This is an offshoot of an earlier thread started here: www.nairaland.com/1016105/using-tissue-water-after-toilet

As a para-medic who also grew up with a Dad who's job revolved around community health, I feel a need to advise on this topic.
Just like kids r taught potty habits n hygiene, I think adults need 2 learn same too. This has nothing to do with tribe, religious affiliation, keeping it real, or the west.
A good potty habit and hygiene entails that u train yourself to stool each morning before u bath. Use tissue paper to wipe off, then hit the shower and wash clean.
If u have to stool in public restrooms, plz use a tissue. Using water messes up d toilet, leaves particles of faecal matter between ur fingers n in ur nails. And It is unfair to d person that gets to shake u, handle or eat something u've touched.
For those that have hairy arse, as much as u don't grow a forest in ur armpit, plz shave d hair off ur arse. Those hair trap both faeces n paper hence the stains u observe in ur underwear!
If u have running stomach, d stool would be watery n hence can be effectively taken care of with tissue.
Always have a bath n change ur underwear when u return home from work, irrespective of whether u defecated outside of not.
I know some people here believe farting in front of people translates to keeping it real. It doesn't. People must learn to act cultured.
Forget all dis keeping-it-real hypocrisy!!