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You’re living in the age of the Internet. Your religion will be mocked, and the mockery will find its way to you. Get over it.

If you don’t, what’s happening this week will happen again and again. A couple of idiots with a video camera and an Internet connection will trigger riots across the globe. They’ll bait you into killing one another.

Stop it. Stop following their script.

Today, fury, violence, and bloodshed are consuming the Muslim world. Why? Because a bank fraud artist in California offered people $75 a day to come to his house and act out scenes that ostensibly had nothing to do with Islam. Then he replaced the audio, putting words in the actors’ mouths, and stitched together the scenes to make an absurdly bad movie ridiculing the Prophet Mohammed. He put out flyers to promote the movie. Nobody—literally nobody—came to watch it.

He posted a 14-minute video excerpt of the movie on YouTube, but hardly anyone noticed. Then, a week ago, an anti-Muslim activist in Virginia reposted the video with an Arabic translation and sent the link to activists and journalists in Egypt. An Egyptian TV show aired part of the video. An Egyptian politician denounced it. Clerics sounded the alarm. Through Facebook and Twitter, protesters were mobilized to descend on the U.S. embassy in Cairo. The uprising spread. The U.S. ambassador to Libya has been killed, and violence has engulfed other countries.

When the protests broke out, the guy who made the movie claimed to be an Israeli Jew funded by other Jews. That turned out be a lie. Now he says he’s a Coptic Christian, even though Coptic Christian leaders in Egypt and the United States despise the movie and want nothing to do with him. Another guy who helped make the movie claims to be a Buddhist. The movie was made in the United States, yet Sudanese mobs have attacked British and German embassies. Some Egyptians targeted the Dutch embassy, mistakenly thinking the Netherlands was behind the movie. Everyone’s looking for a group to blame and attack.

The men behind the movie said it would expose Islam as a violent religion. Now they’re pointing to the riots as proof. Muslims are “pre-programmed” to rage and kill, says the movie’s promoter. “Islam is a cancer,” says the director. According to the distributor, “The violence that it caused in Egypt is further evidence of how violent the religion and people are and it is evidence that everything in the film is factual.”

Congratulations, rioters. You followed the script perfectly. You did the propagandists’ work for them.

And the provocations won’t end here. Laws and censors won’t protect you from them. Liberal democracies allow freedom of expression. Our leaders and people condemn garbage like this video, but we don’t censor it. Even if we did, the diffusion of media technology makes suppression impossible. The director of this movie was forbidden, under his bank-fraud probation rules, from using computers or the Internet without approval. That didn’t stop him. Nor did it stop the Arabic-language distributor from reposting the video and disseminating it abroad.

Online propaganda is speech. But it’s also part of the global rise of lethal empowerment. It’s easier than ever to kill people. In Muslim countries, mass murderers favor bombs. In the United States, they prefer guns. In Japan, they’ve tried sarin nerve gas. The Oklahoma City bomber used fertilizer. The Sept. 11 hijackers used box cutters and passenger planes. Then came the letters filled with anthrax.

Derision is that much harder to control. The spread of digital technology and Internet bandwidth makes it possible to reach every corner of the globe almost instantly with homemade video defaming any faith tradition. It can become an incendiary weapon. But it has a weakness: It depends on you. You’re the detonator. If you don’t cooperate, the bomb doesn’t explode.

This isn’t just a Muslim problem, though that’s been the pattern lately. On YouTube, you can find videos insulting every religion on the planet: Jews, Christians, Hindus, Catholics, Mormons, Buddhists, and more. Some clips are ironic. Others are simply disgusting. Many were posted to bait one group into fighting another. The baiters are indiscriminate. The promoter of the Mohammed movie founded a group that also protests at Mormon temples.

The hatred and bloodshed will go on until you stop taking the bait. Mockery of your prophet on a computer with an Internet address somewhere in the world can no longer be your master. Nor can the puppet clerics who tell you to respond with violence. Lay down your stones and your anger. Go home and pray. God is too great to be troubled by the insults of fools. Follow Him.

Reports making the round in the Spanish media circle after former coach of Barcelona Pep Guardiola missed the elite UEFA Coaches forum and coincidentally or not Manchester United's manager Sir Alex Ferguson was also missing from the forum only for both men to be sighted together in New York probably in talks over the former Barca manager's possibility of taking over the torch from Sir Alex at the end of 2012.

An issue that has generated so much debate amongst fans of the Red Devils' and pundits alike for the better part of the last decade, and it seems as though the question of who will be the next Manchester United manager may finally be answered.

Of course, we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves too much here. Yes, the fact that these two managers skipped the Forum to have private talks on a completely different continent is somewhat intriguing, but after all, these two men are friends away from the pitch.

Who's to say that they hadn't had this friendly catch-up planned for a while and didn't want to postpone it any further, despite it clashing with UEFA's annual event.

What is really driving the rumours is the fact that Guardiola-along with Jose Mourinho-has been one of the breakaway favourites to take on the United job for a long time now.

When the former Barca man stepped down and announced that he would be taking a year off from football, those suspicions were only heightened.

It has been spoken about in whispers this summer that the current Premier League season may be the final one for the great Sir Alex Ferguson in being charge of Manchester United.

This, coinciding with Guardiola's year-long break, now followed by a "coincidental" meeting in America, will only continue to fuel the rumours of the Spaniard's possible arrival at Old Trafford next summer.

Nothing is confirmed yet by any means, but perhaps United's future post-Fergie is slowly starting to reveal itself.
http://m.naij.com/news/7977.html

May Allah bless you for wrting this,may he bless us too for reading it.... May Allah grant us his mercies,bless us with his blessings so we can achieve multiple success and forgives us of our wrong deeds

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.[b]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.[/b]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years
& I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job
today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new
pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went
straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You
don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years,
although a good man is a far cry from what you've
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining & griping Too bad that
doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut
last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was
'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I
prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work
it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But
when I got home you were gone.. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.

Kanye West's new album's track list leaked online yesterday, Friday August 31st, and D'Banj was featured in the long awaited Cruel Summer compilation album.



G.O.O.D. Music - Cruel Summer Tracklist:

1. To The World (Feat. Kanye West & R. Kelly)

2. Clique (Feat. Kanye West, Jay-Z & Big Sean)

3. Mercy (Feat. Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz)

4. New God Flow (Feat. Kanye West, Pusha T & Ghostface Killah)

5. The Morning (Feat. Raekwon, Pusha T, Common, 2 Chainz, CyHi The Prynce, Kid Cudi & D'Banj)



6. Cold (Feat. Kanye West & DJ Khaled)

7. Higher (Feat. The-Dream, Pusha T & Ma$e)

8. Sin City (Feat. John Legend, Travi$ Scott, Teyana Taylor, CyHi The Prynce & Malik Yusef)

9. The One (Feat. Kanye West, Big Sean, 2 Chainz & Marsha Ambrosius)

10. Creepers (Feat. Kid Cudi)

11. Bliss (Feat. John Legend & Teyana Taylor)

12. I Don't Like (Feat. Kanye West, Chief Keef, Pusha T, Big Sean & Jadakiss)

Mynd_44: I hope the OP got banned. Did he really expect anyone to read this nonsense through?

Why should the OP be banned? Even Seun is cramming this points so he could put them to practice.

