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| Joke..a Misquoting Mother..lol by sholikay(m): 5:01pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Tayo wrote JAMB thrice, so his mum was worried.. He had to leave house for UNILORIN to visit a friend... So he had malaria and he was in their health centre and he called his mum to let her know..... Tayo : Mummy, e kaaro ma(mummy gud morning ma) MUM: Bawo ni omo mi? (how are you my son?) Tayo: Mo wa ni UNILORIN , am on admission (i'm at unilorin on admission) MUM: Eeeh, omo mi ti ri ADMISSION! (eeeh! My son has been offered admission). Tayo : Nooooo, Mummy, malaria ni mo ni (no mummy its malaria i'm admitted for) MUM: ogaa!, malaria course ni won fun e?.. kaa daada, kaa daada oo(wonder,so its malaria course u were offerred?.study it very well o) Tayo : Won ma discharge mi l'ola (they will discharge me tomorrow). MUM: Olorun maje; 4 YEARS NIWA Lo!!!! (GOD forbid,you will spend the rightful four years)..lol..do av a splendid sunday and public hols ahead of u. |
| Re: Joke..a Misquoting Mother..lol by delishpot: 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lol. The boy go reject am o. |
| Re: Joke..a Misquoting Mother..lol by Aleshico(m): 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
dat z pretty 4ny.lol |
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