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Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 2:34am On Oct 01, 2008
May God remove the front teeth of your enemies so that

by their smiles you shall know them.

May God leave our spiritual eyes continually open to

always identify our enemies with or without their front

teeth.

Happy New Month my people
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 5:13am On Oct 01, 2008
what kinda prayer be this nna?




































Anywayz nna, I kinda like it grin
Re: Prayer For The New Month by abasifo(m): 7:25am On Oct 01, 2008
infobaba:

May God remove the front teeth of your enemies so that
quote] DON'T YOU READ BIBLE God said pray for your enemies to repents
an if i may say you are somebody enemies
so your front teeth as well God will remove it Amen
Re: Prayer For The New Month by ElosAgos(m): 7:49am On Oct 01, 2008
@InfoB

You have started again.
What sort of prayer is that.
If that's what you pray for always, please you better stop praying. grin
Re: Prayer For The New Month by jmkbond(f): 8:42am On Oct 01, 2008
@info,in jesus name weeeeeeeeee pray amennnnnn
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 10:57am On Oct 01, 2008
Elos Agos:

grin

gabrywyl:

grin

by their smiles you shall know them.
Re: Prayer For The New Month by romsky: 11:04am On Oct 01, 2008
info ur prayer no complete o

may God break their legs so that by their limping we shall know them
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 11:12am On Oct 01, 2008
May that be your potion. in jesus name i pray amin
Re: Prayer For The New Month by romsky: 11:17am On Oct 01, 2008
bak to senda as Pastor Chris don lay hand on top my head today odeshi

Due to the increase in female population,
the federal government has placed a bonanza: marry two girls and get one free.
Hurry now and get married coz offer is valid till NOV 14, 2008.
Forward to all your friends, spread d news hahhahahahahahha.
Offer not valid for married men and underage lyk INFO
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Pennywise(m): 11:23am On Oct 01, 2008
romade:

bak to senda as Pastor Chris don lay hand on top my head today odeshi

Due to the increase in female population,
the federal government has placed a bonanza: marry two girls and get one free.
Hurry now and get married because offer is valid till NOV 14, 2008.
Forward to all your friends, spread d news hahhahahahahahha.
[b]Offer not valid for married men [/b]and underage like INFO
Have you forgotten that married men are the ones making, approving and enforcing all the laws? You see why your dream cannot work.
Re: Prayer For The New Month by romsky: 11:27am On Oct 01, 2008
i blieve u r speaking for yaself abi
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Pennywise(m): 11:29am On Oct 01, 2008
angry angry
Re: Prayer For The New Month by romsky: 11:33am On Oct 01, 2008
who collected ya bread grin
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 11:36am On Oct 01, 2008
Yawns
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 2:40am On Oct 02, 2008
Go to sleep Monkey Boy
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 7:00am On Oct 02, 2008
I am sleeping.
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 7:07am On Oct 02, 2008
If you are sleeping why I see you online here?
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 8:09am On Oct 02, 2008
Witch. That what u are
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 8:23am On Oct 02, 2008
Some people are born just too sensitive.

So what about witches? You scared?
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 8:32am On Oct 02, 2008
Of you ? NAH
Re: Prayer For The New Month by clemcykul(f): 12:55pm On Oct 02, 2008
why not?
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 9:54pm On Oct 02, 2008
Na where her powers end my own start
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 3:04am On Oct 03, 2008
I juju you than you no fir shout after that. . . angry
Re: Prayer For The New Month by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2008
juju urselfs very well
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2008
Cést nes pas posible
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 7:32am On Oct 05, 2008
And why is it not possible? Anything is possible mehn. . .
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 8:04am On Oct 05, 2008
Ok, Juju urself
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Oct 05, 2008
my main intention was to juju you
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 10:56am On Oct 05, 2008
Cést nes pas posible
Re: Prayer For The New Month by Gabry(f): 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2008
Pirated French! angry
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 5:09pm On Oct 05, 2008
French Pirated !
Re: Prayer For The New Month by MrInfo1(m): 12:39am On Jul 01, 2011
:p

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