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I think Fagie should rest our key players today and leave them 2 play against Chelshit (top of the table).
Chicharito should lead the attack and also Young and Smalling should play today since they are back from injury. Chelshit are in great form and we need to put pressure by cutting their points this weekend.. My thought tho

CuntDestroyer: is this your gf by any chance? if so pls do not post

Is that your mom?

kenbee: Another Tinubu's ACN Abrakadabra!
Thank God the Ondo people didn't vote along Party line.

Idiaot!

- Failed consecutively in 9th for 3 years. - Mother used to take drugs and never bothered of him. - Mates beat him in toilets and near the lockers. - Divorced too soon. - Again married his divorced wife and divorced in the same year. - Tried suicide but saved by the doctors. - Left drugs and again started singing new songs. - Today Eminem is a phenomenon and has won 13 Grammy awards and more...
And He Is Known As The God Rapper ..
And Its His 40yh Birthday Today !! <3

Just some few days ago, we heard the story of how four University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) students were brutally murdered in Umuokiri village, Aluu, Rivers State.



The murdered students, Chiadika Lordson, Ugonna Kelechi Obusor, Mike Lloyd Toku, and Tekena Elkanah, all part two students, were murdered in cold blood over alleged theft of a laptop computer and a blackberry phone.It was a horrible sight for all and those who saw the video took their anger to the online community demanding justice for the Aluu4.

The police were quick to arrest the suspects as there was video evidence showing the babaric nature of the youths. Well, the same thing has happened again and this time in the oil city, Warri, Delta state.

The man was allegedly to have stolen a neck chain in one of the popular markets and the people who caught him felt the best way to go about the issue was by burning him to death. The faces of the muderers are shown in the video (but Youtube has pulled it down).

One thing is common in the two events, 1) They were accused of doing something against the law. 2) They were burnt to death.

I know some people would say this is the best way to go about issues like this because of their personal experience with people like this, but then again we are humans and not babaric, besides theres a reason why we have the police and the law. Let us put things in place to stop this from ever happening again.
http://m.naij.com/news/11511.html

1. Why is it that marriage this daγ̲s you won't see the bride crying as it use to be back in the years?

2. Why can't nairalanders be natural in creating α thread instead of copy and paste from other websites(d person wey put dat story wey Ų steal 2 paste for here na 2 head Im get ni)?

3. Why is it that other countries have maximum of two or three languages but only Nigeria have more than two hundred eh... Why?

4. Why is it that our past corrupt governors,ministers,commissioners,etc that have pending cases in courts are easily forgotten eg Bankole,Dariye and co and even soonest Farouk by Nigerians?

5. Why is it that ladies have more confidence in artificial hair than the natural hair that God gave them?

6. Why is it that Manchester United is the most hated club in England..haba,why?

7. Why is it that Man-U is tagged as manure, Arsenal/yansh-nal, Chelsea/chelshit, Liverpool/loserfool, Man City/manshitty eh?

8. Why is it that Seun has an issue with "garri".... Seun,why?

9. Why is blackberry users here on nairaland are being beefed by nokia people...(Abi moni ♑ reach una 2 buy ni)?

10. Why are old and un-sexy people are the ones casting news on nta?

11. Why is it the loud-mouthed,empty-vesseled nairalander Reno Omokri aka beaf is no more or hardly here..(Abi nemesis don catch am or Seun don ban am)?

12. Why is it that ugly faces are more brilliant than the opposite?

13. Why do we hold our head first when something shocking happens?

14. Why is Goodluck always setting up committees at every chance he gets...Abi Ebele ∂εm use am swear for u?

15. Why is it that when rain is falling at the same time,sun is shining,some people will say "elephant dey born pikin" huh?

16. Why is there so much jokes about "akpos" eh... Who be dis akpos sef?

17. Why is there no more tribal bashing on nairaland as before?

18. Why are women always saying "men are the same".... Abi Ų go say ur papa and ur bobo na d same dem b?

19. Why is that we don't kiss our partners passionately as oyinbo people dey do on the streets.... Who Ų dey shame for?

20. Why is it that after all the issues deliberated here affecting nigeria are not considered by our leaders? Abi government no no say nairaland dey exist?

Justice Theresa Igoche of the Makurdi High Court, on Tuesday sentenced two students, Vershima Kaachi and Akaazua Akpen, to death by firing squad for armed robbery.

The convicts were arrested on the eve of Christmas in 2007 for criminal conspiracy and armed robbery, contrary to Sections 5(b) and 1(2) of the Robbery and Firearms Act, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 1990.

