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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Reply Slowly? by zudoteku(m): 11:26am On Jan 09, 2019
wetdick:


i don't want to derail the thread, but sure, i will do it because of amaka, nice eyes you got, i am sure many guys here have sent their dick pic to you already, i am guessing because that is what guys do mostly online

anyway, i am new here, wanna be friends? you are the first female here on the site I believe is real and that is because you uploaded a pic.

From
sweetdick.

Nah!
you were looking at dem lips
Romance / Re: Paris' First Unclad Restaurant Closes For Lack Of Customers by zudoteku(m): 11:04am On Jan 09, 2019
uncleseries:
Erection go full everywhere o.. u fit Dey with ur babe, big nyash go enter.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 12-Year-Old Pregnant South African Girl Kisses Her Baby Daddy by zudoteku(m): 10:51am On Jan 09, 2019
iphanyiuma:
like seriously.. Picture of the pant or idonbelieveit gringrin

Werey grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 12-Year-Old Pregnant South African Girl Kisses Her Baby Daddy by zudoteku(m): 10:36am On Jan 09, 2019
akeentech:
At 12 I was still calling my d1ck Kokoro
This Killed me grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wife Carries And Kisses Her Husband In Wedding Photo by zudoteku(m): 10:33am On Jan 09, 2019
Vicdayz:

A tall wife was seen carrying her husband in a viral wedding photo as she kisses him with love and affection.

Men Can You Allow This??


Gist From Gistvic.com>> https://www.gistvic.com/2019/01/tall-wife-carries-her-husband-in.html


For all the negative comment here, about the above being Right or Wrong?! Just wanna say; I love the above picture, it is endearing and I see nothing wrong with it.
Romance / Re: My First Love Came Back! I Need Advise (please) by zudoteku(m): 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2019
TolaniLuv:
It's a normal thing to have first love in life!
2 Years ago. I was in luv with this girl, But I think the relationship then
was 70-30% I think am holding d 70%. I love her so much that I did alot of stupid
things for her, like going to her house just to see her but we wont be able to talk
because the security is tight her dad s strict, but seeing her on there balcony am okay
with that I did that almost everytime., Callin her every seconds, I think the money I use in calling can almost get me
a New Bike We had a 3 year relationship and I can count the time we spent together or see
each other in person we talk on phone most of the time, lets say it long distance relationship,
She was the only child ! No sex and all that Cu's I dint even think about that when ever am with her,
I just feel happy and calm. She did alot of terrible things 2 me. Because I showed her how much I love her
She took me for granted. She knew how much I love her and I help her when ever she needed help.

But I was seeing relationship that my friend had then, It was very different from mine. So, I called her
one day I told her I couldn't stand all this things again. That we should break up and she said fine,
We lost contact for about 2 years. I had a few relationship after that, then I promised my self neva 2
love a girl like I did for her then. I have girl friend who we chat alot that told me that most girls
would prefer a relationship 60.40 that the girl should be 60 and the guy 40. Because girls loved to be
control by men, not a girl controlling the guy, That it's cool that way. I am presently dating a girl! She's
a model, a Unilag chick! I like her, my first in tension was to do what I had 2 do and leave her . But she was
a girl with goals and educated! I wouldn't want to have a relationship with a lag girls , I liked her but I dint
want to fall deep in love with her. She's a girl that her past isn't that good! I met a guy who told me little about her, I told her and she was telling me those things are in d past. Honestly, She loves me and she has stopped alot of things because of me, No more clubbing, No more double dating or triple dating again! That she found love, most of her friend knows me. I asked her why she want 2 change now, that why didn't she change when she was dating her ex boy friend she said she don't love him at all that she was dating him because the guy spend and buy her alot of things she want. She never asked me for anything or demand like she dose with other guys, She stop going out with friend to Oniru Beach or Club on the Island.

