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berem: weneva i drive my koboko is always with me to flog any careless driver who crosses my path! weneva i drive my koboko is always with me to flog any careless driver who crosses my path!

LIER!

I tink dis is d scene

Below are the vows made by Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan since he came to power:

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JONATHAN Vows to Contain Jos Crisis

(AllAfrica, Jan 19, 2010) Jonathan vows to consolidate the gains of the [Niger Delta] amnesty

(CNIELTS, February 15, 2010) Nigeria’s president Goodluck Jonathan vows to hold clean elections

[Christian Science Monitor, April 13, 2010]

New Nigerian President Vows Electoral Reform Before Next Year’s Vote

[Voice of America, May 07, 2010] “…Our total commitment to good governance, electoral reform, and the fight against corruption will be pursued with greater vigor.”

Jonathan Vows to Tackle Erosion in South East

[AllAfrica, 24 February 2011]

Jonathan Vows to Prosecute Those Behind Violence

[AllAfrica, Apr 15, 2011]

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace

[AFP, April 19, 2012]

Jonathan vows ‘major changes’ for Nigeria

[Dailymotion, April 20, 2011.

Jonathan Vows to Return Nation to Order

[Vanguard, 21 April 2011.

Nigeria: President Jonathan vows to address falling education standard

[West African Democracy Radio, May 18, 2011]

Nigerian President Vows to Strengthen Democratic Rule

[Voice of America, May 30, 2011]

Corruption: No more sacred cows, Jonathan vows

[Vanguard, July 26, 2011]; would rid the nation’s procurement process of all forms of corruption, he said at the fourth National Procurement Forum.

Nigerian president vows to bring terrorism under control, go after group that bombed U.N. building

[Associated Press, August 27, 2011]

UN Building Bombing – Jonathan Vows to Track Down Bombers

[Daily Trust, August 28, 2011]

Jonathan Vows To Crush Terror Groups, Says Sponsors of Terror groups now unveiled

[Nigeria Tribune, September 23, 2011]

Jonathan vows to fix public institutions, Says strong institutions recipe for Nigeria’s Greatness

(The Sun, Sep 28, 2011]

President Jonathan Vows to Combat Security as Nigeria Celebrates its 51st Independence Day

[IQ4News, October 1, 2011...

Jonathan Vows to get bombers

(Vanguard, October 2, 2010); "It is a wicked independence anniversary gift."

President Jonathan vows war on crime, saying he had put in place a new national security strategy,

[Africa Review, October 2, 2011]

Jonathan vows war on crime as Nigeria turns 51

[Africa Review, October 3, 2011]

As Boko Haram changes gear, Mars Eid-El-Kabir celebrations in North, Jonathan vows to protect Nigerians

[National Daily Newspaper, November 6, 2011]

Christmas carnage in Nigeria, Nigeria’s president vows to bring those responsible to justice

[CNN, December 25, 2011]

President Jonathan Vows To Exterminate Boko Haram

[blanknewsonline, December 26, 2011]

Jonathan vows to “crush terrorists”

[Reuters, Dec 31, 2011]who set off a series of bombs across Nigeria on Christmas Day. “We assure Nigerians that we will protect them.We will crush the terrorists. If there are institutions … which are harbouring terrorists, we will deal with them.”

Jonathan vows to protect Nigerians

[National Daily], November 6, 2011

Jonathan vows vengeance; to “crush the terrorists” who set off a series of bombs across Nigeria on Christmas Day

[Mail & Guardian, South Africa, Dec 31, 2011]

..it’s fight to the finish, Jonathan vows [The Punch, January 1, 2012]. he would not spare any effort aimed at fighting the sect, which he described as a “group of evil-minded people,” to the end.

Jonathan vows to work for the welfare and well being of all Nigerians

[Newsdiary, January 16, 2012]

Jonathan Vows to Check Destabilisation Plot

[ThisDay, January 17, 2012]

We’ll wipe out Boko Haram – Jonathan

[The Punch, January 23, 2012]; vowed in Kano the federal government would soon wipe out the dreaded Boko Haram

Jonathan vows stronger relations between Nigeria and Ethiopia

[Channels TV, Jan 31, 2012]

Jonathan vows to increase petrol refining capacity

[The Moment, February 3, 2012]

Jonathan vows to sack appointees over 2015 campaign

[ThisDay, Feb 21, 2012]

Jonathan vows justice

[The Nation, January 23, 2012]

Jonathan vows to replicate Asian Tiger feat in Nigeria

[Channels TV, March 26, 2012]

Revenge attacks follow Nigeria church blast, Goodluck Jonathan…vows “to end the spate of mindless attacks and killings”

Al Jazeera (12 March 2012]

Jonathan vows to fast-track power masterplan

(News Diary Online, March 26, 2012].