In his testimony, the victim of the offence, Jonathan Usenge, told the court that five armed men came to his house, attacked and robbed him of some valuable items on that day.

He stated that the robbers collected his Nokia 1600 phone valued N12,700.00, two torch lights valued N350.00 and a sum of N16,500.

He said the convicts were armed with guns and a hacksaw, and that the clothes they wore on the day of the robbery, his stolen phone and the hacksaw were recovered from them during police investigation.

The prosecution called three witnesses while the accused persons testified for themselves and also called three witnesses.

In his submission, counsel to the convicts, Mr Cletus Ujah, argued that the prosecuting counsel had not proved the allegation against his clients beyond reasonable doubt.

Ujah insisted that the victim was inconsistent in his testimony, arguing that the prosecution's evidence could not be said to be overwhelming to nail his clients.

He further argued that the prosecution failed to tender the hacksaw claimed to have been recovered from his clients before the court which, he said, amounted to withholding evidence.

But the prosecuting counsel, Mr Obande Idikwu, argued that the prosecution had made a case to warrant the conviction of the accused persons.

Idikwu submitted that from the evidence, it could be deduced that there was an agreement to commit an illegal act, which was pursued to a logical conclusion.

Delivering judgment, Igoche held that the prosecution had proved its case against the convicts and found them guilty as charged.

In an allocutus, Ujah pleaded for leniency for the accused persons, pointing out that they were each the only sons of their parents and young boys with a promising future ahead of them, noting that they had no records of previous conviction and were looking very remorseful, and urged the court to temper justice with mercy.

But the judge said the punishment prescribed for offenders under Section 1(2) of the Robbery and Firearms Act was death by either hanging or firing squad, pointing out that it was subject to the governor's discretion. (NAN)

http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/latest-news/read.php?id=10381

Since 28 August 2012 when it was reported that Patience, the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan was flown to Germany for the treatment of an undisclosed ailment, the presidency has refused to give the nation a clear picture of what she is suffering from.

However, P.M.NEWS authoritatively gathered that Patience is being treated for cancer of the uterus at Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany.

Aso Rock's denial of information has only helped to fuel an industry of speculations about the president's wife, especially when she failed to show up with husband when he attended the 67th session of the UN General Assembly in New York, United States.

The online has been abuzz with all sorts of reports.

A recent one even claimed that Mrs. Jonathan was being treated for Parkinson disease. Earlier reports had it that Patience was operated upon for ruptured appendicitis at the German hospital.

Yet, there was another report that the surgical procedure on Mrs. Jonathan was to remove a potentially cancerous uterine fibroid.

There were also speculations that she had travelled to Dubai to have a procedure performed and returned to Nigeria where she developed complications which led to her sudden evacuation to Germany.

The cancer of the uterus ailment was shrouded in secrecy all this while by Aso Rock, thus engendering all sorts of speculations about what Patience is really suffering from.

The Presidency did not help matters as it refused to come clean on the actual ailment of Patience. All the stories Nigerians are getting from Aso Rock have been a web of lies about the fate of Patience. And this deepened speculations over the nature of sickness the wife of the President is suffering from.

Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe told State House Correspondents Tuesday when he was asked about the health of Patience that "ordinarily, I do not want to comment on this matter. Nigerians have gone through a lot of trauma in terms of leadership and death and ill luck and all that (in the past).

"Gen. Sani Abacha died in the Villa, Obasanjo's wife (Stella) died in the Villa, (President Umaru) Yar'Adua lost his life in the Villa.

"I think even if it is a suggestion that the wife of the President is sick, what I will expect Nigerians to feel is empathy, not probing, not questioning (about her health).

"Have we become so disenchanted with leadership as to believe that the leadership is inhuman? I believe that the First Lady is hale and hearty. I want to leave it like that."

P.M.NEWS learnt that the absence of the First Lady during various activities held to celebrate Nigeria's 52nd independence anniversary sparked fresh anxiety over her fate among her friends, family members and beneficiaries of her various activities.

Many of them who thought Mrs. Jonathan will be home for the independence celebrations were disappointed.

Horus: www.nairaland.com/attachments/845086_killer_jpgb7b955cabd8875e207010761d5410d28

Do you know this man?, is he One of the murderers?
Please help by giving informations to the Police

Who knows, maybe he is a nairalander

Dos wey say Йą Lagbaja, i say una don drink too much garri.... From the two pictures alone Ų can see the difference from the eyes... Lagbaja eyes large pass the impersonator!

Even though Kano State Governor, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, has reportedly suspended his attempt to probe Kano Emirate Council with the alleged intention of fulfilling his campaign promise of deposing the emir, it is now clear that the feud between him and Alhaji Ado Bayero has deepened rather than abated in recent times.

