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This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 10:53am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Saw this somewhere, decided τ̅☺ share The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria's history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country,knows more about our history than you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". "Who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm, a Student at the back smiled " I dey laugh ooh", mensah smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with anger someone said; "Ɣ☺Ʊ little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now the Lecturer manages to get up and asks Mensah; pls, who're you? Show your self..Mensah jumped,yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012. 3 Likes |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 12:09pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
na by force to laugh |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 12:45pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
~vicky~: Yes o, na must . Laughter increases your lifespan and reduces wrinlkes on τ̅ђё face. . So vicky Ɣ☺Ʊ wan tell me say as Ɣ☺Ʊ read that joke, Ɣ☺Ʊ no even smile or laugh abi....#Godiswatchingu |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by drlaykay(m): 1:08pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
45% Lesser joke though gud creativity |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 1:20pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
dr.laykay:Thanks |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 9:39am On Aug 03, 2012 |
HeheheLwkmh o |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by realsammie(m): 10:22am On Aug 03, 2012 |
dr.laykay:who be dis ant wey dey award mark 4people joke..nna were nwayo o. @op.u got me laughing there. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by kinkie(f): 10:46am On Aug 03, 2012 |
You tried. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 11:40am On Aug 03, 2012 |
Beht its not so funny to me. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 12:58pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
] booqee: Beht its not so funny to me.buh I caught Ɣ☺Ʊ laughing na realsammie:Nna, the matter tire me o. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Bella3(f): 1:39pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Got me laughing |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by mormoni(m): 2:06pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
searching everywhere for the so called thng named joke |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 11:10pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
mormoni: searching everywhere for the so called thng named jokeJust checked your profile and i found that you've posted three topics not fit τ̅☺ be called joke.. I blame etisalat for giving you Free MB τ̅☺ type this rubbish. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by bunmioguns(m): 11:45pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
habayommy: no mind some ppl, dem go dey criticise ppl jokes when dem own even worse @ OP......i must really confess, ur joke got me LMAO......................and for this, i reward u 3 consecutive nights with seun |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Chiscomax(m): 11:52pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
habayommy: Saw this somewhere, decided τ̅☺ shareIs dis Ά̲̣̣̣̥ joke?should I laugh?is it funny? |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by mormoni(m): 8:00am On Sep 06, 2012 |
I hear tho |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 2:33pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Can Ɣ☺Ʊ imagine... @ OP......i must really confess, ur joke got me LMAO......................and for this, i reward u 3 consecutive nights with seun3 nites doing what na? When I no be gaay. Chiscomax:No its not a joke rather a comedy. Laugh ke! Don't laugh o. abi u̲̅ don forget say u̲̅ get one kind terrible mouth odour Wey fit let person go into coma. I really wish i cud be of help. Its Ω̴☺t funny rather its hilarious. All these questions no even reduce the price "Ɣ☺Ʊ k₪☺w what" for market. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Chiscomax(m): 10:16pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
habayommy:kα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥,mr,noted..the price nor reduce at all..even the price of walnut nor reduce...not even Ά̲̣̣̣̥ smile
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Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 11:07pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
Chiscomax:From d above, what are Ɣ☺Ʊ really pointing out? Nothing. . .. Τ̅☺ be candid, that picture u̲̅ posted is meant for u̲̅. #no offense
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Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 11:10pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
@Booqee i hail o |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by ndukwejoe(m): 12:23am On Sep 07, 2012 |
Very funny . Bone sadist for here. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 7:04am On Sep 07, 2012 |
habayommy: @Booqee i hail owhats wiv d hailing?? Finding trouble or wat?? |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by swizz01(m): 7:25am On Sep 07, 2012 |
=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D .....funny die..........*mensah hu said dat?* |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 8:53am On Sep 07, 2012 |
booqee: whats wiv d hailing?? Finding trouble or wat??trouble ke! Just dey greet Ɣ☺Ʊ since its been awhile hv seen on nl and seeing Ɣ☺Ʊ viewing my thread is like hv won a gold medal. No vex say i hail, am just trying τ̅☺ xtend a hand of frndship τ̅☺ Ɣ☺Ʊ. #you are always picking quarrel with me even when am joking. |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 9:54am On Sep 07, 2012 |
^cos u seem to always pick a fight wiv me ni. Anyway body dey kampe. How ur own?? |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by adaifeoma(f): 10:10am On Sep 07, 2012 |
:Dlaugh wan kill me,abi u wan kill person.no mind does critising ur joke is realy funny |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by habayommy: 2:32pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
swizz01: =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D .....funny die..........*mensah hu said dat?*very simple na, swizz01 to seun 2012 am I correct booqee: ^cos u seem to always pick a fight wiv me ni.c mε̲̣̣̣̥ sef dey kakaraka. hope say we b frnds na adaifeoma: :Dlaugh wan kill me,abi u wan kill person.no mind does critising ur joke is realy funnyadaifeoma to OP, 2012. Thanks for d compliment @ndukwejoe, thanks |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Nobody: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
habayommy:*gives him a friendly |
Re: This Ghanian Boy Wan Kill Person by Tiwah: 12:11pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
Dats history.....did u study history? |
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