Jonathan Vows To End Boko Haram Menace In June

[March 28, 2012, Yonhap News Agency, South Korea]

Jonathan vows to end culture of favouritism

(Premium Times, April 12, 2012 ): “You don’t have to know somebody who knows somebody before you can be given any high office to serve in the new direction we want to chart for the country.”

I will deal with Boko Haram, Jonathan vows

[Apr 13, 2012]

Jonathan to sack heads of MDAs for distorting 2012 budget

[Premium Times, April 13, 2012]

Jonathan vows “to sack heads of departments and parastatals indicted for lobbying members of the National Assembly for upward review of their budget

(The Nation, April 14, 2012)

Jonathan vows to correct structural defects in education

[Vanguard, April 15, 2012 ), lamenting that the defects in the system were responsible for the failure of children.

Jonathan vows to end Boko Haram menace

[AFP News, April 19, 2012], “security situation in Nigeria is not as gloomy as it is painted and the government “is working very hard and that we’ll bring this under control.”

Jonathan vows to eradicate polio by 2015

(Channels Television, April 24, 2012): “One thing I promise the Nigerian child, and also the Nigerian father and mother is that if we cannot solve all the health problems in this country now, one thing this present administration is committed to is to eradicate polio by 2015″.

Fuel Subsidy report: Presidency vows to bring culprits to book

[The Punch, April 26, 2012]…would punish all those found culpable in the N1.07tn fuel subsidy scam.

Jonathan Vows To Punish Oil Thieves

[Nigerian Pilot, April 26, 2012]

President Goodluck Jonathan has vowed that his administration will not shield any corrupt person from investigation or prosecution by the anti-graft agencies in the country.

Self service huh Goldie.....!

igosee: Relocate to your village or leave Nigeria shore asap, when things settled, then you come back

Guy na u try pass,see us dey run face border na...
I just hope they won't bomb nairaland for us?!

Please where is the safest place to be in nigeria?
My two weeks old son cannot witness all this calamity that is happening!

Baba_O: Let Allah proof itself to destroy every representation of boko haram and perish all Islamic organizations that are disturbing the peace of innocent souls in Nigeria and world wide. Thence it will be known he's a God of peace and worthy of worshiping and emulation

U must b a disgrace 2 ur
entire family and friends...
U ought 2 b ashamed of urself for makin such comments!!!

Baba_O: Let Allah proof itself to destroy every representation of boko haram and perish all Islamic organizations that are disturbing the peace of innocent souls in Nigeria and world wide. Thence it will be known he's a God of peace and worthy of worshiping and emulation

U must b a disgrace 2 u entire family and friends...
U ought 2 b ashamed of urself for makin such comments!!!

buzor: Allah?

Shut up there, is it not ur allah that instructed them thru his messenger(mohamed) to do som

In summary

Islam sucks

Then since u knw it is Allah dt instructed dem 2 do wot dey r doin,why are u complainin?Since we all knw dat 'Allah' accordin 2 Islam,it means God!
And God is watchin and only HE knws d rison why HE allow such tins 2b happenin!
Nobody is happy wit wot BH are doin,cos dey dnt spear evn d muslims too.And u cnt tell me it is only d xtains dt r in Uni-Ilorin!
I tink if u cn,ask God on why he is allowin such evil tins 2 b happenin 2 us AND why is HE allowin Boko 2 b successful in der missions! Nobody is above God(Allah,Chineke,Olorun,and woteva d rest of u dat call God in ur language)

eseosa77: Wetin those actresses see for edo state boys body?dem no wan gree marry from other state.just wait,anothere one comming soon.

Ur name sounds edoish... Edo boys na d correctest mehns in dis ogba na...
Minwhile,y most of una dey beef d YO na?
Na ha fault she marry 4 paris?Abeg mek una kip una BB(bad belle)to una sefs o.. If e dey pain una,mek una cry lagoon na!

