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Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2012
dani1luv:

the bride grin grin grin

hahaha dani y now.... sad sad
Re: I'm Getting Married! by dani1luv: 2:58pm On Jul 30, 2012
~vicky~:


hahaha dani y now.... sad sad
I dont believe that shiit

booqee aint getting married

that's the truth, else i'ld have moved it to the appropriate section

Its just one of her dry jokes
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2012
dani1luv:
I dont believe that shiit

booqee aint getting married

that's the truth, else i'ld have moved it to the appropriate section

Its just one of her dry jokes

hmmmm....dont know what to type again...if is true good wishes to her, if its a joke na she sabi
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Homar(m): 4:08pm On Jul 30, 2012
Congrats booooobies but if na joke i go squeeze your boooooooobies dry
Re: I'm Getting Married! by beejay247: 4:24pm On Jul 30, 2012
wow..just checked ur profile on Facebook...we both went to oou and we even have a friend in common.. wink wishing you da best
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Exponental(m): 5:58pm On Jul 30, 2012
If this could come up in d joke section, hope u wont tell him @ d altar wen asked d big question.....that you are just joking.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 12:19am On Jul 31, 2012
Beht i dint know i'm dis loved on nl oh?! embarassed :-P
Dis is just anoda of my jokes. i've run out of jokes wink ;-)
but seriously, real weddin is coming sha, for real.

And Dani pls stop sending those thousands of messages to my email askin for wedding details, its starting to become a pain in d arrse! angry undecided e pass rice wey u wan chop?? Or d money wey u go steal for dance floor?? Ole buruku! grin

@beejay247. Really?? I'll like to know your facebook i.d. I av quite a no of BJ's as friend. Who knows maybe you're d one in my class. undecided and who's d mutual friend?
Btw, how dyu know my fb i.d??
Re: I'm Getting Married! by izenco2005(m): 11:40am On Jul 31, 2012
So happy, hit me ur pin
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 31, 2012
Bunmioguns. You no try at all..... Why dyu have to post all dat info on nl? Its not funny. Now pls do me d favour of modifying ur post and clearing all dat. At least you've made ur point.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Lagusta(m): 1:47pm On Jul 31, 2012
Hey booqEe, congrats, m happy u now hav a man 2 control......

Just don't giv him ur panties to wash shaaa, cos dat will be baaadt meehn.....

Pls gimme ur pin shap shap
Re: I'm Getting Married! by slimchi2k2(m): 3:40pm On Jul 31, 2012
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Re: I'm Getting Married! by bunmioguns(m): 6:49pm On Jul 31, 2012
booqee: Bunmioguns. You no try at all..... Why dyu have to post all dat info on nl? Its not funny. Now pls do me d favour of modifying ur post and clearing all dat. At least you've made ur point.
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Am actually sorry for dt
Well, nxt time u dont share all ur info online. . . Am nt actually ur frd on fb bt ur info is opened to everybady be it ur frd or d opposite . . .
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 31, 2012
bunmioguns:
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Am actually sorry for dt
Well, nxt time u dont share all ur info online. . . Am nt actually ur frd on fb bt ur info is opened to everybady be it ur frd or d opposite . . .
and wat info av i shared online, and ow is it opened?? anyway forget.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 3:54pm On Sep 17, 2012
dat ur husband go inherit abandoned and over-utilized pucci grin grin
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 2:46pm On Sep 18, 2012
himkers: dat ur husband go inherit abandoned and over-utilized pucci grin grin
who is this attention seeking eediot?? Ur name aint even familiar.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shakara4u(m): 3:52pm On Sep 18, 2012
~vicky~:



lol.....sooner than u think... wink


this your sooner neva reach

booqee has married life abi u dun wake up

neva believed it
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 4:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
shakara4u:


this your sooner neva reach

booqee has married life abi u dun wake up

neva believed it

embarassed embarassed
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shakara4u(m): 4:30pm On Sep 18, 2012
kisshhehehehehehehehehe

why now kisshhehehehehehehehehe

why now
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Sep 19, 2012
booqee: who is this attention seeking eediot?? Ur name aint even familiar.

na ur papa get nairaland? fool! clap for urself that U ve clocked ages on nairaland. ash.wo to d core
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shakara4u(m): 6:13pm On Sep 20, 2012
na waloooo


u guys make a truce now
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 7:12pm On Sep 20, 2012
himkers:

na ur papa get nairaland? fool! clap for urself that U ve clocked ages on nairaland. ash.wo to d core
d prob with u newbies is just dis attention seeking crap. Well sorry to disappoint you.,i'm too busy today. Try again 2moro..its a long queue.
Dumb arsse kissing drivel-posting son of a bastard!
Now u can pls shift to d left, lemme see road abeg.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by kinkie(f): 7:19pm On Sep 20, 2012
Na wa oh.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by valdubem(m): 8:55am On Sep 21, 2012
booqee: d prob with u newbies is just dis attention seeking crap. Well sorry to disappoint you.,i'm too busy today. Try again 2moro..its a long queue.
Dumb arsse kissing drivel-posting son of a bastard!
Now u can pls shift to d left, lemme see road abeg.

before nko? booqee, U no be asha.wo? I use to knw U way back.....Dont pretend like U dnt know. Himkers is damn right
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 11:15pm On Sep 22, 2012
See me see wahala oh! Who are these ones gan na?! undecided
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shakara4u(m): 9:35am On Sep 24, 2012
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and why ama gettin the notifications

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 24, 2012
val_dubem:

before nko? booqee, U no be asha.wo? I use to knw U way back.....Dont pretend like U dnt know. Himkers is damn right
use to know me way back where?? I never lived in d gutters..gets ur facts right! Just who d phuckin hell are you?? undecided

*celebrity no be small thing*
Re: I'm Getting Married! by ekeroyal(m): 11:22am On Jan 31, 2013
@Himkers, Val_dubem, please enough of the trash. It's damn derogatory, this place is for fun and nothing more. Please!
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2013
Dint u notice that valdubem and himkers are the same and one. Daft pple who've made nairaland less desirable...
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shakara4u(m): 6:24pm On Mar 01, 2013
married woman boqeeee,who win the fight?


vicky how far with your date

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