to beat the 'sins' out of them. Almost all of the Pastors I know are easily irritated and angered. Some even get angry when their wives call them sweet names in public. Christainity makes people full of hate for this beautiful world.

it seems you have a lot of hate for christian pastors. Chill o

KealDrogo:
Nysc has become a nightmare for Nigerian youths. This punishment in the name of service to the nation has to be stopped. Enough is enough.

Abeg make we hear word!!
Don't people get robbed in their homes, whether nysc or not?
How Nysc take cause this robbery

No.. No. 3 didn't shock me


All these bkoggers gan

TrapQueen77:
Every type of STD has it's own medicine..u cant juz cure them all with amoxicillin or any antibiotics sha..

....talk of medicine after death. How wetin u write now wan help op

God has come to help the poor

Is aiit

Kilode with the lady in the 4th pishure?? I think say na shoe them dey display, na e danger wan almost show. This early sunday morning The devil is a liar. Make I go prepare church

13. Shout "BLOOD OF JESUS!!"

Them go just ban you sharp sharp. you don't know snakes are sacred on nairaland.?? Lala no dey use am joke o

Them think say Bubu na their mate??

Bubu fine for the picture sha

TPAND:
That's a typical King Cobra.

Move out ASAP, I tell you there deadlier ones living in that neighborhood

since king cobras primarilly feed on snakes, then op may not have much snake encounters again... Unless of course its another king cobra

Snake again!!? Your fp is sure..
Lalasticlala see breakfast o


That thing long gan


The young dude in the blue shirt be smiling to himself like "cheiii!! This meat go definitely reach me today, e big well well"

One wish granted today

I would simply wish for every wish I ever make to come true instantly

Ranchhoddas:
Another blockbuster from the stable of Wale Adenuga Productions. WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCIL IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR!!!!!

lmao

mrZENographer:
...for insiders that I must be an illuminati before I can enter.

so the dude was an illuminati ??

And they request for my blood and thumb print which I did. All this I did with my mobile phone alone in my room.

phone that can send blood sample over the internet. Op, abeg find out which phone that guy dey use . The phone must be very expensive o,but I tot the guy was broke na

After a few minute waiting, a black bird flew and landed. And turned into a man. He was an American and not nigerian. He greeted me and asked what I wanted. I told him I want to be rich.

op you sef reason am na. Black bird land for your korokoro eyes come turn to oyibo man, and the first reaction my guy had in his brain was to beg the "black-bird-turned-oyibo" for money? Mods!! Pls move this thread to jokes section

The man is daft.is rape the only crime that can put him behind bars?? I hope the person he is going to look for in jail kicks his as$

You can at least buy the bus from your savings and employ drivers which would give you your own cut, and you get to still retain your work at your company. Its a win win

CruellaDeville:
Someone posted on twitter that he composed this broadcast about Dab being evil and sent it to his mum and some other "fire" christians as he said, to see how many people would fall for it. It's actually just a joke.

I'm surre the dude is currently laughing his head off in his sitting room

LEERICIST:
OP comma dey ur story oo... So she paid the 32k bill??

you want make she rather wash plate?

They'll be like "is this heaven?"

Tapout:
but y will u take a lady out and allow her to order what she wants when u know ur not capable of footing whatever bill that is thrown @ u??

eh, she should buy the whole restaurant and the cars parked outside too with your money cos you told her to pick what she wants.

Nonsense. DAB can also mean 'done and about' or whatever. Paranoia no go kill some Christians sha

Op, e be like say you no sabi blood money rituals o , abi you no dey watch Kanayo o Kanayo for nollywood. All these points wey you list no for give sharp sharp money like blood money ritual abeg

32k for food?? Na e you dey reson whether you for pay

It depends on who you be. If you dey related to Dangote then you fall the babe hand big time.