Many things she stopped because of me, That I know of,but I am scared. Her past scares me 2 fall in love with her, I ask her why shes leaving all this things because of me, is there anything about me that made her stop or want 2 stop. She calls me everytime , text, gave me her password 2 her Facebook and other stuff. She's too pretty that I bet even if I stop dating her today many guys would take my places! But she told me that the love she has for me is so strong that she will never love anyone again, or even dating if I use her past 2 break up with her. Because we fight alot. People thought she was dating me because of chess, but for almost 1 year now, She never ask me for money or stuff . But my friend told me that her ex boy friend spend too much on her that she is use 2 that, I told him I can change her taste and I did, I asked her what isn't that she sees in me that she had 2 do all this things because of me, She said not for money, not for cuteness. that theres something she love so much about me that other guys don't have or do. If I want to buy something expensive she wont let me, I wanted 2 change ma car she was not happy, many things like that if you know what I am talking about! She love me and I know this, but her past is bothering me so much.

Last week, my first love called me, She was asking me that can we meet, I was surprise because I talked about her with my room mate ,then who can visit and was asking me about her we gist about ow I call and go to see her and stuff like that, she call a week after that day, She told me what happend and how she dated guys that no one loves her like I did. She told me all what I use to do, that she made a mistake, she can never forgive her self for letting me go. We meet at a place we talked, I was happy like I use to then. She was looking at me Cu's I caught her when ever I look outside, She told me have change alot. Well, I told her I am seeing someone now , she said she's single because most guys she dated was no way near me, I told her we can be friends, and she said fine, she call later that night telling me that she's still a virgin, I was laughing my blck arse off, I told her it's not possible, she's 22 years now. That she would love me to Disvirgin her , she will be happy giving it to me. That I worth it! She told me she wouldn't be happy if the other guys did it, I told my friend they said she was lying . She came 2 my house 3 days later, We had sex 2 my surprise she was still a virgin, With many experience I had before I know she was, blood, tightness, I coudn;t even finish doing it the first day, cus she was crying also bitting me I was pissed and told her I am not interested in doing it again. She beg me 2 continue, but I was already pissed but she came the next day for the finishing. I was sowhat happy that she kept her self till now, and no bad records or stuff like that, We began 2 talk on phone often, she's doing the calling now, and all that now sha, I don't know what to do, I love her, but I like my present girl friend. I am loving her again, I don't want to break my girl friend heart I have did it twice and I saw her reaction to that, I feel as if I am bad by judging her with her past , that she has leave all that because of me, and wouldn't want to go back doing stuff lyke that again, that she need me. That loving me we make her happy and wouldn't even think of doing anythin like it again. So, Now am confuse. very confuse, My ex want me back. My girl friend can't do without me, Also, I have the feeling that if I travel she can't wait because shes so attached 2 me that she can't do without us making love, I have noticed that alot of time. I tired tellin her when ever we her together she can't get her hands of me, just a kiss will make her wanna make love 2 me. and she always want more of me that scares PLease Help, Thanks So much.


P.S My ex told my the reason she was mean 2 me is because she was the only child and her mom gave birth to her when she was in high school and her parent sent her mom abroad for studies later she moved in with her dad! That she dislike guys because of what her dad use to do, That he was a great player like bringin different kind of woman home one upstairs and few came asking after him that he use to see alot of things him and his friends use 2 do, that's why she was like Who cares what I say or do, then, that she was like whatever I should go if I want to. Why she did all that!

Thanks



Quite frankly stick with your present girlfriend and forget your ex, the devil you know is better than the seemingly innocent angel you don't. If she really wants (your present gf) to change and you end up bruising and breaking what is left of her heart - girls like this often have a story behind their past - she would forever be a Man-eating Tiger. When a woman loves you there is nothing to stop them from proving this. As par her past we all have ours, let it fly. In respect to your Ex- who came back confessing love, believe me it is not love, it is just your previous emotional attachment which you never got over telling you that you still in love, male Ego trying to show that you were better even when she rejected you then ( its possible you never had closure from your first entanglement with her). Best option is, sit down and really search within yourself, the subconscious often times actually is aware of what we want.
Stay safe bro
Romance / Re: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by zudoteku(m): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2019
samysmoothfresh:






i know it was prolly a stupid thing to do but it doesnt mean i wasnt scared to lose her. For me, it meant i trusted her to do the right especially since she knows the guy is a friend.
If it was a random guy, i definitely wouldnt have made the bet cos i would have been skeptical but this is my friend!.......someone she knows to be "my friend" yet she slept with him.
I repeat, it prolly was a stupid thing to do but i'm glad i did cos a girl who can sleep with your friend isn't worth it,
if she had passed, i would never have told her about it and i would have cherished her more.