No.1 - Run with her on the beach.
No.2 - Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
No.3 - Never talk about other girls infront of her.
No.4 - Learn to play the guitar for her.
No.5 - Comfort her when she’s scared.
No.6 - Watch the sunset with her.
No.7 - If she can’t sleep, read her a bedtime story.
No.8 - If you get in a fight with her and she starts
crying, just stop and hold her.
No.9 - Never force her to do anything.
No.10 - Call her beautiful, especially when she least
expects it.
No.11 - Never let her walk home alone.
No.12 - Play with her hair when she’s laying on your
chest.
No.13 - Always make the first move.
No.14 - Never lie to her, she’ll find out.
No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
No.16 - Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice
is. ..she’ll like it.
No.17 - When she’s fighting with someone, defend her
even when you don’t think she’s right.
No.18 - Accept her for who she is.
No.19 - Call her beautiful instead of hot nor sexy.
No.20 - Don’t let go first during a hug.
No.21 - Tell her if she has something in her hair.
No.22 - Tell her you love her before she sleeps every
night.
No.23 - Never go through her messages.
No.24 - Making her look bad infront of your friends will
make you look bad, too.
No.25 - Always have her back.
No.26 - Kiss her in the rain.
No.27 - Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
No.28 - Stay on the call with her even if she fell
asleep.
No.29 - Let her fall asleep in your arms.
No.30 - Give her piggyback rides.
No.31 - Call her babe.
No.32 - Apologize when you’re wrong.
No.33 - Always open the door for her.
No.34 - b00bs or butts doesn’t matter.
No.35 - Notice the little things.
No.36 - Give her flowers.
No.37 - Good hygiene is a must.
No.38 - Be confident.
No.39 - Don’t swear.
No.40 - Carry things for her.
No.41 - Always be the stronger one.
No.42 - Pay for dinner.
No.43 - Hold her chair.
No.44 - Be a good listener.
No.45 - Don’t brag.
No.46 - Compliment her.
No.47 - Don’t use her.
No.48 - Respect her.
No.49 - Perform random acts of kindness.
No.50 - Never take her for granted.
No.51 - Give her breakfast in bed.
No.52 - Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
No.53 - Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
No.54 - She’s more important than video games.
No.55 - Don’t make a promise if you’re going to break
it.
No.56 - If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
No.57 - She should have three things from you; your
sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
No.58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
No.59 - If they complain that something hurts, rub it
for them without being asked.
No.60 - Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
No.61 - Hug her from the back.
No.62 - Never insult her, even if you’re joking around.
No.63 - Never miss a date.
No.64 - Try your best to get her something on your
vacation. (it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as
it’s from the heart)
No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for
you. (it will mean the world to her)
No.66 - Never ask her to buy you things.
No.67 - If you love her, show her, not your friends.
No.68 - Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick
flicks. (you might even like it)
No.69 - When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
No.70 - Reply her texts.
No.71 - Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
No.72 - Never be late for a date.
No.73 - Unexpected surprises.
No.74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the
blame even if she’s wrong.
No.75 - Listen to what she has to say.
No.76 - If you know she loves you, don’t play with her
emotions and take advantage of it.
No.77 - When she refuses to talk to you because you
did something to upset her,insist and make up for it.
No.78 - Make her feel like a princess.
No.79 - Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the
street.
No.80 - When she drops something, stop whatever
you’re doing to help her.
No.81 - Never let her down of blow her off.
No.82 - Treat her like your best friend.
No.83 - Kiss the back of her hand.
No.84 - Love her when she least deserves it — that’s
when she needs it the most.
No.85 - Tell her your stories and feelings too. She
wants to hear them. Promise.
No.86 - Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings,
she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding
out later.
No.87 - Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug
me”.
No.88 - Believe her and believe in her.
No.89 - Always listen to what she has to say.
No.90 - Good grammar is sexy.
No.91 - Look her in the eyes.
No.92 - Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
No.93 - Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
No.94 - Have pillow fights with her.
No.95 - Never talk bad behind her back.
No.96 - Never be a jerk to her infront of her friends.
No.97 - Never go to parties or hang out with other
girls without her.
No.98 - Never make excuses.
No.99 - Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (you will
screw something up)
No.100 - Don’t try to keep anything from her.
No.101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will
make her day)
No.102 - Never let a day pass without saying ‘I love
you’ to her.
No.103 - Always protect her from any kind of harm.
No.104 - Never give her a reason to think that she’s
the man in the relationship.
No.105 - Grand gestures.
No.106 - Kiss her under the stars.
No.107 - Love her unconditionally.
No.108 - Make her an album of the songs that reminds
you of her.
No.109 - Never lead her on if you know nothing’s
going to happen.
No.110 - Never answer “Does this make me look fat?”
question. (it’s a trick)
No.111 - If you love her, never let her slip away.
No.112 - Your warmth soothes her heart.
No.113 - When going out, don’t ask her what she
wants to do, take charge and decide.
No.114 - Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they
aren’t funny.
No.115 - If you don’t have time for her, make time for
her.
No.116 - Always be available for her.
No.117 - If you love her, tell her before it’s too late.
No.118 - Never forget an anniversary.
No.119 - When you’re around her, always make her
feel like you’re her first and last.
No.120 - It’s the little compliments that means alot to
her.
No.121 - Show her off infront of you or her friends.
No.122 - When she’s tired, carry her.
No.123 - Never accuse.
No.124 - Do it because you want to, not because you
want something back in return.
No.125 - Actions speak louder than words.
No.126 - Have those I-love-you-more-fights. (she
thinks it’s cute)
No.127 - Don’t say whatever when you are arguing.
(it’ll make her more mad)
No.128 - Never blame her for your mistakes.
No.129 - She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
No.130 - A gentleman is one who never hurts
anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
No.131 - No more bro’s before ho’s. Well respected
women, before bro’s.
No.132 - Don’t go anywhere without kissing her
goodbye.
No.133 - Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
No.134 - Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not
musically inclined. (she’ll love it no matter what)
No.135 - Text her good morning to have her day start
with a smile.
No.136 - She comes first. Always.
No.137 - Never let her forget how much she means to
you.
No.138 - Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
No.139 - Her “nothing” is always something.
No.140 - Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand.
Ever. Chances are she does.
No.141 - Forehead kisses.
No.142 - Have a day for just you and her, she loves
the one on one time.
No.143 - Have tickle fights with her (but let her win)
No.144 - Dance with her even when there’s no music
on.
No.145 - Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat
with her.
No.146 - Never give her a reason to doubt your
feelings for her.
No.147 - Never reject her kisses or hugs.
No.148 - Don’t text or call her just because you’re
bored.
No.149 - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her
sentence.
No.150 - Love her for who she is, not for who you want
her to be.
No.151- When she pushes you away, pull her in closer.
No.152- Call her love. It sounds classy.
No.153- Tuck her hair behind her ear.
No.154- Never compare her with your ex-girlfriends.
She is incomparable.
No.155- Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find
things out.
No.156- If you fall in love with her, tell her. Just be
prepared to catch her.
No.157- In the middle of a hug, squeeze a little harder.
(she’ll love it, promise)
No.158- A gentleman always cheers for his hometown
team. Win or lose.
No.159- A gentleman respects every women in his life.
If you can’t respect your own mother, forget about
respecting your girlfriend.
No.160- Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable
moments.
No.161- A gentleman never hits a girl, ever.
No.162- A gentleman always thinks before he says.
No.163- A gentleman is never rude.
No.164- A gentleman never breaks a promise.
No.165- Don’t try to out dress a woman. She should
be the center of attention and should now feel that
