The Teacher asked Little
Akpos a question..


Teacher,: do you know kwame Nkurumah?"


Little Akpos answed, "NO! Sir"



Teacher,:: What about Adolf Hitler?''




Akpos:: No sir..!



Teacher: your work is only playing
and you dont concentrate on your studies..!"




Akpos:: why should I concentrate
on people who Died like a Hundred years ago?



and do you Know Dani1luv?''



Teacher,: No, whats the point
of knowing Him and yet He isn't
part of the school sylabus??





Akpos:: "Yes you should vividly
know him.



when you are Busy
with people who died Long ago,






this is the guy who have
been sleeping with your wife..!"

























the teacher saw his menses

JOKE GRADING:B

REMARKS: YOU VE GOTTA SIT UP

REWARD:JUST 2 HOURS WITH VICKY

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING:B

REMARKS: YOU VE GOTTA SIT UP

REWARD:JUST 2 HOURS WITH VICKY

abeg help me extend d two hours to 24 hours abeg

whats the idea

Nice joke

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING:B

REMARKS: YOU VE GOTTA SIT UP

REWARD:JUST 24 HOURS WITH EFULEFU

that's the idea

Valiantvaliant: Nice joke that's the idea

na vicky i want, no be efulefu ;(

bunmioguns:



na vicky i want, no be efulefu ;(

lets do it this way, i'll have Vicky until she is 40,**sobs** and then you can have her after that. . . . .

Thief

Hey bumni, nice one.

larride: Hey bumni, nice one.

thats why am called the jokes expert....

bunmioguns:





thats why am called the jokes expert....

For your mind abi? Otondo

*yawns* fell asleep while reading the so-called joke and now am awake expecting to see a joke...lame!!!

dlex21: *yawns* fell asleep while reading the so-called joke and now am awake expecting to see a joke...lame!!!

Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

bunmioguns:



Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

*still yawning* are u done yet...thats not a joke...still waiting tho

I comment my reserve

Guy abeg u go just go break for 2 weeks from Nairaland meaning u have been suspended for Nonsence joke. Go sell bucket

Polo Young: Guy abeg u go just go break for 2 weeks from Nairaland meaning u have been suspended for Nonsence joke. Go sell bucket

bunmioguns:



Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

@ least checking the comments below mine is allowed

bunmioguns:



Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

but guy seriously ur joke dry no be small. if na anoda person post dat dry tin u call joke, na u go be the 1st person to run ur mouth.

realsammie:
but guy seriously ur joke dry no be small. if na anoda person post dat dry tin u call joke, na u go be the 1st person to run ur mouth.

u sef don sabi the guy...naso hin go dey run mouth like tap...

nd where is d joke? U need to work on ur creativity dis to dry. Moreover, ave seen it before u only changed the name

dotuna3: nd where is d joke? U need to work on ur creativity dis to dry. Moreover, ave seen it before u only changed the name

he lacks it seriously...and he doesnt wanna realize that fact...m also still waiting for the joke as u are

dotuna3: nd where is d joke? U need to work on ur creativity dis to dry. Moreover, ave seen it before u only changed the name

see anoda lunatic from d suidae family criticising my blockbuster joke, anyway, i dont blame you...before u remove d dirt from my own eye...why nt jst check d one in urs first...ohhh dt reminds me, no wonder u posted a yoke, abt 250 views bt no single comments....do u knw why, because it is as dry as ur brain..if u doubt me, check d link below

https://www.nairaland.com/1014931/missing-skul-excuss-akpors

nxt

realsammie:
but guy seriously ur joke dry no be small. if na anoda person post dat dry tin u call joke, na u go be the 1st person to run ur mouth.

i av known you from d start dt u r jst d opposite of ur username....u are really fake......nw if i criticise a joke, its because d joke is as dry as ur kpekus........ Pls note, nt all jokes i criticise......if u say dis particular joke av posted is nt funny, then u need to be admitted instantly to a psychiatric hospital

Polo Young: Guy abeg u go just go break for 2 weeks from Nairaland meaning u have been suspended for Nonsence joke. Go sell bucket

why are people so ungrateful, you posted dry yoke early morning today, u cld nt find a single comment, d only comment there was mine nd see wht u av used to repay me....anyway, i will jst bypass ur thread nxt time. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1036777/looking-child-god


are u satisfied?

dlex21:

*still yawning* are u done yet...thats not a joke...still waiting tho

as for you, u and I jst started in dis section, u will enjoy me for good

bunmioguns:



as for you, u and I jst started in dis section, u will enjoy me for good

so much for not replying pple's comments...e be like say e dey sweet u 2
awww...dont cry...criticism is what makes the jokes section tick
accepted ur challenge...bring it on!!! wait! u be food wey i wan enjoy

nice joke Bunmi and happy new month

~vicky~:
nice joke Bunmi and happy new month

*runs forward to meet vicky and gived her a tight hug* have really missed u darling

bunmioguns:


i av known you from d start dt u r jst d opposite of ur username....u are really fake......nw if i criticise a joke, its because d joke is as dry as ur kpekus........ Pls note, nt all jokes i criticise......if u say dis particular joke av posted is nt funny, then u need to be admitted instantly to a psychiatric hospital

bring on dat old woman u dey call ur babe & i will show u how real i am.
I've told u several time dat, the tin u post up there is no joke but TRAGEDY.
i will flog the hell out of you today.......
*stands up to get my KOBOKO*

realsammie:
bring on dat old woman u dey call ur babe & i will show u how real i am.
I've told u several time dat, the tin u post up there is no joke but TRAGEDY.
i will flog the hell out of you today.......
*stands up to get my KOBOKO*

*sees his koboko and flees.............shouting am nt gayy, vicky pls help*

bunmioguns:



*sees his koboko and flees.............shouting am nt gayy, vicky pls help*

i swear u re madt