During the campaigns for his re-election last year the governor had used the slogan "SABON SARKI, SABON GWAMNA!" (i.e. "new governor, new emir!", the import of which he pledged to deliver to the father of one of his commissioners if he won the election.

Enquiries by 247ureports.com however revealed that the Kano state House of Assembly Committee on Local Governments and Chieftaincy Affairs which was ordered by the governor to embark on the dangerous mission aimed at gathering information from District Heads to prepare grounds for the probe of the finances of the Emirate Council, has suspended its tour of the 44 LGAs began several weeks ago.

Our correspondent gathered that the suspension was probably as a result of the exposure by our exclusive report on the clandestine move to remove the emir published on July 18th, 2012 which reportedly caused dismay in government circles.

Our own report was however based on an earlier report aired by the Hausa Service of Radio Germany in which there was an interview with the chairman of the committee, Hon. Alhaji Kabiru Rurum, who confirmed that the government was indeed planning to investigate the Emirate Council.

"His Excellency was so angry when he learned about your report that he relapsed into temporary madness, which is his usual behavior when he is angry or 'high', promising to punish any of his aides found to have spoken to the press on the issue," a reliable source said. The report, he added, appeared to have disoriented the governor so much that it was clear to all around him that he was going to engage a reverse gear.

However, unaware that Kwankwaso had changed his mind the Secretary to the State Government (SSG) enthusiastically obeyed an old directive by sending a query to the emir recently asking him to render account of how all the monies paid to the Emirate Council in the past nine years were spent.

"When the governor discovered that the SSG had sent the query letter without consulting him there was an altercation between the two of them that almost resulted in the latter resigning from his post," the source added.

The governor wanted the hostilities between him and the emir to cease because a few weeks earlier, at the end of this year's 30-day Ramadan fast the Emirate Council announced that the emir had suspended the annual colourful durbar undertaken to mark the Sallah festival.

Kwankwaso, who read the writing on the wall, was hit hard by the announcement as it was the first time a governor witnessed the total cancellation of the spectacle, including Hawan Nassarawa which entails paying a courtesy call on the governor, since it was began over 100 years ago in honour of the colonial Resident in Kano as the representative of the British monarchy.

Many people, like Kwankwaso, also viewed the suspension of the event as part of the feud between him and the emir as the council must have viewed the attempted probe with the seriousness it deserved, knowing that the same enquiry of the finances of the Kano Native Authority (NA), then under the emir, was used in 1963 by the Northern Regional government to depose the 11th emir of Kano, Alhaji (Sir) Muhammadu Sanusi.

Profoundly disturbed by the cancellation of the durbar, Kwankwaso was said to have been so ashamed by the turn of events that he could not bear to be in Kano and be the first governor to sit at home and watch a drab Sallah and therefore opted to fly out of town reportedly to Germany where he spent the Sallah holiday.

And now 247ureports.com has gathered authoritatively that the emir has politely asked Kwankwaso to remove his picture placed by the side of the governor's on the billboard erected at the Lodge Road/Alu Avenue roundabout in Nassarawa GRA, which is a publicity gimmick by the governor aimed at giving the false impression that all is well between him and the emir.

The highly respected Alhaji (Dr.) Ado Bayero, our source further revealed, wanted his picture removed because as a father to all Kano people irrespective of their political leanings his picture should not have been used on a political billboard to campaign for any of the political parties, "as this has never happened before," the source added.

However, just before filing in this report our correspondent went to the spot and confirmed that the picture of the emir was yet to be removed from the billboard even though the request was said to have been sent to the government about two weeks ago.

All attempts by our correspondent to get the response of the government's spokesmen in order to get their side of the story proved abortive as neither the Commissioner for Information nor the Director of Press picked calls to their cell phones.

Culled from 247UREPORTS
http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/latest-news/read.php?id=10009

*And even though we still need independence from our corrupt leaders,we will celebrate.
*Even though our nation is 52 today but still has the mental age of a 30 year old,we will celebrate.
*Even though our right to pick the kind of leaders we want through casting our votes and making them count has always been denied us,we will celebrate.
*Even though it is glaring that the people who should,do not care about us. And even as the gap between the rich and poor keeps widening, with little or nothing done to bridge this gap. Even as majority of us wallow in poverty while a very small percentage live in affluence,we are known for suffering and smiling;we have been dubbed the happiest people on earth with zero tolerance for suicide. So,why wont we celebrate?
*Even though people in the corridors of power do next to nothing to put us through,we strive on our own, through our hard work,perseverance and "e go beta" attitude. Yes,we will celebrate!
*As topsy-turvy as our nation seems and always seemingly being on the brink of collapsing but not doing so,there are still those of us that,if we had to do it all over again, we will still be Nigerian. If that isn't enough reason to celebrate,I wonder what is.
*With over 200 languages and cultures,we still manage to live amicably albeit the occasional crises here and there. And even though sometimes our different modes of worship makes us disagree,these same differences are what brings us closer.
And this is why we must celebrate: our unity in diversity, our resilience,hardwork and togetherness as a people.
Happy Independence fellow Nigerian!

