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Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 5:53pm On Aug 29, 2012
Define Trouble
Trouble is:

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologize tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, you go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide the proof ohh, or else
...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 you go get, no worry.

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo you go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!

When your dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na your mama go start to pay your school fees.

When you dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be that.

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out your wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare your grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.

When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.

Add ur own abegi....

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Re: Funny Trouble by Nobody: 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2012
Caracta, are you okay?
Re: Funny Trouble by Belbest(m): 6:13pm On Aug 29, 2012
Oboy i don laff my ribs out u too much
Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2012
fluid26: Caracta, are you okay?
Fluid, are you fine?
Re: Funny Trouble by Nobody: 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2012
Caracta:
Fluid, are you fine?

You've been acting kinda strange lately. Have you got something to say to me? undecided
Re: Funny Trouble by Chokolee(m): 8:13pm On Aug 29, 2012
Ahhhh...na real caracta...dis tin na dubb na!!! Kai!

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Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 12:17am On Aug 30, 2012
fluid26:

You've been acting kinda strange lately. Have you got something to say to me? undecided
Strange? How? Have you got something to say to me?
Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 10:15pm On Dec 11, 2012
hmmmm
Re: Funny Trouble by 190theclown: 10:16pm On Dec 11, 2012
grin grin
Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 10:17pm On Dec 11, 2012
smh
Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 10:18pm On Dec 11, 2012
. cool
Re: Funny Trouble by Caracta(f): 10:19pm On Dec 11, 2012
190, i don't have it again o. Still trying to locate you
Re: Funny Trouble by 190theclown: 10:19pm On Dec 11, 2012
smiley
Re: Funny Trouble by 190theclown: 10:19pm On Dec 11, 2012
Caracta: 190, i don't have it again o. Still trying to locate you


shocked shocked
Re: Funny Trouble by TRASIE(f): 6:26am On Dec 12, 2012
grin
nice....
Re: Funny Trouble by TRASIE(f): 6:29am On Dec 12, 2012
when you call in sick at work so that you attend a party,only to find out that your boss is the MC..
YOU JUST KEEP HIDING BEHIND PEOPLE'S HEADS

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Re: Funny Trouble by heshomoney(m): 10:31pm On Feb 03, 2013
When your Boss caught you in bed with his wife at the end of the month LOL

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