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My Experience With Nigerian Movies by olasesi(m): 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2012
............in Nigerian movies

1)you can SHOOT yourself TWICE in the HEAD
2)in the court room,a FLASHBACK is presented as an EVIDENCE to the judge
3)when it's about to rain, the SOUND comes on before LIGHTENING shows off.
4)you grow up to discover you mum is a[b] WITCH[/b] and that she has been the one behind your predicament of not being able to father a child....Because your wife insulted her....

Let's have yours.........

@Mr moderator
......hmmmmmmm maybe front page sha
Re: My Experience With Nigerian Movies by dopeJemi: 8:26pm On Aug 31, 2012
nw dis z funny cheesy
Re: My Experience With Nigerian Movies by dopeJemi: 8:31pm On Aug 31, 2012
1:u get shot n u shout twice b4 u die

2: u wanna av a flashback, u will think of d part u were not in

3: d tym in d house will be 2:30am buh luk outside, its bright wink
Re: My Experience With Nigerian Movies by olasesi(m): 11:30pm On Aug 31, 2012
........all BLACK cats and birds are witches and wizards
........after wasting a couple of time watching the trash called "movie" u get "THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING" at the end
Re: My Experience With Nigerian Movies by Jbgurl: 12:39am On Sep 01, 2012
a ghost looks right and left b4 crossing road. A blind woman says 'am hapi 2see u my son',the theme song tels u d whole story,
Re: My Experience With Nigerian Movies by Nobody: 9:45am On Sep 01, 2012
A similar thread has been taken to front page before!

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