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Surest Application Letter by toygod2: 10:14pm On Jul 25, 2012
Here is someone's application
letter for employment.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR
EMPLOYMENT

... I refer to the recent death of
the technical manager at your
company and hereby apply for
the replacement of the dead
manager. Each time I apply
for employment, I get a reply
that there is no vacancy but in
this case, I have caught you
red handed and you have no
excuse because, I attended
the funeral to be sure that he
was truly dead before
applying. Attached to my
letter is a copy of my CV and
his obituary.
Pls I hope to get d dead man's job this time.
Thank you,

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Re: Surest Application Letter by 234GT(m): 10:39pm On Jul 25, 2012
Men, I don laugh die o.
Re: Surest Application Letter by lordkayy: 10:58pm On Jul 25, 2012
Funny☺
Re: Surest Application Letter by JojoArmani(m): 11:53pm On Jul 25, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahah O boy see applications, Laugh don make me vomit my intestine. Lolz
Re: Surest Application Letter by toygod2: 12:42am On Jul 26, 2012
Jojo Armani(m): Quote Post

Hahahahahahahahahahah O boy see applications, Laugh don make me vomit my intestine. Lolz

Use shovel pack am back or rake. grin
Re: Surest Application Letter by ozoebuka1(m): 1:08am On Jul 26, 2012
imao.
Re: Surest Application Letter by ymdo(m): 6:12am On Jul 26, 2012
i love this joke so much
Re: Surest Application Letter by Maxymilliano(m): 7:15am On Jul 26, 2012
Nice one.
Re: Surest Application Letter by Thankme(f): 10:57pm On Jul 26, 2012
Laffs
Re: Surest Application Letter by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jul 26, 2012
You try halfly.
Re: Surest Application Letter by toygod2: 2:10am On Jul 27, 2012
Thank me(f): Quote Post

Laffs

u3much

booqee(f): Quote Post

You try halfly.

common,u knw wot it is
Re: Surest Application Letter by DAVE5(m): 2:31am On Jul 27, 2012
dis is overkillin

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