James is a house boy who drinks
his Boss's wine then adds water.
His Boss became suspicious and
decided to change the brand of
his wine, as usual James drank
from the wine and topped
it with water and immediately
the wine became milky and he
knew
he was in
trouble. When his Boss came
back
and
saw the changed wine, he knew
he
had
nailed ...James.
James knowing
he
was
in trouble decided 2 stay in the
kitchen.
The Boss having told his wife
what he
observed now swung into
action.
"James!" he called from the
sitting
room.
He answered: "Yes Boss".
"Who
drank my wine? James didn't
answer. The
Boss
asked again, still no answer.
Then
His
Boss went to the kitchen to
meet
him
there: "Are you insane or what?
Why
when I called, you said" yes
boss"
but wen I asked you a question
you don't
answer me? " James
replied,"hmmmmm m
oga when you are in the kitchen
you
don't understand anything at all
except
your name" "Is that so?"asked
his
boss,"Okay, go to the bar stand
beside
Madam, while I go into the
kitchen
then,
you ask me a question" James
accepted.
When his boss was in the
kitchen
he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, James"
Boss
answers. James then asks,"Who
goes
into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom
when
Madam is not at home?" No
answer.
James shouted again:"Boss, I say
who
dey sneak into Aunty
Yetunde’s
room when madam no dey
house?" No
answer.
The Boss runs back from the
kitchen
shouting " Wonders shall never
end
ooooooooooooooo ! James, It's
true
ooooo, when one is in the
kitchen, he doesn't hear
anything
except one's
name." The wife now very
angry
interrupted, "that's not true. It's
a
lie!"
James asked if she'll enter the
magic
kitchen and be tested and she
agreed.
James asks madam,"Who's
junior's biological father? Me or
My Boss?
"Madam rushed out of the
kitchen."This
kitchen needs to be fumigated
oooooooooooo! I can't
understand anything at all.
*Happy new month*
W

you tried. Keep it up.