Who is the best rapper/netcee in NairaLand ?
Well, in a couple of days this thread will do nothing but answer that.

Lets go . . .
Rules

- 20 lines each
- No biting.
- Both verses should be posted on Friday 24th August 2012
- Comments are welcomed.
- First 5 credible votes count will count.


Deadline: 4pm Friday, 24th August 2012

so Where the two mofos dey nao?

My boy cant you read?

mikuz: My boy cant you read?

Oops . . Didnt see it . My bad

I move like the speed of light/ to spin lyrics that abuse his civil rights/
Split the blanket' . . . and kill Prekky in a 'pillow fight'!/

Im an alphamale . . . Hes just a broke fella/ rule over this battle . . . cos my flows beta/
. . . Even the Greeks can attest Im an Oba Omega!!/

I storm his residence . . . tie his both legs/ from his foam bed . . . to his closet/
. . . Thats to give him a 'home stretch'!/

I hoard cannons and doubles/ thats sure to have him rumbled/
. . . Cos Im definately Setting P for the kill . . . like Banky W!/

Voters know I ball . . . with rhymes lacking bloomers/
Prekks only one of ma consumers/
. . . So If he ever balled, it must be a factual rumour/
Cos his rhymes is a comic relief . . . Aqueous humor!/

My bars already overwhelming the tout/
He knows Im definately heading this bout/ even with the whole of Slaughterhouse, helping him out/
. . . Blast his legs over the borders . . . and have him over-stepping his bounds!/

Im rocking like kwaito/ if voters ever praised you,it must be a typo/
Swerve Barber lyrics . . . cos this Friday . . . Im sure to Fry yo!



Won this bout hands down . . . so quit talking further/
A stunning baller/
. . . My speed over-run the pauper/
Got a Sporting Life . . . and hes just a Complete Sucker!/

Listen!!
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Aw I attack wif disguised styl/ no eva tink say I be nice guy/ cus I'll 'cast a die on mik's retina'. . . & give him back his diced eyes. . . .togetha wiv five knives!/
or a drive-by. . .to hav him derive why/

I'll murder him in courtrooms. . .& have Mik dead to rights . . . . . . .like paralysis of d right side!/


I stash everyday. . . . ma cash mainly cray!/ but Mik's bars rarely play/
so bad. . even his mum 'cos mic sh¡t'. . . . .like d rumours last wednesday!/
so how ma gats ready spray/ I'll defy his altar. . .& 'cross his temple'. . .on ash wednesday!!/


Prekk b rankin big. . . .ma rifles blastin quick/ &ma d¡ck is why Mik girl b wantin me/
so in time. . .ma velocity. .wil cover 'dis stan's' wit ease/
til he go down wit speed/ but I bet he neva ever undastands physics/
too bad his IQ will "Neverland". . . . .at Jackson's crib!!!/


I'm straight up banking/ wt money 2 make ur 'B.P rise'. . . .with chevron's rankin/ mik, lets talk frankly! . . . when am thru dishin you a record spankin/ you'll "go down for good" . . . . .like gettin head from DeVon franklin!!!/


dont think Kuz's death be atoned/
wen I 'run d field' & then serve Mik 'L'. . . . harder than John Terry 'nd Co!/
cos ma puns edgin ya flow/ til dis son's beggin ta go/
cos he's farouk's device. . . .other words, he jus not ready ta blow!!/


I spun very fast flows/ on every darn show/
he's some weirdy a-$$ broke/
best 'marshall' out! . . .when I run 'shady' paroles/
or I'll make u 'see d metals up in ya face' . . .terminator in H.D or so!!/
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#ThePrekky

closed for jugding?

How them dey take judge here? Abi una no dey judge at all?

ThePrekky: How them dey take judge here? Abi una no dey judge at all?

chill down my nigga . . . It might take some time . . . Just that most vets are barely online as before . . It will be judged

Am i allowed to judge?

If u know the rules. . . I guess so

Thunderstorm, you vote too.. Tell Ibime to come around too

Wack shits! Smh

frantik: Wack shits! Smh

frantik: u nat drugs. .u wack fool/
so watch me be hittin diz quack dude/
coz even here in naija, 5naira has no value!!/

see who dey talk.

o not judged yet?

mehn prekky killd it....

Prekky nailed it. Mikuz obviously underestimated him.

Prekky's verses had more sting in the them. And the wordplay made it an enjoyable read. And his multies were on point.

Y0 w0rdsmith... #w0rd#

OPENER:mikkuz...(his' had harder punchlines and wordplay)


PUNCHLINES:tie...(you both came with good punchlines)


FLOW:tie...(you both had good flowat thesame )


RYHMES:prekky....(prekky had this cuz mikuz had his own out of place @ a time,)


WORDPLAY:mikuz....(he had this one obviously)



METAPH0R:prekky...(he had the metaphors)


MULTIES:prekky....(he had more multies)


CL0SER:prekky...(like a stud he came harder than mikuz)

so .`. According to the above calc.

MVGT:prekky!

I really enjoyed the read,anything criteria i missed??

Na wa o . . Who's this one seperating "Multies" from "rhyme"?

Mehn.. Jus gettin here.. Upping!
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Thanx Voters..
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Mikuz come Close thread sharperly

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