The National Assembly athem.

Arise o lootariots
the looters call obey
to loot our fathers land
with greed & zest & verve
the boot of all our leaders past
shall never be recovered
to steal with patience & vigor
One nation ruled by bandits
crooks and bribe takers.

O god of subsidy
protect our bribery scams
guide all our looters right
help our greed the loot to steal
in debts and terrorism we'll grow
and looting day and night
fat foreign accounts we have
and build a nation where Luck and cabals shall reign.
THE PLEDGE
I pledge to the umbrella of my party
to be greedy, clueless and corrupt
to loot Nigeria with all my strength
to defend our lootitude
and uphold our mansions and billions
so let us loot.

LWKMD.wen is GEJ going to sign it into law?

Hahaahahahahaaha

even goodluck would surely laugh if he gets to see this

LOL... bros, you wicked o

Innunique: The National Assembly athem.

Arise o lootariots
the looters call obey
to loot our fathers land
with greed & zest & verve
the boot of all our leaders past
shall never be recovered
to steal with patience & vigor
One nation ruled by bandits
crooks and bribe takers.

O god of subsidy
protect our bribery scams
guide all our looters right
help our greed the loot to steal
in debts and terrorism we'll grow
and looting day and night
fat foreign accounts we have
and build a nation where Luck and cabals shall reign.
THE PLEDGE
I pledge to the umbrella of my party
to be greedy, clueless and corrupt
to loot Nigeria with all my strength
to defend our lootitude
and uphold our mansions and billions
so let us loot.

Right, thats brilliant!

God of subsidy? I laff sotay i go hug moving train.

This is brilliant.
Nigeria is blest.
Pls present this through your senator or to baba OBJ.
Lwkmd.