she’s under dressed.
No.166- A gentleman always dresses well.
No.167- Don’t just talk the talk.
No.168- Look people in the eyes when you greet them
and shake their hand.
No.169- Never cut someone off.
No.170- If you’re trying to have a relationship, let the
woman know. If you’re not, and you’re just trying to
hit, let them know that, too.
No.171- Open doors. Pull out chairs. Let her order first.
Simple manners.
No.172- No, she doesn’t look fat in the dress. Yes,
even if she does.
No.173- Give girls a little extra respect.
No.174- Secret rooftop meetings never gets old.
No.175- Calling her “baby,” will make her melt every
time. Promise.
No.176- When listening to the radio, if a love song
comes on, squeeze her hand tighter.
No.177- Your girlfriend is not the prettiest of them all,
because in your eyes, she should be the only one who
is pretty.
No.178- Confidence is sexy. Cockiness is not.
No.179- Hold her while she cries, nothing feels better.
No.180- When hugging her, lift her off her feet and
spin her around. (she’ll love it.)
No.181- Always maintain eye contact. It lets her know
that you are only paying attention to her.
No.182- If you make her bite her lip, know that you’re
doing a damn good job at whatever you’re doing.
No.183- Hold her tight, she won’t want you to let go.
No.184- Make holding her hand too tight be the only
way you can hurt her.
No.185- Kisses aren’t everything; never
underestimate the power of a good hug.
No.186- Play with her fingers, she loves the way your
hand touches hers.
No.187- Grand gestures and complimenting the little
things aren’t opposites. Do both.
No.188- Don’t tell her your love is forever unless you
have no doubt it is.
No.189- Tell her all your sweet memories together.
She’ll be smiling all day long knowing that you
remember every single moment you’re together.
No.190- If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s
easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you
won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy
enough.
No.191- A man’s biggest mistake is giving another
man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you
love her, you shouldn’t be giving any guy that chance.
It should be you making her smile.
No.192- Every gentleman should have at least one
suit in his closet.
No.193- Good look’s just a bonus if you have a great
personality.
No.194- If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it
took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Idiot,
don’t take her for granted.
No.195- A gentleman should always have one good
watch on his wrist. It’s a mark of character and
dignity.
No.196- Gentlemen, wear a belt. It’s called underwear
for a reason.
No.197- Don’t try to outdress a woman. She should be
the center of attention and should not feel that she’s
underdressed.
No.198- Being open-minded and aware of the world
around you shows class and sophistication, but avoid
seeming pretentious by being modest instead of
showing off what you know.
No.199- Don’t ask about the last guy she was with.
Being competitive is a young man’s game.
No.200- Avoid public fights with your woman. Keep
things private to let her know there’s an exclusive
world that you and her share.
No.201- Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public,
especially in the presence of a woman you’re trying to
impress.
No.202- If you want to leave her, leave her breathless.
If you want to lie, lie next to her. If you want to let go,
let go of your pride and pursue her.
No.203- Boasting about your intelligence isn’t
attractive, neither is downplaying it.
No.204- Always keep the balance between obsession
and apathy. Make her feel important but give her
some space when she needs it.
No.205- Gentlemen, be aware that the line between
confidence and arrogance is extremely thin.
No.206- Every girl wants that feeling of being wanted
and belonged too. So gentlemen, give it to her. Give
her your undivided attention, the best that you can
give and offer her, and the best of the best that you
know she deserves.
No.207- Always kiss your lady’s hand. It will make her
feel like a queen.
No.208- Apologize. You are not degrading yourself,
you are showing that you care for that person’s
feelings.
No.209- Don’t tell her you love her unless you really
mean it. She might do something crazy, like believe it.
No.210- Nice guys finish last because they put their
ladies first.
No.211- Don’t waste your time looking for all the
wrong ones, when you already have the right one.
No.212- Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to
multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. So, if
your give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
No.213- Chivalry is very much alive. Just because a
girl acts like she doesn’t care for those small things,
inside she’s really looking for it.
No.214- Don’t bring up how many girls you’ve been
with; it will not make you look better nor will it
impress her.
No.215- Tell her nobody’s perfect, but she is as perfect
as they come.
No.216- Allow your lady to walk ahead of you, not all
over you.
No.217- Don’t tell her you love her, if you have
another girl by your side.
No.218- A girl’s dream is to own something that
belongs to you. When she has that, she feels extra
close to you.
No.219- If you feel as if you’d die for her, live in such a
way that she would know.
No.220- Go ahead, take a punch for her, give one if
necessary, just make sure she wasn’t the one that got
hurt.
No.221- Sometimes you shouldn’t have to ask how
she’s doing. Read the signs: look into her eyes.
No.222- Remember, whenever she finishes a sentence
with “I’ve never told anyone that before,” make sure
to never forget.
No.223- Real men never stop trying to show a girl how
much she means to him, even after he’s got her.
No.224- Kiss her nose.
No.225- Give her something to tell her friends about.
No.226- A gentleman doesn’t need to hit a woman to
feel like a “man”. After all, he is a gentle man.
No.227- If she worries about you, it just means she
cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you
should be worried.
No.228- When she starts to let go during a hug, pull
her even closer and hug her even tighter.
No.229- Just because she has dated douchebags
doesn’t mean there isn’t any chance for a nice guy.
No.230- Don’t flip out when your girlfriend wonders
who you’re with or what you’re doing. It means she
cares and she’s actually afraid to lose you to someone
else.
No.231- “Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the
world, date the girl who makes your world the most
beautiful.”
No.232- Spill your heart out to her; if she loves you
she’ll love to listen.
No.233- “Anyone can be heroic form time to time, but
a gentleman is something you have to be all the
time.” -Luigi Pirandello
No.234- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women.
A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
No.235- A true gentleman should never take
advantage of any lady.
No.236- When you’re holding hands, squeeze hers
from time to time. It will surely make her look at you
and smile.
No.237- When she rubs her arms with both hands, it’s
another sign of saying, “Hug me, make me warm.”
No.238- Remember, she loves you for you. So don’t try
to go around changing yourself just to impress her.
No.239- When you say ‘I love you’, say it in a way
she’ll want to hear it. Look her in the eyes; grasp her
hand; and lean close to her, so she knows you’re truly
serious.
No.240- If you aren’t treating her right, don’t be mad
when somebody else does.
No.241- Never ever make a girl feel anything less than
perfect.
No.242- A gentleman never lies to his woman. Ever.
No.243- A gentleman should always give up his seat
for the elderly.
No.244- You came from a woman. So you have no
right to disrespect one.
No.245- Hold her when she’s crying and tell her that
everything’s going to be okay.
No.246- A gentleman can recognize it when he loses a
fight. Know the difference between standing up for
yourself and being a fool.
No.247- There are so many fishes in the sea. Do not
settle until you have found your mermaid.
No.248- A gentleman only lies to his woman if it
involves surprising her.
No.249- If you break up with her, check up on her
every once in a while to make sure she’s alright.
No.250- A gentleman admits when he’s wrong, and
stands his ground when he is right.
No.251- A gentleman respects a woman’s boundaries.
No.252- Fall in love with her flaws. Everything else will
be a plus.
No.253- It doesn’t matter how many fights you two
may get into. If you truly do love her, it should never
matter. Ever.
No.254- Love her when she least deserves it because
that’s when she needs it most.
No.255- Honesty. She’ll respect you even more.
No.256- Be the one who stays by her side and protects
her. Especially when no one else does.
No.257- Tell her she’s beautiful everyday. You don’t
know how much that will mean to her.
No.258- A gentleman doesn’t just tell his lady he
loves her, he shows it.
No.259- Any lady just wants you to be a well-
mannered gentleman that treats others right.
No.260- A gentleman is always a gentleman and
