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Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by dafman10(m): 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
Re:Ogoni Declares Self-Government......Let it be noted that at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum,we have asseverated for the upteenth time, that the convocation of a sovereign national conference for purposes of interrogating the odoriferous vaudeville of our national jeremiad, remains the only potent and efficaciously utilitarian paspartou out of our cascading national sirocco but alas,disdain complacency to say the least and at best Olympian pococuranteism and the tedium of prescriptive poco a poco is what we have been greeted with by intellectual philistines,high priests of a prebendal state and their opprobrious agents...LOOK AM NOW?If this is indeed true,many more may follow and this deposits me in a state of heebie jeebies. http://www.facebook.com/#!/PatrickObahiagbon/posts/510054055678423 LWKMD 2 Likes |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Acidosis(m): 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
abeg wetin be .poco a poco? .siroco? abi i nor go school? 3 Likes |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by pictures: 11:20pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
Igodo , wetin you talk there. Just go open your own school. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Sijo01(f): 11:44pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
I dont think this guy brain is human! 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by jamace(m): 11:48pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
The grammar is laughable but the message is the truth. Sovereign national conference is the only way out of this political bottleneck. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by kulboy(m): 12:23am On Aug 05, 2012 |
This Dude lost me at the 4th Line... Does the Guy use a dictionary when writing...This is some heavy shit |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by tempest01(m): 1:19am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Abeg this man sef...this one no be communication again...na encryption 10 Likes |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Murphy7h4: 2:39am On Aug 05, 2012 |
It's a beauty! 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by dasparrow: 3:10am On Aug 05, 2012 |
This man's grammar gives me a pounding headache. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by 175(m): 4:52am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin be poco a poco means poke me, i poke back. Hehehehe! 3 Likes |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by IamTeslim: 6:21am On Aug 05, 2012 |
This is not english. Its "Gramaticonfusion" *Faints* he never communicates. Mtcheew!!! |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by slap1(m): 6:45am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Obahiagbon is a very poor communicator, despite his large reservoir of words. 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Nobody: 7:16am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin be Didn't you do music at jss class lol,Simple means "little by little" And this man is a dunce for entaintaining ppl with his position instead of speaking to his fellowers for them to understand but he is using art,music science etc words to get popular . The ppl in his local govt must be witches and wizard that they understand his campaign words and still vote him in or did he got that job like everyother politician did? I think simple what he is trying to say is about asking for sovereign national conference . Chikena! 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by PhysicsQED(m): 7:27am On Aug 05, 2012 |
In some sense, and on some level, Patrick Obahiagbon is actually illiterate. 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by revolt(m): 9:03am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Poco a poco means little by little wonder why he speaks in phrases tho but he sure the worst communicator in the world. p |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Jakumo(m): 9:51am On Aug 05, 2012 |
The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi. Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum. As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit. Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi ! 11 Likes |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Dont believe everything you read. That's not Patricks facebook page, but that of an imposter. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by sawyer89: 10:42am On Aug 05, 2012 |
It's now crystal clear to me why he wasn't relected! With this poor communication skill of his,he will continue failing in his subsequent political ambitions. Honourable,learn to communicate and not entertain! 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by DICKtator: 10:42am On Aug 05, 2012 |
dafman10: *opens DICKtionary* But i mean, is this really communication? Who gets a feedback from all these jargons? |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by ololo12: 10:46am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!! |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Nobody: 10:48am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.Hon. Patrick second! call him poor communicator, entertainer or anything, the truth is they are genuises. Define a genius and you wil agree with me. thumbs up man 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by callydon(m): 10:54am On Aug 05, 2012 |
jamace: The grammar is laughable but the message is the truth. Sovereign national conference is the only way out of this political bottleneck.bros U jst summarised Hon.Patrick's whole dictionary sentence into three lines. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by ayobase(m): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2012 |
ololo12: Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!! Off Topic: Did U attend Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo? |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Tundephish(m): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin be It means little by little |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Gozzzy(m): 10:57am On Aug 05, 2012 |
wetin dey wori ds dude? Why him to form ova sabi 4 grammer? See important thing,na im ds shyt hill,na yarn nonsense as if say na trivial issue!! 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Lagusta(m): 10:58am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin be Poco a poco: if u poke me I poke u... Siroco: iroko tree... Well 1 Like |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by ArQueBusieR(m): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin bePoco a poco is a musical term which means little by little. I don't know what siroco means. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by 999666: 11:07am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Jakumo...You is da man!!! |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by ernestleon(m): 11:07am On Aug 05, 2012 |
ArQueBusieR:its italian... |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by crackhouse(m): 11:11am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Acidosis: abeg wetin beeh that reminds me, this man should be able to give us the meaning of that word asked by Tonto Dike. Po.... po..... ..sth, i've forgotten what she call it. Can't remember now. |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by Nobody: 11:16am On Aug 05, 2012 |
No message has been passed across here :- [ |
Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration by mu2sa2: 11:18am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Anyway, thanks for this marvelous entertainment. As a jester, u are improving everyday on your vocation. |
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