Lets go thru sum funi toasting
comedical,laughinable statement lol.

*U fyn pass al gals 4 warri u b d korect sugar 4 mah garri na ontop u i go spend all mah salary i go buy enitin 4 u even if na ferrari i strong pass Gareth Barry
*i swear na u i wan marry.

*U r mah sunlight u glow more dan d candlelight dats y u shine across d night because of ur light dats y i dnt nid torchlight anytym i c u Onsight i aways fil alright cos wat runs thru me is delight dats y i always want 2 c ur Highlights mah luv 4 u is more kolorful more dan d traffic light just lyk d love of moses to the israelite dats y mah luv 4 u was love at first Sight...back then i rememba toasting u at d mountain height.im in u love baby

*U b d best robe mah wardrobe witout u i no fit cope,back then i wanted to be a pope but wen i saw u i lose hope.if u no gree i wil comit suicide wit a rope cos u r d 1 dats makes me fil alrite dats y u r mah Dope...

*I dey see u girl 4 my area,any time u pass u dey give me malaria,my friends dey tell me say i don colo say d wey i dey love say no be so say d time wey i go die i no go know,so girl wetin u give me,how u do am na where u do am coz ur love he strong well well and i love u well well,so baby girl open the door 2 ur heart make i enter...

*Ma luv 4 u cannot be hrdden,cos im dead serious dats y im nt kiddin dnt mind ur 4rends dat r misleading u,if na money,i wil kip on biddin,i wana Nurture u lyk a Seedling,wat r u needin?

*Without Adam there is no Madam without He there is no She without U there is no Me I LOVE U GAL

*U 2 beautiful,evrytym i c u,al ma bateri dey ful,na me u supose kal april fool cos na u dey kuntro al ma button tool

*Al dem gals tink they r hot,but they r not,d only tin i want u 2 knw is dat among d lot uve got no default cos God finished evry tin 4 ur body with d hips nd edges tightened wit Bolt nd Nut,ur charming beauty makes me Nut...U R 1 IM A BILLION

*Girl u dey do me strong thing.u make my heart beat.u're my blood,my vein,my artery.no 1 has ever squeezed into my heart.but u came in nd sat.i no go lie,it's d fact.u're my latex.u're d finest nd sweetest in my life.4 u i'll survive d strife.u're my princess.be my royal highness nd i swear,i'll hold u tight 4 u are so dear...

*Baby,na u i dae c 4 ma Dream...u dae smooth me up lyk cream...lets join 2geda lyk bread n butter...we go live 4 mansion 2geda not BOYQUARTERZ

If u toast a gal with dis tel me y she no go say YES.? LMAO

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.