nothing less.
No.261- Before speaking your concerns, give them
thought, then do so appropriately.
No.262- “I love you” means nothing if you don’t
sincerely mean it.
No.263- Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not
mean anything to you, it could mean everything to
them.
No.264- Pretty and sexy is not the same as beautiful.
No.265- She deserves the best. Even if you’re not
meant to be the man to give it to her.
No.266- A kiss is nothing unless it is backed up
feelings for her.
No.267- Chivalry never died, the gentleman in you
did.
No.268- A good gentleman treats his mother like a
queen and treats you the same.
No.269- Just because you’ve stopped talking to each
other doesn’t mean you’re not on her mind.
No.270- Don’t make her feel special when she’s
actually not. Avoid false hope.
No.271- If she’s responsible for your smile, then be
responsible with her heart.
No.272- A true man’s heart knows no distance.
No.273- Never, ever give her a reason to feel
threatened by another woman.
No.274- A good gentleman is smart, but a great
gentleman is well-educated.
No.275- Remember, she has a past too. Don’t hold it
against her.
No.276- You need to have your favourite song. The
one that reminds you how it all began. Make sure she
never forgets it.
No.277- Never make her stay up all night waiting for
your call, and have to realize late at night that you
aren’t going to call.
No.278- Don’t underestimate the power of a hug. It
can turn her day around.
No.279- If she leans against you, hug her. She wants
to be held.
No.280- Calm, cool and composed. All characteristics
a gentleman possesses.
No.281- If you love her, remember that on the bad
days.
No.282- Chivalry will never run out of style.
No.283- Men are supposed to lead, not lead on.
No.284- Never miss a chance to tell her you love her
because you never know when it’ll be your last.
No.285- Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man
is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter
of choice.
No.286- Hold her tighter, kiss her harder and love her
more as everyday goes by.
No.287- Treat everybody equally. Their sexual
orientation should not matter.
No.288- A gentleman never pursues an already taken
woman.
No.289- Good morning texts.
No.290- Be a lady’s man, not a ladies man.
No.291- Chivalry is a beautiful, genuine thing. It will
never die.
No.292- Make her your everything in front of
everyone, everytime.
No.293- The acknowledgement of a gentleman is
found through his actions and the word in which he
gives.
No.294- Ladies first.
No.295- She chose to be with you, don’t test her.
No.296- An already taken gentleman never pursues
another woman.
No.297- A gentleman never has to tell anyone he is
gentleman.
No.298- Love her through life, through death, and
even after that.
No.299- Never make a promise you can’t keep.
No.300- Don’t hold anything against her, especially
her mistakes.
No.301- A gentleman knows that if it ever comes to
that, he can let go of her, but he will never forget her.
No.302- A gentleman knows when to call her sexy,
and when to let her know she’s beautiful.
No.303- Spending time with your lady is all well and
good, but a gentleman never forgets his friends.
No.304- Chivalry and respect are as natural to a
gentleman as breathing. They should not require
effort.
No.305- Trust will make or break your relationship.
No.306- A real gentleman doesn’t have to undo your
shirt to get a better view of your heart.
No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your
daughter to be treated.
No.308- A gentleman knows that it takes what won
her, to keep her.
No.309- A gentleman should not abuse power, but
they shouldn’t forget that they have it.
No.310- Practice what you preach. It’s as simple as
that.
No.311- By respecting the boundary between being
close friends and flirting, you’re respecting your lady.
No.312- Treat your lady like you treat your Tumblr,
give her all your time, love and respect.
No.313- It doesn’t have to be her birthday or
Valentine’s Day. Show up at her door with a rose, a
blanket and a picnic table.
No.314- A gentleman should not easily let his woman
slip his sight, but he should know her freedom of
space.
No.315- A gentleman should always treat a girl well,
before they are together, and after as well.
No.316- Chivalry is the only “wingman” you need.
No.317- Add a genuine “how are you’ to your
greetings and an “I’m there for you” to your
goodbyes.
No.318- If you care about her, chase after her.
No.319- A gentleman shouldn’t strive to make his girl
jealous, but to make others jealous of his girl.
No.320- Just show her that you care.
No.321- A gentleman must know how to take care of
himself as well.
No.322- Don’t leave her because of long distance. The
absence makes the heart grow fonder.
No.323- The trick to being a gentleman is making her
feel like a lady.
No.324- Texting her “good morning beautiful”
instantly puts her in a good mood. It lets her know
that she is the first thing you think about when you
wake up in the morning.
No.325- Be yourself, because by being yourself you
could possibly be everything that she needs.
No.326- Sometimes she’s just waiting for you to make
the first move.
No.327- A gentleman never allows himself to come
second to another, and knows when he has to move
on.
No.328- Play games, not ladies.
No.329- Always tell the truth.
No.330- Love is like a wheel, it has its ups and downs.
But in the end you’ll find out it’s still meant to last
forever.
No.331- A gentleman should be honest to everyone,
including himself, at all time.
No.332- A true gentleman will do anything to make
his girl happy.
No.333- Never talk about past big loves, it will only
make her think she needs to live up to it.
No.334- Fall for her harder everyday.
No.335- A gentleman knows that once you have her,
you keep her.
No.336- Don’t go to sleep unless everything is okay
between you and your lady.
No.337- Second chances mean that she loves you too
much to leave, don’t do anything to change that.
Return the favour.
No.338- A gentleman should tell his lady every night
before he goes to sleep just exactly how much she
means to him.
No.339- Being a gentleman isn’t a form of courtship,
it’s a way of life.
No.340- The sexiest curve on her body is her smile.
No.341- Don’t ever break her trust in any way,
because you will never fully gain it back.
No.342- Cheating is never okay. There is no
justification for it. Just don’t.
No.343- The way a gentleman treats his mother, is a
pretty good indicator of how he will treat his lady.
No.344- Late night conversations is something every
girl likes.
No.345- If you truly love her, you’d want what’s best
for her; whether it includes you or not.
No.346- Don’t ever make a lady cry.
No.347- Stay calm and be her man.
No.348- Don’t settle for someone that doesn’t treat
you the best they can. You always deserve 100% of
someone’s love.
No.349- Never underestimate a lady’s will power.
No.350- Show her that chivalry isn’t dead.
No.351- Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is
what makes the ride worthwhile.
No.352- Saying sorry doesn’t fix the problem. It’s what
you do after that truly counts.
No.353- Don’t make promises you can’t keep, it’s not
fair to her.
No.354- A real gentleman is well versed when it
comes to poetry.
No.355- A true gentleman only gives for the sake of
giving, never expecting anything in return.
No.356- Give her reasons to believe, not to doubt.
No.357- Simple good night and good morning text
messages are highly appreciated.
No.358- Don’t talk about other girls, when you have a
girlfriend. Make her feel like she is your only one,
because she should be.
No.359- A gentleman attracts the attention of many,
but only has eyes for his own lady.
No.360- A lady would rather be hurt with the truth,
than with a lie.
No.361- A gentleman always reminds his lady how
much she means to him, even though she won’t
forget.
No.362- The worst thing you could do to a girl is
compare her to another girl.
No.363- Remind her of how beautiful she is, every now
and then.
No.364- A gentleman knows that it is often the simple
gestures that mean the most.
No.365- A true gentleman should always trust his
woman, because if you were truly in love, there is no
reason to think she’d betray you.
No.366- A true gentleman won’t judge by looks but by
heart.
No.367- Never date an ex’s best friend; chances are
that will ruin their friendship and quite possibly end
your new relationship.
No.368- Say nice things to her because you mean
them, not just because she wants to hear them.
No.369- A gentleman knows to let his past make him
better not bitter.
No.370- Kiss her like it is your first kiss, everytime.
No.371- Put some effort into the conversation.
No.372- When she cries, don’t say a thing, just hold
her tight, and make her feel safe.
No.373- Compliments feel better when they’re
genuine and unexpected. The more girls you call
beautiful, the less impact it has.
No.374- A true gentleman will admit when he is
wrong.
No.375- Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time
to look for other woman because they’re too busy
looking for new ways to love their own.

