E get dis my guy, he like borrow welwel, so e get oneday hungry dey beat am, ni e go meet one of he neighbour 2 borrow am stove 2 te cook food, he meet another 1 make he borrow am karosine, na so e kon te borrow everytin when he te cook dat day, later in d evening ni rain fall, ni d fool kon go meet he neibour ni e tell am, Neibour abeg the thing dey hungry me, u fit borrow me yur wife, i swear na for this night only Abeg borrow me.
The kind beat wen he recive dat day i sure say even for e grave he go stil dey think am