WHITE COUGARS ARE SERIOUSLY INVADING
NIGERIA!!!
In the last 3 months,we've read or heard weird stories
about 4 different Nigerian young men in their 20s that
got married to white women in their 60s and 70s.Those
ones are the ones we heard about because such bizarre
weddings have taken place without the media being
abuzz with the News.
The truth about the whole ceaseless white cougars'
invasion is that these bunch of sexually insatiable white
Grandmothers(OR WHAT DO I CALL IT?) have found
out that most young Nigerian guys feel very vulnerable
in Nigeria.A Country that has more or less nothing to
offer young people.The vulnerability in question is a
result of fear of being seen as a failure when he feels the
Nigerian system will not offer anything good.He sure
has to resort to finding ways out or a way out of Nigeria
entirely! He also knows that visa issuance is not easy for
some people like him to receive;so if marriage with the
available white cougar would be a solution,the
HELPLESS boy would readily grab her with both
hands!
Another factor is this...... The old widows or divorcees
that are searching for love or intimacy gadgets have seen that
Nigeria is a fertile ground to cultivate their weirdness
so they exploit the naive or desperate Nigerian
boys.These boys feel they are smart but the truth is that
the 'USE GAME' is mutual! The white cougars use the
Nigerian 'stallions' to quench their sexual inferno while
the Nigerian 'stallions' use them to escape the 'hard-
knock' life in Nigeria and hope that one day&quite
soon,she would die&leave her money for him,then he'll
re-marry the real woman of his dreams after he has
gotten the much desired U.S Green Card.
As funny&weird as these cougar marriage stories keep
emerging, It is quite sad for the single ladies because
most Nigerian single ladies are seriously searching for
husbands while those very ugly&wrinkled cougars from
Europe&America are snatching our Nigerian vibrant
stallions away with the attraction of the Western
greener pastures! I will NEITHER 'talk down' to those
boys that marry their Grandmothers' mates from
Europe&America, NOR encourage this because many
young Nigerian men are living hopelessly&helplessly!
They are just existing for the sake of it
because the situation in Nigeria is just pathetic! Some
might argue that most of them are lazy&that's why they
want a quick way out but that's a wrong assertion!
Most Nigerian lads work real hard everyday but end up
having STONES for dinner because the system is so bad
that in many situations,A young man gets nothing after
all his efforts&sufferings! With situations like this when
his back is against the wall,what does he do when an
opportunity to escape the jungle Nigeria comes his way
on a silver platter?
The blame for this decadence is our system... The
Government... The society and family pressure... If
not,with all the gorgeous single women scattered all
over Nigeria,those white cougars won't be beating them
to the game of gradually taking away the young men in
Nigeria!
On a lighter note,THIS IS A WEIRD SITUATION
SO,I'D GIVE A WEIRD ADVICE AS ONE OF THE
SOLUTIONS TO IT:
Nigerian Single Ladies Should Collectively Set Up A
Team Of Fierce And Mean Ladies That Would Be
Assigned As Their WATCHDOGS At The Ikoyi Registry
In Lagos So That Any Other Time Another 60+yr old
White Cougar Makes An Attempt To Take Away A
Nigerian 20+yr old boy,She Would Be Given The
Beating Of Her Life By Nigerian SINGLE
LADIES...LoL!!! when she gets home,she'll warn her
fellow old sisters not to try Nigeria again because
Nigerian women are now out to stop their future
husbands from being taken away.If not more boys
would follow that lead&run away! LoL!

Haha, una no go fit leave dem because dem cari juju hold una dwn....

Infact I cheated on her yesterday,and it felt sooooooo good that am looking foward to do it again and again I MUST

lacasa: My qtn is, how them find out say na FULANI HERDSMEN?v

Na dead body tell vanguard?

i no lie,na u get sense pass 4 dis thread head!

Haba! Non of u said anytin gud abt 9ja police...dats too harsh and its nt fair na. And am hoping to join dem afta my graduation frm skol o. Na so una go dey use insult join me wit dem? Na nairalander i b o...una broda. U guys shd kip prayin 4 dem..dat ol dey (we) need!

well i dont know about oda netwrks bt etisalat sent me dis text message som hours ago..... ''Calls have NOW dropped to 20k/s to any network in 9ja,US,UK landlines, Canada, China& India. Also get 20 Free SMS to etisalat lines/day.Dial*320*1#.Cost N25/day''.

violent: Why walk away when you can make good profit by selling the wood?

dats back-stabbing!