Police arrested three Nigerian students and a 23-year-old local woman, believed to be members of an African Scam syndicate, for allegedly cheating a 56-year-old a secretary of RM233,227.

The three Nigerians detained were identified as Fred Ajiri, 27, a college student as well as language centre students Akegwure Okpure Israel, 27 and Charles Obia, 28.

The three were arrested on Tuesday at about 3.13am at 1-09-05 Puteri Palma Condominium at the IOI Resort in Putrajaya.

State Commercial Crime Investigation Department chief, Supt Soh Hock Sing said the local woman was arrested earlier in Kuala Lumpur on Aug 23, at about 11.55am.

He said the scam was initiated through Facebook on May 5, when the victim, who is from the Portuguese Settlement here befriended a man who introduced himself as Dr Michael Clinton from Switzerland.

"In their on-line conversation, the man said that he was currently attached with the United Nations in Kabul, Afghanistan.

"Dr Michael told the victim that he was planning to open a clinic in Malaysia and asked if the victim would help him keep some money, amounting to US380,000 (RM1.2 million) which he would be sending to her.

"Dr Michael also told the victim that he would be coming to Malaysia sometime in the end of May ," he said.

Soh said that the victim had on May 29, received an e-mail from Mrs Dorothy Scott which stated that she had received the money on behalf of from Dr Michael. On May 30, the victim received another e-mail stating that the money had arrived safely in Kuching, Sarawak.

"The victim was then told to pay RM54,500 as the Anti Money Laundering fee as it was being brought into the country in cash. The victim then made a transfer of the sum demanded to an AmBank Account belonging to Elfina Azyze at the RHB Bank branch in Melaka Raya.

"The victim was then asked to bank in an additional RM6,500 as a payment for the IMF Seal and the money was to be transferred into the same AmBank account and the victim did as told.

"On July 1, the victim received a call from an agent handling the funds from overseas and was told the the Malaysian Government had requested for a tax payment of seven per cent of the USD380,000 as the money was brought from overseas and that the amount had exceeded the sum allowed to be brought into the country.

"For this, the victim had to pay RM77.227.96. The victim then transferred the amount to the same AmBank account," he said.

Soh said that the victim had on July 4, received a call from the same agent who now said that the money brought in was not USD380,000 but USD560,000 (RM1.75 million) and that the victim had to pay an additional RM85,000 as tax before the money could be released to her.

"The victim transferred the sum requested to the same AmBank account on July 6.

"On July 8, the victim received a call from the agent, who identified himself as Derek Moyo, and she was requested to come to the Cititel Hotel in Midvalley, Kuala Lumpur to collect the money but she had to bring RM10,000 as service fee to the agent," he said.

Soh said that on July 9, the victim met Derek and a local man in a room at the Cititel Hotel and she was given a metal safe box in which the money sent to her by Dr Michael was being kept.

"When the box was opened the suspect said she was some US dollars before Derek took out a white bottle from the metal box and some A4 papers which was said contained instructions on how to wash the money.

"Derek then used the liquid to wash four pieces of USD100 bills. Derek then told the victim that the liquid was insufficient to wash all the money and that the money had to be brought to the lab at the United States Embassy in Kuala Lumpur to be washed.

"Derek told the victim that he needed more cash for this process," he said.

However, the victim said that she did not bring the cash and could only transfer the money to the AmBank account after she had returned to Malacca.

However, the victim suspected something was wrong and made a report at the Banda Hilir police station upon Aug 16.

Soh said that all four suspects who had been arrested have been remanded till Aug 31 pending the investigations which are carried out Under Section 420 of the Penal Code for cheating.
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tchaik: I fit swear u go soon see this on front page!

U wan bet?

It is already young blood...

