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Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 2:58am On Jan 02, 2008
An 8 year old boy was accused of rape. He was taken to court for trial.

In the coutroom,his lawyer who happens to be a female lawyer holds his privates up and says

"Your honour, see this, can he rape someone with this?

The boy wispers to his lawyer "don't shake it or we will lose the case.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ThugLife1(m): 3:25am On Jan 02, 2008
Bro
You no get good jokes again?
Una men you phuck up cry
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 3:35am On Jan 02, 2008
I think ur brain is in ur back pocket n ur sitin on it
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ThugLife1(m): 3:45am On Jan 02, 2008
Bro
take am easy now,we dey fight? cheesy
because u paste stale jokes make i no talk again? grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 3:55am On Jan 02, 2008
i wonder y the joke is stale. read it again letter for letter

Hey u know that whatever i say, i'm always jovial grin grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by tosinadeda: 4:39am On Jan 02, 2008
Poster i dnt get the last part o
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by kronkykay(m): 7:20am On Jan 02, 2008
@ituen

did you have a D!CK in your mouth weh you were typing that shit down?

admit it bro, you've lost.

and wats the sh!t about whatever you say you are always jovial?

haven't your boyfriend told you, you 5uck at times if not always.

no beef meant. i aint scared of you though
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 8:07am On Jan 02, 2008
tosinadeda:

Poster i dnt get the last part o
It means that the guy did it. He didnt want to get an erection by the lawyer touching it

@kronky
its been in ur history. U never understand any joke. So jst laugh anytime som1 does
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by kronkykay(m): 9:04am On Jan 02, 2008
it's tru, i just dont understand any joke tha comes out of nostrils like the one above.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 9:54am On Jan 02, 2008
Do words come out of noses? I to u were cured?
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Jan 02, 2008
talkactive in action!

iteun if the joke is stale, then why don't u ask them to refrigerate it huh?

anyway i loved it. thug u wan die?
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 12:24pm On Jan 02, 2008
tnks lady cool
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2008
no probs dearie, anything for u mon ami grin grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ThugLife1(m): 1:52pm On Jan 02, 2008
clemcykul:

talkactive in action!

iteun if the joke is stale, then why don't u ask them to refrigerate it huh?

anyway i loved it. thug u wan die?
No, I won live
Thank Your God say TT no dey here
he for yab you well well for your stale jokes cheesy
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2008
TT no get say for where i dey
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by Migines(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2008
Under tessy's bed?
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 7:48am On Jan 03, 2008
Thats my domain, man
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by Migines(m): 8:28am On Jan 03, 2008
Well, good 4.Ya.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by tessybaby(f): 9:19am On Jan 03, 2008
Migines:

Under tessy's bed?

Mig i believe u have something more to say
one day u go talk am
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by efuah(f): 9:58am On Jan 03, 2008
lol grin a man in a boy's body grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by Migines(m): 10:10am On Jan 03, 2008
One day. . .One perfect day.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by clemcykul(f): 1:36pm On Jan 03, 2008
yeah on good perfeect day wen iteun don get hair for chest grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by tessybaby(f): 2:41pm On Jan 03, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA clemcy u are a clown
who got u out of disney land?
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ituen(m): 7:13pm On Jan 03, 2008
Got her out? for Which Country?

na escape from sorbibor na im she do
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by tjtj1(m): 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2008
well the joke is funny if u think about it
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by Migines(m): 8:49pm On Jan 03, 2008
Na d driest movie 4 d whole world u mention so.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Jan 04, 2008
haba miggs iteun reach to watch movie na cartoon him dey watch grin
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by tjtj1(m): 8:37pm On Jan 04, 2008
;d
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by mystikalb2(m): 8:38pm On Jan 05, 2008
u ty sha
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by dinipre(f): 10:36pm On Jan 05, 2008
thug4lyfe abeg leave mr ituen(pepper, meaning in ibibio lang.)alone.afterall,u r thug 4 lyfe and he is just a pepper.
peace y'all.
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by Migines(m): 10:37pm On Jan 05, 2008
And wtf is dat suppose to mean?
Re: Lawyer, Take It Easy by ThugLife1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 05, 2008
Meaning
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