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Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.:x The following morning Johnnyteacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, mum was breathing heavily, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mum, are u cumin?� Mum said, �Yes I'm cumin, r ucumin too?� Dad answered: �Yes�. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too 1 Like |
Re: Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by mskata(m): 7:33pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Bros abeg u try See as i jes hold fone 4 here dey tear laff my mama dey ask me say, guy how far, se o wa okay sha |
Re: Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by toygod2: 1:36am On Jul 26, 2012 |
mskata(m): Quote Post MUMMY'S PET,so na fone u dey use browse |
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