@Beaf..haha..it is so obvious you are depressed today and you are lashing members here...anyways,me dont have that time matey! I can imagine the blue-black vains that are standing out of your forehead as you think on how to pour out your depression! You can reply me cos i know you will...am signing out of here for the night tho.Am watching an intresting movie here... ''the skin i live in by antonio banderess''..you should watch it,its intresting!

@Beaf....,In as much you have answers to evryone here,you irritate me with them! You should have somtin productive to channel you time into....
@All....,I rarely comment here, i cant help bt chip in somting to contribute to this bashing that you are giving to each other....Sad Dumbed-down Nigerians fighting
each other along tribal and religious
divides just as they have been
brainwashed and programmed to do by
the ruling elite. Sad Nigerians never learn.
The few cannot control the many. They manipulate the many to control
themselves. Classical Hegelian Dialectic -
always works on ignoramuses. Keep
fighting along Ibo/Yoruba/Hausa/Ijaw/
Niger-Delta/Christian/Muslim/Orthodox/
protestant/pentecostal NW/SS/SW/SE divides and see if it gets any of us out of
all the hardship and slavery that has been
imposed on us by the ruling elite, thanks
to our ignorance. These guys are sucking
us dry at the top and here we are fighting
each other. Until we open our eyes and break out of this religious/ethnic/
regional divide-and-conquer control grid,
we will forever remain slaves to the ruling
elite.

@Beaf....,In as much you have answers to evryone here,you irritate me with them! You should have somtin productive to channel you time into....
@All....,I rarely comment here, i cant help bt chip in somting to contribute to this bashing that you are giving to each other....Sad Dumbed-down Nigerians fighting
each other along tribal and religious
divides just as they have been
brainwashed and programmed to do by
the ruling elite. Sad Nigerians never learn.
The few cannot control the many. They manipulate the many to control
themselves. Classical Hegelian Dialectic -
always works on ignoramuses. Keep
fighting along Ibo/Yoruba/Hausa/Ijaw/
Niger-Delta/Christian/Muslim/Orthodox/
protestant/pentecostal NW/SS/SW/SE divides and see if it gets any of us out of
all the hardship and slavery that has been
imposed on us by the ruling elite, thanks
to our ignorance. These guys are sucking
us dry at the top and here we are fighting
each other. Until we open our eyes and break out of this religious/ethnic/
regional divide-and-conquer control grid,
we will forever remain slaves to the ruling
elite.

@Beaf....,In as much you have answers to evryone here,you irritate me with them! You should have somtin productive to channel you time into....
@All....,I rarely comment here, i cant help bt chip in somting to contribute to this bashing that you are giving to each other....Sad Dumbed-down Nigerians fighting
each other along tribal and religious
divides just as they have been
brainwashed and programmed to do by
the ruling elite. Sad Nigerians never learn.
The few cannot control the many. They manipulate the many to control
themselves. Classical Hegelian Dialectic -
always works on ignoramuses. Keep
fighting along Ibo/Yoruba/Hausa/Ijaw/
Niger-Delta/Christian/Muslim/Orthodox/
protestant/pentecostal NW/SS/SW/SE divides and see if it gets any of us out of
all the hardship and slavery that has been
imposed on us by the ruling elite, thanks
to our ignorance. These guys are sucking
us dry at the top and here we are fighting
each other. Until we open our eyes and break out of this religious/ethnic/
regional divide-and-conquer control grid,
we will forever remain slaves to the ruling
elite.

D man get choice? If Boko Haram name u as there spoke-person,can u say no? Say NO na if dem no nack u one time! Fear of dem alone may force sombody 2 agree to der request! If una government cannot fight dem,is it d sheik dat wil fight by not agreeing 2 dem..abeg mek una use una teeth count una tongue oo.

Bash Ali, world greatest !!!

hahaha matey, There is only one Jack Sparrow and that's Jonny Depp(my mans). I just finished watching pirate part 4. I can watch that movie a thousand times over and over again!
Infact,permit me to start from part one again.

Just hang them all, they are criminals. Too many criminals
in the goverment.

Any administration that borrows peter to pay paul,will forever be at the mercy of paul. My fear is that soon Nigerians will import toxic wastes and dead bodies, they will even borrow for the 5th generation to pay back. I think an average Nigerian leader should undergo IQ test,to ascertain his fitness to take up responsibilities. Pls Nigerian leaders need a pendulum clock and a compass. This is both for direction and speed.