With all the Nollywood hype on juju, money rituals,
power rituals, witches and wizards, and prayers that
cure all problems, one would have thought that
Nigeria would be topping the medals’ list at the just concluded Olympics in London.
The Americas, Asia, Europe and other parts of the
world would have stayed by the sidelines kowtowing
with trembling and trepidation as Nigeria pockets
medal after medal.
But regrettably, it seems the potency of the juju from
these named climes dwarfs ours. Or, perhaps the
citizens of these continents pray better and harder
than we do. Or, put more resignedly: Maybe God
loves these nations more than Nigeria.
Less than three weeks ago – precisely on July 25 –
the media reported the arrest of two men from
Nasarawa State, near the Federal Capital Territory,
Abuja, with the fresh head of a seven-year-old boy.
The victim was identified as Samu Danjuma, the
child of their neighbours. According to the confession
they made to the police before the media when they
were paraded by officials of the State Security
Services, they had lured the boy with a loaf of bread,
drowned him, and beheaded him for sale to a man
who had promised them N250,000.00.
On July 27, two men were arrested in Lagos with the
decomposing, mutilated body of their 39-year-old
brother, Akinbuyi Ajayi, in their family house in
Festac Town. Some body parts such as the head,
hands, private part and a part of the two legs had
been removed from the corpse. The decomposing
corpse was discovered after the two were caught by
the police allegedly selling some human parts. That
led to a search of their house, a duplex which their
parents had left behind for them.
Just like these two unfortunate people murdered by
men without consciousness, many have been killed
in like manner. Many have disappeared and have
never been found till today.
The reason for this wicked act is that many have
been made to believe that using some human parts
such as head, heart, eyes, lungs, and genitals for
rituals makes one rich and powerful. It is also
believed that elections are won easily when charms
are prepared with such human parts. There is also
the belief that such human parts can be used to
prepare charms that will make someone invincible,
with such a person’s body impenetrable by bullets,
arrows and machete cuts.
It is futile arguing whether these claims are true or
false, for mystical issues are never empirical and
open. But one question nobody has been able to
answer is: If human sacrifice or the occult gives such
stupendous and inexplicable wealth and power, why
are the top ten richest men in the world not all
Nigerian men of the occult, since the money that
comes through the occult flows in like a river while
the money that comes in through businesses and
investments comes in countable proportions?
This belief that money and power can be obtained
through human sacrifice and the occult has been
accentuated and promoted by many of the films
produced by the Nigerian home video industry. It is a
fact that the 1992 home video, Living in Bondage,
which was the first Nigerian home video that kick-
started what is today known as Nollywood, focused
primarily on the making of money through the occult.
A young man, who saw himself living from hand to
mouth as an employee, was convinced to sacrifice his
wife to the occult to become rich. He budged and
suddenly became a multi-millionaire. At the end of
the film, a pastor delivered him from the grip of the
occult. Interestingly, many people believe that such
rituals can indeed give them wealth and power, and
so they seek occult powers and human sacrifice as
the solution to their financial problems.
While the film producers and directors are producing
films that promote the quick-fix life, many religious
leaders intensify that same way of life by making
their members and those who watch them on TV or
listen to them on the radio to believe that one can go
to bed a pauper and wake up with duplexes and
exotic cars just by ‘praying’ and ‘sowing a seed’.
That same quick-fix mentality runs through all our
life as a nation. It is the driving force behind drug-
trafficking, advance fee fraud, armed robbery, bribery
and corruption and embezzlement of public funds.
Many compatriots have been made to believe that all
they need to succeed in life is a supernatural
occurrence, which will happen like a bang.
So, on all fronts, our nation has been reduced to a
nation of men and women who are eager to reap
from where they did not sow; a nation that does not
work but wants to eat; a nation that believes more in
good luck than in hard work; a nation that believes
that its duties and responsibilities will be carried out
by supernatural forces one bright sunny morning and
all its challenges will be a thing of the past.
And so, whether we prepare well for such sporting
events as the Africa Nations Cup, World Cup, the
Olympics or not, we hope and pray that we will excel
somehow. Whether or not the health system, the
education system, the agriculture and productivity
sectors are nose-diving, we believe that something
will happen to turn around our fortunes as a nation.
We have jettisoned the biblical injunction that he
who does not work should not eat, as well as that
which says that faith without work is dead. Seeing
our desperation to make quick money and achieve
quick feats, some conmen in the name of medicine
men or religious leaders simply feed on our weakness
by making us believe that some rituals or prayers
can catapult us overnight from penury to wealth and
power.
Our movie makers assume they are teaching a lesson
by making these movies that show people involving
in human sacrifice, becoming stupendously rich,
suffering later and being saved by pastors at the end.
On the contrary, many who watch these home videos
get a different message: that the occult men who got
retributive justice in the home videos were not smart
enough to abide by all the tenets of the occult.
They, therefore, believe that when they make their
own money through the occult, they will be smart
enough to avoid all the loopholes. These occult-based
home videos teach no lessons in effect: all they do is
show the youths that there is a quick way to make
money and obtain power.
In addition, the home video makers are inadvertently
portraying Nigeria as a land where all rich men and
women are members of the occult and people who
have made their money through human sacrifice. I
have heard some West African nationals dismiss the
wealth of Nigerian men and women as “blood
money”, a term which in Nollywood means money
acquired through human sacrifice and occult powers.
The time has come for Nigeria to directly or indirectly
intervene in the type of films released to the public
as well as the type of message some of our religious
leaders preach. That may keep us and our children
safer, and make our youths appreciate the beauty in
working and earning a living. The 2012 London
Olympics has shown that medals, like success, go to
nations that rely on hard work and long term
preparations than on good luck.

Picture of "beaf" with his ugly face

alienvirus: .

While Oyedepo denied his family because she is a muslim. He wants that little muslim in his family to embrace falsehood before paying the school fees. SMH...

@alienvirus,am loving Ų man! Ų are making my day! Thumb ups τ̲̅ȍ Ų bro....
Please there is difference between ISLAM and MUSLIM..... Islam is PERFECT, MUSLIM aren't! Don't judge Islam with what some Muslim do! If we are talking about terrorism here,
When america takes 1million in Iraq for oil: Not terrorism
When Serbs rape Muslims in Kosovo/Bosnia: Not terrorism
When Russians kill 200000 Chechens in Bombings: Not terrorism
When Jews kick out Palestinians and take away their homes: Not terrorism
When American drones kill entire families in Afghanistan/Parkistan: Not terrorism
When Israel kills 10000 Lebanese civilians due τ̲̅ȍ two missing soldiers: Not terrorism

When Muslims retaliate and show how you treat us: TERRORISM! Terrorism it seems like the word "Terrorism" is only reserved for Muslims.
When you point α finger at α person, doesn't mean you are perfect!

We Muslims have no hesitation in acknowledging
that in the Bible, there are three different kinds of
witnessing recognizable without any need of
specialized training. These are:
1. You will be able to recognize in the Bible what
may be described as "The Word of God."
2. You will also be able to discern what can be
described as the "Words of a Prophet of God."
3. And you will most readily observe that the bulk
of the Bible is the records of eye witnessess or ear
witnesses, or people writing from hearsay. As
such they are the "Words of a Historian"
You do not have to hunt for examples of these
different types of evidences in the Bible. The
following quotations will make the position crystal
clear:
The FIRST Type:
(a) I will raise them up a prophet . . . and I will put
my words in ... and he shall speak unto them all
that I shall command him." (Deuteronomy 18:18)
(b) I even, I am the Lord, and beside me there is
no saviour." (Isaiah 43:11)
(c) "Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the end of
the earth: for I am God, and there is non
else." (Isaiah 45:22)
Note the first person pronoun singular
(highlighted in green) in the above references,
and without any difficulty you will agree that the
statements seem to have the sound of being
GOD'S WORD.
The SECOND Type:
(a) "Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying Eli, Eli,
lama sabachtani? . . ." (Matthew 27:46)
(b) "And Jesus answered him, The first of all
the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; the Lord
our God is one Lord:" (Mark 12:29)
(c) "And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou
me good? There is none good but one, that is
God." (Mark 10:18).
Even a child will be able to affirm that: Jesus
"cried" Jesus "answered" and Jesus "said" are
the words of the one to whom they are attributed,
i.e. the WORDS OF A PROPHET OF GOD.
The THIRD Type:
"And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he,
(JESUS) came, if haply he (JESUS) might find
anything thereon: and when he (JESUS) came to
it, (Jesus) found nothing but leaves . . ." (Mark
11:13)
The bulk of the Bible is a witnessing of this
THIRD kind. These are the words of a third
person. Note the underlined pronouns. They are
not the Words of God or of His prophet, but the
WORDS OF A HISTORIAN.
For the Muslim it is quite easy to distinguish the
above types of evidence, because he also has
them in his own faith. But of the followers of the
different religions, he is the most fortunate in this
that his various records are contained in
separate Books!
ONE: The first kind — THE WORD OF GOD — is
found in a Book called The Holy Qur’an.
TWO: The second kind — THE WORDS OF THE
PROPHET OF GOD, (Muhummed, may the peace
and blessings of Allah be upon him) are recorded
in the Books of Tradition called The Hadith.
THREE: Evidence of the third kind abounds in
different volume of Islamic history, written by
some of high integrity and learning, and others of
lesser trustworthiness, but the Muslim advisedly
keeps his Books in separate volumes!
The Muslim keeps the above three types of
evidence Jealously apart, in their proper
gradations of authority. He never equates them.
On the other hand, the "Holy Bible" contains a
motley type of literature, which composes the
embarrassing kind, the sordid, and the obscene —
all under the same cover — A Christian is forced
to concede equal spiritual import and authority to
all, and is thus unfortunate in this regard.