Why are all the females on here getting esp defensive and judgmental about this. We know how many post we see online of women who test their spouse or bfs for Faithfulness, only to see them fail; leading to the regular cries of " Men are scum". However a guy does this now, and it is sinfully wrong and punishable by death.
Bro! i don't agree nor disagree with your decision on Testing her, all I know is Thank God for you.
Romance / Re: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by zudoteku(m): 2:17pm On Jan 07, 2019
[quote author=samysmoothfresh post=74514332]

Why are all the females on here getting esp defensive and judgmental about this. We know how many post we see online of women who test their spouse or bfs for Faithfulness, only to see them fail; leading to the regular cries of " Men are scum". However a guy does this now, and it is sinfully wrong and punishable by death.
Bro! i don't agree nor disagree with your decision on Testing her, all I know is Thank God for you.

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Literature / Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by zudoteku(m): 8:52am On Feb 24, 2018
Hello guys,

I once tried my hands on writing stories but I often gets stuck, but when I do poetry I just flow like am floating. Thing is, Is there a thread where poetry is majorly followed and always trending here on nairaland? I don't mind sharing some of my works with them.
Literature / Re: ...STRANGER THINGS.... by zudoteku(m): 8:12am On Feb 24, 2018
Lilyjoe567:

...........Prologue.........

I ran past the last known house in our little town as I went further into the bushy paths, the winds passing swiftly by me as my pants now created an unsteady rhythm in my ears.

Being on the track team can do much but not when you're already tired and have been running for a while now. My legs are getting wobbly with each jump I make but I needed to keep running. It all felt absurd, trying to outrun a killer and the thoughts running through my mind is pulling every strand of hair off her ditsy little head when or if I ever get to see her again. But I kept on running, shoving the absurdity along side my sanity which I lost a while ago aside as my pace suddenly increased, how? I didn't understand, but I had a feeling it had something to do with the rage coursing through my veins.

I was getting tired as the path seemed endless and my legs were now frail, but I could still hear his booths stomping heavily from behind me from his pursuit increasing the rise and fall of my pants as I jumped yet another puddle thanks to the morning rain that decided to make things worse, narrowly missing stepping in on it but missed the stone right in front of it as it carried and landed me face down the cold wet ground. I spat the dirt out and turned swiftly on my butt dragging myself backwards, as his figure approached me. I couldn't make out his face but I could swear I just heard a giggle as his deep voice produced a throaty laugh sending chills down my spine
I continued moving back on my butt not able to get up even if I had the chance to which I clearly don't, seeing he approached the more I dragged backwards, walking ever so slowly like a hunter observing his wounded prey
He moved closer as I hit a stop, my back hitting a tree bark and my hand searched behind me

He stretched his hands to pick me up, but grabbing it, and with a swift move, I swinged and wacked him in right on the head with a tree branch I picked up and he let out a groan in pain, holding unto his head and muttered curse words under his breath.

