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Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by mimicue(f): 11:40pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
*yawns* |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by rammy57(m): 12:02am On Aug 23, 2012 |
Mr.T Anonymous:Dry joke u no try at all |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:45am On Aug 23, 2012 |
A woman once suspected his husband having an affair wit d maid coz wen it is time 4 bed d husband would say;darling I want to watch wrestling in d living room.So one day,d woman decided to set a trap for her husband,so she sent the maid to d village secretly for 1week without letting her husband knw.So when it was bedtime,d husband made his usual excuse dat he wants 2 watch wrestling in d sitting rum.So d woman went 2 d maid's room and slept on the maid's bed unclad in the darkness waiting for her chance to count so that she can catch her husband red-handed.After some time,the door opened and the intruder began making luv to the woman,after the 5th round,the woman said;So all dis while,u have been coming here sleeping wit d maid,and now you can go on wit the 5th and if you want to make love to me,you will only do it to second round and say you are tired.Naso,a voice just replied her,abeg no be Oga,na the gateman, madam no vex,I no know sey na u dey for bed,I thought it was the maid,abeg madam,no tell Oga,cause he go arrest me. GOOD MORNING ALL NL'S BUBBLE BRAIN. |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:57am On Aug 23, 2012 |
The worst thing for a man making luv to a pregnant woman is when the child pulls the man's joystick inside the womanliness and shouts;abeg,bros dat ur long thing dey touch my head. 1 Like |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:03am On Aug 23, 2012 |
One day,Dame Patience Jonathan once invited sum influencial women to a dinner in a restaurant.After eating,the waiter brought the bill: Dame Patience Jonathan:N10400 Ngozi Okonjo:N10250 Dora Akinyili:N10450 Turai Yaradua:N10200 Total:N41300. After looking at the bill,Dame Patience said,I'm going to pay for others except total,cause total has so many filling station in Nigeria,why should he expect me to pay his bill? 1 Like |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:32am On Aug 23, 2012 |
One day,a mother beat his 5 year old kid,just then the father entered d house and asked d boy what he did.The kids replied his father;Dad I can't cope with ur wife any longer,I want my own wife. |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by Akinolore(m): 10:20am On Aug 23, 2012 |
Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:59am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Little Johnny Parks His Car Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed." Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny. He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl. Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. A few minutes later all you can here is little Johnny screaming . His mom rushes into the room and says" what the hell is going on here? . The girl tries her best to explain. She said "You see we were playing park the car and johnny got his car all most all the way in. The back tires wouldnt fit so I cut them off! 1 Like |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:46am On Sep 13, 2012 |
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by hottprince: 9:04am On Sep 13, 2012 |
OP i jst wanna laugh to complement d effort u put into compilin ds junks hahahaha. But nxt tim post jokes dt v ur copyright on dem.hey no more dry jokes |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:28pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Larride's pastor once baptised him,after immersing him into water the third time,he told him nw u hav been immersed into this water d 3 times and baptised in d name of d Holy Trinity,no more sins,no more alcohol,your name has been changed to Isreal. When he got home,he went into his bar,picked a bottle of champagne and immersed it into water saying,I've baptised u in d name of d Holy Trinity,ur name has changed 2 Orange juice. I'm back guys.Happy New Year to all NL bubblebrains. |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:29pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
mimicue: *yawns*u wanna sleep? |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:36pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokesthe person wey do u tis no try at all,God go punish satan 4 doing u dis way.Sorry,bushpig |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:38pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:43pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokes Akinolore: Thou, I have never sent in a joke here, but I do read and enjoy most of the jokes in this threats. But. Am not sure this T.anonymous think before he pasting his annoying useless jokes here. I believe all of us here are grown up adults to laughs to real jokes not boring and sleeping dose jokesI'm happy u knw dat u havn't pst any jokes b/4(were is d talent),the person wey do u dis way no do u well,God punish satan 4 doing u like dis,sorry,Mr. bushpig. |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by Cedric505: 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
MrTAnonymous: One day,Messi brought a girl 2 his house.So d girl went 2 d bathroom 2 UnCloth,when she came back to d bedroom,she saw 2 guys wit Messi lying on the bed.So she asked him what was going on.There Messi replied;I can't do anytin except i'm assisted by xavi and Iniesta.LOL !!!!!!! |
Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by Cedric505: 8:47am On Sep 03, 2014 |
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Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by sammondonpoint(m): 6:20pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
All this joke self no sweet shey na so Nairaland dry reach?
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Re: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by Jesuspistol(m): 7:08am On Sep 04, 2014 |
MrTAnonymous: This following conversation occurred btw a mother&her short child : Her 1st confession would be...ur father is not ur real father! |
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