Am beginning to have this strong feelings that she is feared even by the legislature. Were they not the ones raising eye brow saying that the budget implemented is not above 51% (may be wrong in the percentage) now she has appeared before them not even breaking α sweat telling them what it is!
Probably it is her eye sockets that scared them. And it is because of this that the house of rep are threatening to impeach the president eh?
Well,
And the winner is....... Okonjo

Poko means cigar smoker

A Nigerian senator earns more in Salary than Barack Obama of the US and David Cameron of the UK. I'll leave you to tell how much Nigerian president goes home with at the end of each month. An Indian lawmaker must work for at least 49 years to earn the annual salary of a Nigerian senator.

In the United States, while the minimum wage is $1,257 (N191, 667), a US lawmaker earns $15,080 (N2.3m) per month. In the United Kingdom, a lawmaker earns $8,686(N1.3m) monthly while the gross national minimum wage is $1,883 (N283, 333) per month. Also, Nigerian lawmakers earn higher than their counterparts in Sweden. With a monthly pay of $7,707 (N1.2m), a lawmaker in Sweden will need to work for over 12 years to equal what a Nigerian senator earn per annum.

The president of the United States takes home an anual salary of $400,000 (N64.156,0m), including a $50,000 expense allowance making the president the highest paid public servant in the US. The $400,000 includes everything and $350,000 out of it is taxable.

Selected States (salary per annum)
The prime minister of the United Kingdom......USD 226,627.00
French president......................................... USD 318,072.00
South African president................................USD 296,112.00
German chancelor........................................USD 296,112.00
The Prime Minister of Belgium.......................USD 174,804.00
President of the Republic of Korea.................USD 136,669.00
President of Russia.......................................USD 122,652.00
Prime Minister Portugal.................................USD 129,730.00
Prime Minister Namibia.................................USD 115,155.00
President of Angola......................................USD 60,000.00
President Argentina......................................USD 55,139.00
Prime Minister Ukraine..................................USD 61,254.00
President Zimbabwe.....................................USD 18,000.00
President of People's republic of China...........USD 10,633.00
President Liberia..........................................USD 90,000.00
Prime Minister Spain ...................................USD 102,960.00
Prime Minister Namibia................................USD 115,155.00
President Namibia.......................................USD 164,506.00
President of Colombia ................................USD 120,685.00
Prime Minister of the Netherlands.................USD 190,740.00
Prime Minister Ireland.................................USD 264,000.00
Prime Minister Denmark..............................USD 264,533.00
President Mexico........................................USD 328,839.00
USD 328,839.00 ........................................USD 427,886.00
President Austria........................................USD 422,231.00
President of the European Council................USD 508,916.00

NIGERIAN SENATORS
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50

Hardship Allowanc: 50% of Basic Salary = N1,242,122.75

Constituency allowance: 200% of BS = N4,968,509.00

Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50

Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70

Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37

Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55

Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00

Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83

Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12

Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83

Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37

Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% = N1,863,184.12

Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55

One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% = N7,452,736.50

Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS = N9,936,982.00

Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00

A senator's anual salary = over N182 million
multiply by 109 senators (don't forget the House of rep, ministers, ambassadors, ...)

In addition to the regular and legitimate salaries and allowances of over N17 million ($113,333) and N14.99 million ($99,933) which senators and reps were collecting yearly and the irregular allowance of estacodes, duty tours etc, they were also collecting over N192m ($1.28m) and N140m ($0.93m) respectively in illicit quarterly allocation which is not provided for by RMAFC.

Effectively, a Nigerian senator was taking home at least $1.40m ($1.28m quarterly allocations + $0.113m regular salaries and allowances) as against the $0.174m an American senator takes home hence a Nigeria senator earns at least 8 times as much as an American senator and more than 3 times the American president.

Whereas a Senator in the U.S earns N21, 146,000, the same as a member of the House of Representatives; a UK Member of Parliament earn £64,766 (N14, 896,180)

In other words, a Federal Legislator in Nigeria is paid more than double what a Member of British Parliament earns per annum.

Senate President David Mark alone takes N250 million quarterly or N83.33 million per month. Senate Deputy President Ike Ekweremadu gets N150 million per quarter or N50 million a month.

Mark and Ekweremadu earns in 4 months, six times what the UK Prime Minister earns in a year. David Cameron goes home with £190,000 per anum (N43, 700,000)

In a newspaper news article entitled ‘An Assembly for looting’ written by Musikilu Mojeed with Elor Nkereuwem, the authors rightly claimed that each of the 360 members of the House of Representatives were getting N35 million in cash money in quarterly allocation while each of the 109 Senators pockets N48 million each. These allocations have however been slashed by 20% to N27 million ($180,000) and N38 million ($253,333) respectively due to the 20% reduction requested by the late president.

Please tell me, how do we expect this banana republican hell fire to become a country tomorrow.
Do you still ask why Nigerian politics is a do or die affair?
Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry CryCry Cry

4llerbuntu: did you take a look at his user name? dude avi is MUNIRU. what else do u expect LWTMB

Did you take α look at yours?

An Abuja High Court will today rule on whether to suspend a motion that temporarily halts work on a prime plot in Abuja to which both the First Lady Patience Jonathan and former First Lady Turai Yar'adua are staking a claim.

The land in disputed -Plot No. 1347 Cadastral Zone, AOO Central Business District, Abuja, FCT measures 1.84 hectares. It was allocated to Mrs. Yar'Adua's Women and Youth Empowerment Foundation (WAYEF) in February 2010. On March 19, 2010 the WAYEF paid the sum of N166m to the FCTA as right of occupancy fees.

Again, on July 29, 2011 the WAYEF paid another sum of N76.9m as settlement fees for building plans. However, the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory Bala Mohammed in November 2011 revoked WAYEF's title right to the land and reallocated same to Mrs. Jonathan-led African First Ladies' Peace Mission.

Mr Mohammed said he revoked the allocation in overriding public interest with Mrs Jonathan saying she wants to build the secretariat of the First Ladies Peace Mission on the land. On November 23, 2011, Mrs. Yar'Adua's WAYEF sued the FCT minister, challenging the revocation.

On March 5, 2012 , Justice Peter Affen of the Abuja High Court granted an injunction restraining the Minister or any other person from affecting the title or interest of WAYEF over the plot of land pending the determination of the case. But in spite of the ongoing litigation and petitions to the police by Mrs. Yar'dua, Mrs Jonathan is now set to effectively take possession of the land.

To that effect, Mrs Jonathan has approached the court, through the Federal Ministry of Justice, asking it to discharge the restraining order on the land or make an order of stay of execution of the interlocutory injunction it earlier granted Mrs. Yar'Adua's NGO. In an affidavit in support of the motion, Mrs Jonathan, through Ballah Ali, a litigation officer in the office of the Attorney General of the Federation, informed the court that she would be hosting African first ladies from July 24 to 27 and that a foundation laying ceremony would be performed on the land during the period.

"The image of Nigeria may be adversely affected in the community of Nations if this injunction is not vacated and the foundation ceremony is truncated," the affidavit said.
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charlsecy4: I never said you couldn't browse with your BlackBerry service on Opera Mini. I stated that you couldn't DOWNLOAD without BlackBerry service. Am I right?

It is false to say you could browse with your phone browser, that is BlackBerry Browser without an active BlackBerry service.

Back in the days, 2go was not compatible with BlackBerry service, but it is different today. If you make a fresh download, you will discover that 2go now depends on BlackBerry service. For me, this is not a good development because it has killed flexibility - you must buy BlackBerry service to now 2go. I just pray that they don't make Opera Mini dependent on BlackBerry service.