Beaf: --Fool seeks notice. . . Beaf ignores fool --

Ų again? I thought Ų are dead!

We Nigerians and our leaders are behaving as if we never had a First Lady. If successive Nigerian leaders have been breaking the law by running their wives' offices with public funds that were not provided for in the Constitution, then the affairs of their wives cannot be treated as the private affairs of the presidents; they have become public property.
So, why would President Jonathan be pretending that the fate and welfare of Dame Patience Jonathan is his private affair and that the nation is not entitled to know her state and whereabouts? For the very last time, President Jonathan, where is our First Lady?

toshmann: Hoi-Hoi-Hoi-Hoi I laugh in Swahili. God don punish all them bomboclaats wey win Liverpool for anfield this season.
Including those wey use wuru wuru penalty against a ten man team.

YNWA

YNWA.....
You Never Win Anything

ManU till i expire

If ∂εγ̲ can score 2, why can't we score 5! After αℓℓ, ∂εγ̲ r in our stadium

Evra and Nani are bad debts in ∂is game

Game over! I blame Fagie if we should lose ∂is game!

How much is Nani worth again?! ∂at fella is frustrating mε here

The Brazilian National Bishops Confederation (CNBB)
has criticised Placar magazine for bearing a
photograph of Neymar being crucified in the same
way as Jesus Christ.
Placar, which has become one of the most successful
sports publications in Brazil since its inception in
1970, were using the picture as a metaphor to
highlight the criticism the star had been coming
under for supposedly diving too often.
In a letter, signed by CNBB president Cardinal
Raymundo Damasceno Assis and general secretary
Dom Leonardo Ulrich Steiner and posted on the
organisation's website, the publication came under
fire for "showing disdain towards people's feelings".
"The Brazilian National Bishops Confederation states
that it feels severely outraged with the [photo]
montage that is is the cover of a sports magazine,
where the image of Jesus Christ is seen with the face
of a football player," read the statement.
"We acknowledge freedom of speech as a
fundamental principle of our state and [see it as
necessary for] democratic co-existence, however,
there are known limits for such.
"To ridiculise faith and show disdain towards peoples'
religious feelings by using the disrespectful use of
the image of Jesus suggests manipulation and use of
editorial resources as a means for commercial ends.
"The magazine has shown itself as being insensitive
to the recent context of deplorable violence caused
by the inadequate use of religious images and, with
that, has made a bad contribution towards a
consolidation of respectful co-existence between
different beliefs.
"This [photo] montage uses the image of Jesus in an
explicit manner, even if the magazine director denied
this evident fact.
"This is a clear lack of respect that offends the most
sacred image for Christians and updates, in a
hazardous manner, the well-known resource of
gaining attention by provocation."
An online petition has now been launched against
Placar's use of the image of Neymar as Jesus Christ,
which has gained over 7,000 signatures since its
manifestation.

www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2557/news/2012/09/28/3410825/bishops-severely-outraged-by-neymar-representation-of-jesus

Nigerian Musician David Adeleke popularly known as DAVIDO just bought his first house. The mansion was originally advertised for N140 Million on the market.

The house is close to his dad's house, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise since he's still "omo baba olowo"

And up north are not experiencing this....

FOR two years, Osakpolor Igbinosa, the Oriowon,
Edo State born Material Security Officer attached to
the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting
Company, NSPMC, with its head office in Victoria
Island, Lagos, had basked in the euphoria of
stealing printed naira notes from his company
without being caught.

With the proceeds of his criminality, Osakpolor had
bought a Pathfinder Jeep and built a state of the art
bungalow at his home town and lived above his
income to the consternation of his colleagues. As a
security officer he carried out his nefarious deal
without a tincture of suspicion.
He searched other staff while closing for the day’s
job; but right under his sucks and pants were a few
naira notes masterly tucked in.
Lucrative business

But like the age-long aphorism which says ‘every
day for the thief, one day for the owner,’ the 43
year-old secondary school graduate and father of
four is presently telling the police the story of his
life as his hitherto ‘lucrative business’ has spelt his
doom.