I got up immediately and ran like it was my last, cause it may very much be my last, not sticking around to access my damage and further into the woods, gasping for air as I did. But my escape didn't last long as I came face off with a cliff. I turned around but he was already close, how he did it I'd rather not ask beacuse he didn't seem like he was in the mood to braid hairs and spill secrets. I turned to my sides but I was stuck as well. He moved closer away from the trees and the moonlight illuminated his features. He could be worse right? I always pictured him hotter, but he was anything but that. My breath got caught in my throat as he smiled manically in victory in succeeding to trap me, flashing his scattered teeths which I'd rather he didn't. His machete glittered in the moonlight as he raised it up a bit higher, taking slow and steady steps towards me and I instinctively took tentative ones backwards, sparing the cliff another glance as I contemplated jumping off of it to my early demise or end up been butchered brutally by psycho over here. I'd probably be given a day a two of mourning and it'd be over, so it'd be a good riddance on my part I thought but didn't get the chance to decide when he suddenly stopped, a hooded figure shadowing him. And then it happened so fast, psycho didn't even see it coming as his head rolled down to the foot of my leg. I looked up shocked to say the least as the sound got caught in my throat to see his lifeless body hang few seconds in the air before dropping to the ground with a thud. The killer wiped the crimson liquid from his shiny long blade on his robe before going over the dead body and started moving closer to where I was. His black flowing robe sweeping the ground as he moved closer and closer, his legs not seen as it seemed he was moving on air.... and suddenly, it took even him by surprise when a chuckle sounded out. He stopped abruptly, his neck craning to the side as I guessed he observed the lunatic who decided to laugh in the face of death. I didn't know what brought the sudden confidence in me as I broke into a laugh fit, not believing just how realistic these all seems.
“This is just golden” I commented, dialling down on the laugh, as I wiped a stray tear from the corner of my eyes and stood up straight to look directly at devil's bítch right in front of me

“Grab a díck dípshit, cause you've got a long sucking to do while I visit and possibly converse with your daddy” I grinned, and with a single step backwards, I leaped.......



I love the begining, it started so poetically, but it got too breathless and unable to find a balance.
Literature / Re: Blue ( Short Story) by zudoteku(m): 7:31am On Feb 24, 2018
bibijay123:
Copyright 2017@ Gaglo Blessing. All rights reserved.

The complete book is on my website: www.bibijay.com.ng

The link : http://bibijay.com.ng/blue/


But you can also read it here. Update is daily. Grab your free popcorn! grin



Prologue

“Sweetheart, are you there?” The middle aged woman asked, walking towards her daughter’s room. She knocked on the door softly; she pushed it back gently and entered the small room her daughter occupied since childhood. Her eyes flickered to the darkened walls of the room, the paint had peeled off years ago leaving faint strip and blackened spots on the wall. She sighed and sat down gently on the worn out mattress her daughter laid on. “Please talk to me, you do understand that it was for your own good?”

“The only thing I understand is that you are selfish “She replied rudely. “Why don’t you want me to be happy?” Tears trickled down her cheeks.


“Mercy…… I want the best for you. Your happiness matters to me, you are all I have. Peter is….”

“He loves me! yes Mama! Someone else apart from you loves me!” She sat up angrily, “My father didn’t want me! I am a burden to everyone else except peter. He loves me, he makes me feel beautiful! He doesn’t mind that my legs are useless! He doesn’t mind that I am a poor crippled girl! ”


“My baby, I want you to be happy. But I also want you to be an educated and independent woman. I don’t want you to make the same mistakes I made, getting pregnant at a tender age and ruining my future. I love you Mercy. You are my best friend, my confidant and you are the only family I have.”


“You have just said it yourself that I was a mistake. It was my fault you ruined your future and your family turned you out.” She said.


“I don’t regret having you. You are the best thing to ever happen to me. This peter boy will only break your young heart. I have seen him in the company of other girls. I have heard terrible things about him which I have kept away from you”. She stood up, opened her purse and brought out some money. “I have to leave now, if I don’t get there on time Mrs. Toyin, my boss, will deduct from my salary and it is nothing to begin with. Give this money to your tutor when she comes. She will buy your Weac form and help you do the necessary things.”


” Thank you ” Mercy murmured.

” We will talk when I get back. Please don’t starve yourself, your food is on the table in the living room.”


