things are begining to look interestn, scratches beard and keeps watching

ben~jay:

^{Looks at tessy's post and laughs.} You looking for someone that will deminish your rep on this forum right ?

looks like u don't the truth Ben.

tessybaby:

looks like u don't the truth Ben.

English na ur problem ? feel free to use pidgin.

dat was an omission professor
i know english is your mother's tongue _{but it's not mine}
so pardon me

u are pardoned my dear, go and murder no more

ben stop begging tess for an autograph na by force iteun witch kain lover boy u be sef

see as ben dey attack tess left,centre, and middle u dey busy dey laff

saucekid:

synonymous name
ituen and rape

What do u know abt synonyms?

clemcykul:

u are pardoned my dear, go and murder no more

ben stop begging tess for an autograph na by force iteun witch kain lover boy u be sef

see as ben dey attack tess left,centre, and middle u dey busy dey laff

THe yabs never go deep if not, i for intervene

I never knew tessybaby was a celebrity oooo.

so being a dumba$$ can really make one this famous ?

Ur testing me abi?

No worry urself, Me and Tess no get time

Wonders shall never end. Me test U ?
God Forbid !!! I dont do Guyz.

*watch d rumble wit keen interest*

Migines:

*watch d rumble wit keen interest*

.

. . . .expecting WHAT to happen?

@ Topic

That was wicked sweet. I have laughed my head off.
Good one

. . . .Since d tym wey dem don post d joke?

ben~jay:

I never knew tessybaby was a celebrity oooo.

so being a dumba$$ can really make one this famous ?

are u jealous about dat?

please send me ur CV i think dis ur unemployment don dey enter ur head

@ben & Tess
wat xactly is the deal wit u both?

    Listen ppl, dat is y i wana rule dis land, under my reign men & women can hav equal opportunity, tessy can marry d 4 men her heart desires, Migines can carry belle as many times 4 as many women as he sees fit, evn show bobo can finally go back 2 sch aftr 18yrs and saucekid can wed TT. Nlnd witout me, e no go get head ohhh!      

sounds like a nice agenda.

but have you tried implementing it on your family first? we can start from there though.

and lets know wat the results are huh!

ruler my a55.

Migines:

@ben & Tess
what xactly is the deal wit u both?

i want to let ben know am his elder
i don't do with kids

YEa baby,

ever since we adopted himf rom that kuvuki disaster

Ha ha ha

@Tess Swthrt u are lucky i am in a very good mood this morning. I for don change am for you.

@Ituen Guy wetin tie wrapper no fit come between us.

@All How ona dey ?

should i wait for your bad mood?

^{ben rushes @ tessybaby wanting to just shake her a little and warn her. Unfortunately d babe just break.}

U see what i have been avoiding. All these malnourished kids wey dey find who go kill them.
Now who wan sponsor this one burial, because the money aint coming out of my pocket.

hi Tessybaby,how you doing gurl? i sure hope to talk wif you,you aint bad at all i see.
i sure wanna be pregnant for you.

Now this is a new one, and very strange indeed.
@Migs,clem,saucekid,showbobo,TT et al, are you guyz pondering what i am pondering

cooldude62:

hi Tessybaby,how you doing girl? i sure hope to talk with you,you aint bad at all i see.
i sure want to be pregnant for you.

_{rushes to take cover}
JESUS wept! ! ! _{and tore his underwear}
NLDers una come oooooooo
i have never seen something like dis before
woman want get pregnant for woman
GOD FORBID BAD THINGS

wetin u dey shock for tess?

u have already donr the deed last night hhehehehhhhee nna man u giv belle ooh ol girl u lagidi no be small

i knew there was something strange about tessy.

And why did u keep quiet?

Just minding my business i guess.

just keep on doing just dat and u will have no problem with me
ok?

_{Ben signs peace treaty with Tessybaby
they both shake hands and everyone is happy.}