Though Osakpolor had as usual succeeded in
meandering through the highly secured NSPMC
gate with his loot, the long arm of the law caught
up with him while attempting to exchange some of
the stolen naira notes for the US Dollars
somewhere in the suburbs of Ikorodu, Lagos.
Betraying emotions while narrating how he was
beaten to his act, Igbinosa who was clad in a pair of
jeans trousers, a stripe long sleeve shirt and
leather sandal to match said: “I know my game is
up, all I need now is mercy of God because of my
wife and four children.

“I want to correct one impression that I belong to a
syndicate who specialize in printing fake naira
notes. I am not. I am a staff of NSPMC, a material
security officer; anybody can go and find out. My
staff number is MSC/4503. Others said I printed the
notes by myself, that is a lie. What happened is
that I normally steal some of the notes that have no
security numbers on them from my company and
outside, I would exchange them for the genuine old
ones.

“I have been doing it; most Nigerians are not
conscious of the numbers. When they see crispy
notes, they will readily jump on them. So, that is
what I have been doing since 2010. In 2010, I stole
for two weeks consecutively and made big money; I
can’t tell you the amount now. And I have been
spending the money without anybody knowing.
With it, I bought my Pathfinder jeep and built my
house.

“In 2011, I did not steal much because there was a
new security head who was not friendly at all. But
this year, 2012, he was redeployed to another
section and that gave me the leverage to start
again. I have been doing it since this year and I felt
it was time I traveled outside the country.
The ones that the police recovered from me were
the last ones I wanted to dispose of before the
Mallam at the place I normally do my exchange
discovered. I do not know how they got me this
time around but I think it was God that wanted to
expose me.

“What I want you people to do for me is to beg the
police to have mercy on me not for my sake but for
the sake of my wife and four children. They did not
know how I got the money with which they fed. Let
them leave me so that I can repent, serve God and
live a good life.”
But the Police through its public relations officer,
DSP Ngozi Braide, said no matter how pathetic and
convincing his tale of criminality may sound, the
law will have to take its full course. She said “On
September 19, 2012 at about 4.00pm.
Business of exchange
She said: “One Abdulraham Abdullahi of Benson
Plaza Ikorodu alerted police men attached to
Shagamu road that one Osakpolor Igbinosa of the
Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company
located on Victoria Island with staff number
MSC./4503 transacted a business of exchange of
nine hundred naira for three thousand US Dollars.
During the transaction, the said nine hundred
thousand naira was discovered to be fake because
the notes do not have security/minting numbers.
The suspect was promptly arrested by the Police
and during interrogation, he confessed being a
security man attached to the NSPMC and that he
stole the nine hundred thousand counterfeit money
from the office.

He further stated that he had been stealing the
counterfeit money since 2010 and bought a Nissan
Pathfinder Jeep with registration number KRD
480AE from the illegal business. He even
attempted to bribe the police who came to effect
his arrest with the sum of N300, 000 but the offer
was turned down.”

The Police image maker further stated that a total
of N320,000 genuine money was recovered from
him adding that he would soon be charged to court
under the relevant section of the law.

www.vanguardngr.com/2012/09/games-up-for-nigerian-printing-minting-staff-for-stealing-printed-naira-notes/

boobfan: I know about the guy, he acted that way because of the normal brainwashing and financial enticements the islamic religion promises anyone before conversion.I lived almost all my life in Akim Asene Oda Ghana and can tell you that we have high populations of muslims that are like the hausas in the Northern region. A typical example is ASARI DOKUBO from Niger-Delta in Nigeria, who after brainwash was converted to Islam and was behind the Terrorist attacks in Niger-Delta because of his Islamic study and association with Mohammed Yusuf the slain Boko Haram Leader. Christians can never fight or kill anyone because Jesus is mocked but the fanatic nature of Islam and belief that they can fight for Allah's cause and get rewarded with sex with 72 virgins in Al juana breeds violence in the society today.Take it or leave it!

U r funny... Say hi 2 ur mom 4 me.

Austine.E:
...does it make any difference if the guys are from Ghana or Nigeria,one thing for sure is that they are muslims!Christians as we know,will nt lift there hands against anybody or any form of protest cos we know,'the battle is the lord',nt for us to do!come to think of it,the man that made the blasphemous video of Mohammed,is from Egypt a muslim country!

Dos ∂is name "Kwabina Daniels alias Popkon Sika-one" sounds like α muslim? He might also be α pegan or don't you think so?

emmke: God of football don tire with manure cheating. E be like say na to miss penalties get them this season.

And what are you doing still up... Is it not time to go to bed? Your mom will be angry!

Stupid Nani