Ada walked out of her daughter’s room with a heavy heart. She was gradually losing her child and she hoped she would be able to get her darling child back. She had conceived when she was seventeen years old for a guy who was much older than her. Her parents had chased her out without a second thought. She moved in with John who was loving and kind to her until she delivered their daughter. He had taken a long look at the frail and pale baby with tiny legs. The legs were shorter and slimmer than normal. He had gone to look for money to settle the hospital bills and that was the last time Ada saw him. She and the child lived on the meager money sympathizers and kind neighbors gave her until it ran out. She had taken to doing domestic works for people to survive. She and Mercy were always together, she never for once let the child out of her sight. When Mercy came of schooling age, Ada would strap her on her back to and fro from school every day. Until one day, luck shined on her. The elderly father of one of the women she did menial jobs for died, leaving behind his new shinning wheelchair. After his funeral, she asked her boss if she could take the wheelchair and to her surprise she said yes.

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Nice, really!
Never judge a book by its cover. Ama follow you now.
Sports / Re: NFF ‘Goal Of The Year' By Sikiru Olatubosun Of MFM FC (Video) by zudoteku(m): 2:29pm On Feb 21, 2018
CROWNWEALTH019:
And they gave a Muslim the award shocked


This is not fair even in sport


I don't get, as in what is the co-relation of this to religion?
Celebrities / Re: Namia Roberts: Meet Actress, Model And Producer At 21 by zudoteku(m): 2:15pm On Feb 21, 2018
Uuzo:
she looks familiar
undecided

She looks similiar,Lol. But seriously that's amazing, judging by all she has achieved in such a short time. Reason why its Important to know what you want in life.
Health / Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by zudoteku(m): 8:11pm On Feb 18, 2018
The above looks a Tale!

Many of what He says don't add up. 45mins per round- ur blood must contain natural Aphrodisiac. The Body's blood pressure can't be sustained that long without you fainting or even dying. I think this is a big story.
Romance / Re: 3 Year Relationship Goes Sour Over Whatapp Status by zudoteku(m): 7:37pm On Feb 18, 2018
TheSuperNerd:
I truly relate to what you are saying and where you are coming from. I really do....

But thing is, the guy should have just dispelled the questions by simply stating that nothing is wrong and even engaged his woman to keenly ask if there was any issue she had with him.

Come on, view those status updates with an open mind and you will see there really was no cause for alarm. I have seen a few ladies with bfs update a status about discovering how lying-faced a man can be or a person so close can be and they werw not in anyway referring to their man. Even their man either didn't bother asking or he eventually asked if all is well and what happened... The lady will then likely open up or just say, "Oh don't worry Honey... It's nothing really. Just some people not worth having around. I'm okay."

Honestly I think the guy took it too far. And believe me, this thought is coming from someone who is way more sensitive. wink I need not say much on that...



And uhmmmm... What's with the kiss mister? You do realise I'm male right? undecided




Was that a kiss?! Embarrassin! M sorry o. Must have used a random emoji. Am new to this whole nairaland stuff, though m enjoying the experience.

Back to what you opinioned .

I think I'll tend to agree with you. Sometimes it could just be paranoia.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Strike Again In Oyo, Behead Elderly Farmer by zudoteku(m): 3:39pm On Feb 18, 2018
OgahBohz:
Something is telling me ,this crimes are organised crimes , and not randomly perpetrated as the media portrays it to be ..

someone somewhere is sponsoring this crimes ...


haba ...
its becoming too frequent !




Sponsored or Not, The government is doing too little at best or nothing at worse. The manner in which the federal government has drag foot about the whole issue has allowed for a mere cut to fester into a cancer that sooner would consume the whole.

Do Something, Anthing that would at least soothe the greiviances of victims.

Is it because you or me has not lost someone close yet, that we keep making excuses as to the authenticity of such news and who is behind the killings or sponsorings.

Wake Up!
Romance / Re: 3 Year Relationship Goes Sour Over Whatapp Status by zudoteku(m): 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2018
TheSuperNerd:
Honestly, if these pic quotes up there are the status updates shared by rhe lady, then I must say the guy is unbelievable... shocked

I mean, it's not as if they fought before she shared such naa.... Besides, the words are generalized and speaks more to general human situations in people relationships. For crying out loud, being a lady's BF does not mean you are the only person in her life naa... She has friends, Family and even colleagues. The only difference is that you are more important than most and seen on the level close to or equal with her family (depending on how deep your relationship is).

