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Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my ass all the way home.. Every time I think about this I laff to stupor. Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true story, no be joke oh 21 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Fynestboi: 10:59pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Lol.. Keep waiting.. 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 10:59pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
So so so dry! Goosh! 13 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by ifex370(m): 11:07pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
ogbeni... u go pay for d 35kb i waste wen i de open dis thread 30 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 11:10pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: So so so dry! Goosh!G and D! 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 11:11pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
ifex370: ogbeni... u go pay for d 35kb i waste wen i de open dis threadhow much? Broke a'ss 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by ayofag(m): 11:17pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
O.M.G.. i just wasted anoda kilobyte on this trash. 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by cbrass(m): 11:45pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: So so so dry! Goosh! Ahahaaha honestly the thing is funny now...or are you a ghanian or a sympathizer?? 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Big4wig(m): 1:25am On Dec 09, 2013 |
So funny buh i forgot to laugh 5 Likes
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Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Nobody: 6:47am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Pictures or it didn't happen 4 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 6:51am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Big4wig: So funny buh i forgot to laughMy main man, me dey always gbadun u no homo...gud mornin bro 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Jiggaman101: 7:19am On Dec 09, 2013 |
experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my a'ss all the way home.. Wait, r u nigerian? And r u laughing at Ghanaian accent. Wonders shall never end 5 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by ITbomb(m): 7:21am On Dec 09, 2013 |
holy crap , if this get to Frontpage , i'll deactivate my account . When r we going to stop posting trash |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Big4wig(m): 7:46am On Dec 09, 2013 |
experimentist: My main man, me dey always gbadun u no homo...gud mornin browow,i never knew i had secret LIKERS..lol |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Big4wig(m): 7:47am On Dec 09, 2013 |
ITbomb: holy crap , if this get to Frontpage , i'll deactivate my account .u dont know our mods abi 4 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 8:15am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Jigga_man101:Yes broda, I'm a Nigerian. Actually I'm laughing cos I told the guy I want to buy CAT FISH but the dude went and CUT FISHES are u a Ghanian? 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by gambudu: 9:44am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Old joke.copy copy.abeg mod back page pls |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Adamskuty(m): 11:39am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Jigga_man101:shaaaaaraaap u moda'fvcker,nigerians got the best accent in africa and 5th sexiest in the world,never in ur life talk about accent here again oo,mumu . We all know how the typical ghanaian speaks 7 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by vizboy(m): 11:59am On Dec 09, 2013 |
so dry like bonga fish 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 3:56pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Jigga_man101: Wonders indeed shall never end!!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by IloveGH: 5:16pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut ('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my a'ss all the way home.. Dude below is a link to listen to how CUT is supposed to be pronounced and you will know why the guy cut the fish instead of telling you whether he had catfish or not. @ bolded Yes according to the English man, CUT is pronounced the same as CAT. You are laughing because you are a Nigerian and in Nigeria “cut” is pronounced as “caught” But guess what? the rest of the English world don’t Now listen to the pronunciation of CUT from a talking dictionary of English pronunciation CUT - http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=cut&submit=Submit 4 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by cbrass(m): 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
I love GH: Bro bone..naija rules so it must always be our way |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by Jiggaman101: 8:35pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Adamskuty: shaaaaaraaap u moda'fvcker,nigerians got the best accent in africa and 5th sexiest in the world,never in ur life talk about accent here again oo,mumu . I don't argue with little kids with inferior complex to Arabs. So vamoose 2 Likes |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by fati4mumcy: 7:08am On Dec 10, 2013 |
sweet but not intrestin |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 5:59pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: Yes broda, I'm a Nigerian. Actually I'm laughing cos I told the guy I want to buy CAT FISH but the dude went and CUT FISHES are u a Ghanian?I'm a sh1tnigerian,from MUMUdom Republic. LOL 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by PetroDolla2: 6:07pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
cbrass:naija rules my azz.d nigerian way is the criminal way,huh? funny country funny people.LOL 1 Like |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by jree(m): 2:41pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
u mean am?... dy tin dry pass hair dryer? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by InvaluableGem: 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
The fact that you wrote 'you go laff scatter' makes this more annoying. I was reall hoping to laugh scatter. |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 9:55pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
jree: u mean am?... dy tin dry pass hair dryer? |
Re: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by experimentist: 9:56pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Invaluable Gem: The fact that you wrote 'you go laff scatter' makes this more annoying. I was reall hoping to laugh scatter.ok no vexx. Next time e go funny diiiiieeeee! 1 Like |
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