Talking about battery; can you in all honesty say that a BlackBerry battery is better than that of Nokia? Check Nokia C6-00: with constant Internet connection, the phone can run for more than 9 hours on 2G, and more than 7 hours on 3G. Can you in all sincerity say that a BlackBerry battery is better than that of Nokia?

I laugh when you said I didn't have money to acquire a BlackBerry. And who told you I don't have one, or can't buy one? Let me tell you one truth: BLACKBERRY IS CHEAPER THAN NOKIA AND OTHER SIMILAR DEVICES, EITHER IN TERMS OF ACQUISITION COST OR DATA COST! For example, with just N1,500, you can buy BlackBerry data capped at unlimited. However, even after spending N8,000, you still receive an average of 5G on a regular Internet package. If you are frank enough, you know which is cheaper to maintain.

Who says celebrities use BlackBerry in a way different from the way they use other brands? Apart from pinging, what other functionality does a BlackBerry offer that other mobile devices don't, or can't offer? Just know that with WhatsApp, the exclusivity of BBM is now diminished.

In conclusion, anyone who buys a BlackBerry device based on the hype about it is likely going to regret it. The exaggerated publicity about it will make you think it is a miracle machine. So, when you buy it, you will be expecting to see more, and on discovering that there is "nothing much" about it, you become "not so enthusiastic" about it.

http://www.mobiletechnologybits..com/

Dis guys mouth stinks. Truely, you don't have money τ̲̅ȍ buy one. Have you ever used one before? I bet you don't!

But chairman still get right 2 rule abi? After αℓℓ, he got lucky by succeeding the late president and then he was voted into office by you. IMO, he still has α tenure τ̲̅ȍ go only 'if' he wants τ̲̅ȍ....... Abi?

taosola: has it also been confirmed to begin ramadan here in Nigeria?

Yes! It doesn't matter where the moon is sighted. As long as the moon is seen, it is mandatory for every muslim to observe ramadan.

Weada Йą real picsure or not, if e ∂εγ̲ tear una yansh, M̶̲̥̅Ƹ una cry lagoon or beta stil, hug boko haram bomber!!!

Ortis: Pls how do i join illumiati cos need money bad bad *winks*

Come and buy the form from us @ N5000 only or go to our website @ www.illuminati.com

9ja voice: Some folks here are saying that this post is crap because i mentioned SW,
bros i didn't mention SW for insults but its a fact and truth, i don't want to dig deeper but few things on the surface.

Its open that the only region in the south hausa/fulani's relates with in their quest for reconquest of nigeria is SW.
Not that SW ppl is evil "no" but that the hausa/fulani dscovered that SW muslims has softspots for them.

An advantage to hausa/fulanis since SW muslim politicians are controling yoruba politics at the moment.
That is why the ACN/CPC merger will only produce muslim/muslim ticket come 2015. at the matter of fact the meeting tinubu has "muslim/muslim"
ticket agenda as common and audible statement.

As if all of us will be watching. we see yoruba muslims saying audibly here NL that hausa/fulani's attacks on innocent beromian/tivs
is something nigeria securities should take easy cuz there must be a cause bla bla bla.

Even the affenifare ask hausa/fulanis not to seek for nigeria dissolution for they will loose, when everybody in the country want them out.
am still saying that the SW are good people, peaciful to stay with, but have to desist from their affiliation with hausa/fulani.

Shataaaap, you must def high on some leaves! You are α complete retard! Go back and get your facts right!

A senior security official in Abuja today told SaharaReporters that the militant Islamist sect Boko Haram was likely behind the car explosion in Okene, Kogi State.

The same source disclosed that the sect has developed a sophisticated leadership structure that includes several departments headed by highly trained personnel and charged with specific assignments. The security source stated that the organization, which is waging a violent fight against the Nigerian state, has developed a layered organizational structure.

"The Shura Council serves as the highest decision making body," said the source. In addition, the sect has recruited numerous members trained as specialists in

suicide bombings. Other sub-groups include those specialized in stealing/disposing expensive cars at gun point for use in terrorist work; those who gather intelligence and carry out research for possible targets and modes of operation; those trained as ground troops to repel security agents and other counter actions against the sect in armed duels.

The source disclosed that Boko Haram maintains a department in charge of bomb making as well as the fixing of explosives for suicide bombers and bomb planters. A different cell specializes in planting bombs at targeted sights. In addition, there is a department that handles the welfare of members as well as suicide bombers' surviving wives and children.

The sect's public enlightenment department takes charge of outside communication, including all email, "youtube" and other video coverage. A team is charged with recruitment and training of new members.

Finally, the medical committee oversees the healthcare needs of members and their families.

Source: saharareporters
http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/latest-news/read.php?id=6242

Tonto Dikeh would have done better

I swear if i can my way with her, I WILL MARRY HER!
She is unique and i love her both within and outta of her. Her email anyone?

Igbo_hater: AFTER SLEEPING AROUND WITH ALL THE MEN IN LAGOS, SHE DEY FIND HUSBAND AT 37. ALL THESE IGBO GIRL SEF. MTCHEEEW

God hammer ∂at Ʊr gutter mouth... Foolish Fool

Α friend told M̶̲̥̅Ƹ too. Checked online newspapers but didn't see any news of such! @OP, do you have any source probably sent τ̲̅ȍ you?

His Royal Majesty, Alhaji Attahiru Muhammad Ahmad, the Emir Anka, who also doubles as the Emir of Zamfara State has condemned members of the Boko Haram sect, describing them as anti-Islam. He also dispelled rumours of an impending religious war and urged the Federal Government not to relent in its effort to root out the sect.

Speaking in an exclusive interview with newsmen on Saturday in his palace in Anka, he said, whoever is fomenting trouble in the North is doing so at his or her own risk and not for the region or Islam.

"That is why Muslim and Christian leaders are against them. We are all calling for peace. There is no part of the world where religious war has succeeded. God in his own wisdom decided to make us people of different religions. There is no way that we can be people of one religion. Let us stay as we are. If the Boko Haram people were fighting for Islam, you would have seen some Emirs coming out to condone or approve of what they are doing. But no eminent malam supports them. The Christian leaders did not condone the reprisal attacks that happened recently in the North. That is to say that I don't foresee any religious war in the country," he said.

Ahmad insisted that Boko Haram people are not fighting religious war and everybody knows that. "Unfortunately, people refuse to condemn them point blank. I condemn them on several occasions that they are not fighting for Islam. If they have problems with the government, they should come and seek the counsel of the elders who will present their issues to the government. And there would be dialogue, man-to-man.

"You can't hide and say that you are fighting a cause when nobody knows you. Why should everybody be afraid of Boko Haram? The one who kills must be killed, just wait. And they will not die a good death, and they will not succeed here and the life after, because they are not doing it for Islam. People should come out and expose them," he added.

He also disabused the minds of people that Boko Haram is fighting a jihad. Ahmad stressed that the time of jihad has ended with Prophet Mohammed. "Prophet Mohammed did not provoke any war. He only fought a war of self-defence. People should remember that at a time, members of the Boko Haram sect were killing traditional rulers and the police. They were attacking banks to get money to carry out their operations. Can you imagine! How can somebody who is fighting in the name of Islam be robbing people? That is the irony and the contradiction of Boko Haram."
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