A Fulani man was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane and his car was fined #50,000.
Despite all begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car.
"Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?" the Fulani man asked.
"We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officials. "Ha-ha-ha-ha" the Fulani bursted into laughter. All d LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he's laughing.
Immediately, the Fulani man brought out his phone began to speak this way"
"Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa)
"No sir?
"Not less than 30min before it will explode"
"The car has been arrested...
"Only 20 out of those new bombs inside the car...
"They are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa!
"I am coming back to Yobe alive now.
"Thank you sir. Greet other faithfuls for me.
He rounded off his imaginary call. When he looked back, no Lastman was in sight.
He entered his car and sped off, saying "Shege, dan burouba..."