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Job Interview by Nobody: 8:32am On Aug 01, 2012 |
This Is An Interview Dialogue I OVERHEARD IN MY WORKING PLACE. IT IS AN INTERVIEW BETWEEN AN OFFICER IN A DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE SEEKING FOR JOB=> Officer: What Is Your Name?. Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Tell Me Properly. Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir Officer: Your Father’s Name?. Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Does That Mean?. Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir Officer: Your Native Place Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?. Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir Officer: What Is Your Qualification? Candidate: M P. Sir Officerangry) What Is It?. Candidate: Metric Pass Officer: so why do you need a job?. Candidate: M P sir Officer: meaning?. Candidate: money problem sir Officer: whats your personality?. Candidate: MP sir Officer: would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?. Candidate: monacrotic personality Officer: I see no wonder. I will get back to you later. . . Candidate: sir, how's my MP?. Officer: and what's that again?. Candidate: my performance Officer: MP! Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?. Officer: Mental Problem. |
Re: Job Interview by nikkyshyne(f): 8:41am On Aug 01, 2012 |
The officer was patient enough sef. I won't go pass 3 questions without telling him to MP out of my office. No time for naansense! |
Re: Job Interview by Nobody: 8:59am On Aug 01, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: The officer was patient enough sef. I won't go pass 3 questions without telling him to MP out of my office.lmao @MP ouuta my office... |
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