Na wa for this so called guy oooo.... What exactly is specifically in these status updates now that will warrant a break-up?? His lame excuse of people thinking she may be referrring to him is just what it is.... LAME. Smh...









Did you notice that he said it caused him embarrassment, when people ask him "what's wrong" in their relationship? undecided

Be objective and don't just sit atop your high horse. We are not the same bros. Some people are quite sensitive and what you take to be normal is abnormal on an epic level.
kiss
Romance / Re: 3 Year Relationship Goes Sour Over Whatapp Status by zudoteku(m): 3:14pm On Feb 18, 2018
MhizAJ:
Women should also cross check the kind of men that they fall in love with

When you fall in love with a man that's immature,it makes things much harder in the relationship

Some relationship can be frustrating

Being emotional is nothing wrong, some people are quite sensitive. When a lot of trash happens that you ordinarily feel cool and normal about, doesn't neccessarily have to be normal to the other fellow.

Yes he doesn't own her but a relationship also means being sensitive to the other needs. If she had really appreciated what they had, nothing stopped had from limiting or stopping the whole episode altogether. Cos truth be told those post has insecurities printed all over esp if the "guy" involved never cheated on her.

Has he tried knowing if she was heartbroken in the past and all those nonsense are just psychological defences? But then again 3 years is a long time to know the partner you sailing with. However some ladies are just drama queens that seek attention at every turn. This could be her own "harmless" way of keeping You- (the guy) on your toes, like saying; 'fu*k up and see if I care'- you just did too.

Her updates posting might sound trivial to some but if you are overly sensitive and emotional person like me- as I guess the victim is- it's gonna f**k ur senses up. Being matured and understanding the different episodes in certain situations might have a deeper meaning than you think.

One more thing, Never be impulsive, Never take decisions on spot of the moment. It's always turns out bad. I think the above storyteller did and he would probably end up begging like I once did.

Maturity is especially hard in attaining for the men folk- relationship wise.

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Says She Need A Break In Relationship, What Does That Implies? by zudoteku(m): 6:14pm On Feb 17, 2018
RuthDaniels:
It implies she needs some time to think deeply with no distractions or sentiments. It doesn't necessarily mean she's cheating, she wants to clear her mind.

The cause of confusion though might be you or a third party, probably an admirer. But the good part is she's yet to decide, so brother if you still want her talk to her. If she insists on break, give her some space but never be too far away she may be back.

Exactly this!
If she wants a mile give her 10,000 of it. Like my sister says ' never give more than you get' in a relationship esp. Like the above said, it could be an admirer who is seemingly doing more stuff, paying her more attention and compliments. The obvious would be to do your utmost to save and win her back; WRONG! You must have being doing all these and she is bored of the tiresome repetitve lifestyle. The last thing you want to do is compete with that fellow if there is one causing this issue (most times picking quarrels nd petty fights are a sure fire way to know she wants to move on), your best bet is to stay away and let her miss your worth if you had any in thhe first place. Don't be needy -big turn off that, soak yourself in that project you have been putting off. Go out with friends more, talk to the opposite Sex often and just be your friendly happy self. No woman is worth all the stressing over except the one that truly matters; and those ones won't ever take you for granted.

Another possiblity is she could be having a lot on her plate that is eating her up. Spacing would also work here as it would give both you and her time to figure things out..

Most importantly bro, Never allow anyone be it a Woman or a man to agitate you to such heights. Get your priorities fixed.

Too Much Attention is a relationship killer. Learn to read and sense the little stuffs before they turn huge on you. Often times you could just be the cause off this. You might just have been trying to hard to please. Learn to sit back and allow her appreciate who you are and what you are to her.

Meanwhile don't fret, if she is the one she will come to you.
C'est la vie![color=#000099][/color] smiley

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