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Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 25, 2012
Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eyecry
Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.:x
The following morning Johnnyteacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, mum was breathing heavily, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mum, are u cumin?�
Mum said, �Yes I'm cumin, r ucumin too?� Dad answered: �Yes�.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too

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Re: Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by mskata(m): 7:33pm On Jul 25, 2012
Bros abeg u try

See as i jes hold fone 4 here dey tear laff my mama dey ask me say, guy how far, se o wa okay sha
Re: Johnny Said He Wanna Come With Her Mum. by toygod2: 1:36am On Jul 26, 2012
mskata(m): Quote Post

Bros abeg u try

See as i jes hold fone 4 here dey tear laff my mama dey ask me say, guy how far, se o wa okay sha

MUMMY'S PET,so na fone u dey use browse cool

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