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JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 11:17pm On May 10, 2011 |
Welcome to the Rendezvous Joker's Bar Joint. Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu. African & Continental dishes are also available: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, roasted chicken, gala=yinka's favorite,dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head and wings, fried beans, shrimps, etc. . So, let's keep the train rolling. Giving most honour to those who deserve them: Bar Tender Jackpot Bar Patronizers bright007 roughneck El Guapo Element G Studio CFR shakara4u neyshed eldav jokingmary Hamid. O daniluv Phate 07 Bar Matronizers Natasha,, Efemena_xy chi-baby tanimz yinkalink Sophizzy Badosky! brownsilk New customers are welcomed. Meet up with the last threads here~ [url=https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/ topic-580436.html]All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I)[/url] Badosky!!! Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) Fellow Bar mates, at the count of 3, I declare this bar open. 1! 2!! 3!!! BAR OPENED!!! [/b] |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 11:20pm On May 10, 2011 |
awwwh now u can stop bleeding now u finally got wot u wanted but permit me to derail 20pages of this thread bcus u can forgive but not forget watch out peshaaaaaaaaawunnn , u go take , u don jam witchcraft b dat o ,nextime u no go open mouth target Badosky anofia , multicoloured ogunfe 1 Like |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Phate07(m): 11:48pm On May 10, 2011 |
I need chilled STOUT. On the double! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 11:55pm On May 10, 2011 |
u dont have to reply me bebe i call d shots , so u see how it feels , next time u go use bandage close wound instead of ankara lets go u go take |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On May 10, 2011 |
**thinking** this gorgeously dressed young pastor carrying a bible and demanding for an alcohol. . .congregations, do as i say but not as i do *pauses thinking* ermm. . Oga Phate, welcome *goes over to the fridge, opens it and collects two bottles, serves him* oga phate, welcome. take ya drink. See opener sef |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Idowuogbo(f): 12:00am On May 11, 2011 |
gorgeous dressed ke , oh boi stop looking @pastors yansh oo, hes not gay , wey bright na dat blokos fit u pass |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:42am On May 11, 2011 |
**driving in my Escalade $ using my GPRS to locate the new one in town offtopic bar, WoW wat a nice location and a magnificent building, Jack must have spent a lot of hard currency on this place, are u pondering wat I am pondering?, this is an era of a new beginning, |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:54am On May 11, 2011 |
**highlights from his car and hears some shouting inside the bar##wondering which gurl is making this hell of a noise#Hope its not idowu dats shouting as if she sat on something bigger than her something. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 10:48am On May 11, 2011 |
^^Lol, cousin. what a new day! At last, one can eat and pop champagne in a bar! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 11:50am On May 11, 2011 |
Dusts the whole bar getting ready for today's business. . .business so promising Brings over a bottle of rolls over my merry-go-round chair sits down and looks outside as passers-by passes by nice rhymes |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:25pm On May 11, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:32pm On May 11, 2011 |
jacky,u know i am not familiar wif this place, pls hire somebody like idowu as an usher to show vip like us around.u know dis place is very big and has got too many facilities, |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:14pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:16pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 5:19pm On May 11, 2011 |
She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO **thinking about asking my precious sister to help out** but i no trust guys like El G's bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some area boyz go come loose d side-mirror |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by brownsilk(f): 5:22pm On May 11, 2011 |
snooping around, hmmm, i hope say my fellow choristers no go catch me if i order 1 bottle of gulder, anyway, i no fear, i carry my scarf and bible inside bag, so if them show i go just tie head begin preach, Barman, jor give me 1 bottle of chilled gulder! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On May 11, 2011 |
^^Lol, welcome o gal, chilled Gulder dey na. **serves her a bottle of chilled gulder as she looks left & right b4 guzzling it down** |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 8:38pm On May 11, 2011 |
lol |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(f): 1:12am On May 12, 2011 |
^^eerrrm. .bros, **looks at his mouth lips and observes dat it is brownish in color and guesses dat he is a typical cigarette smoker** Studio, make i bring you Donchester cigarettes? Price is one for 5 naira lol |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dammizz(m): 3:52am On May 12, 2011 |
*will this business last 100 years like previous businesses in this locashun? Babu strategy, c cobwebs everywhere #heavy sigh#, dusts seat as he sits* Erhm. . bar-t, serve me a bottle of chilled heineken that my Dr recommends 4 me, u know I dont drink |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 4:55am On May 12, 2011 |
jackpot: is it everybody with brown lips like u said smokes ciggarate? Shows how daft your are. I dont know what u would gain from bringing your fellow man down to get to the top. BUT HOW CAN U GO TOP WITH THAT UGLINESS? veyi veyi UGLY |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 5:43am On May 12, 2011 |
Abaaah!!!jackpot can't u see that studio's lips aren't brown but black $ wif red spots showing he smokes pawpaw leaves.so pls cousin jacky obey his thirst |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 7:54am On May 12, 2011 |
u and your UGLY cousin dey madt. Confused souls. Mtcheww |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:55am On May 12, 2011 |
** Zooms In with my Buggatti, takes a glance at the shelve ** Hmnn. . .this Bar no tight at all, ordinary Dutchman's Aromatic Schnapps dem no get **Zooms out, heading for Utopia** |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 9:58am On May 12, 2011 |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by brownsilk(f): 10:21am On May 12, 2011 |
gulping d last of my chilled gulder, shey make i buy another one pour am inside kpali, as i dey sing for church i go dey drink am small small, person no go know sef, them go think say na laca sera, that our church sef, u gatz high make d spirit move u! oh boy, abeg take this kpali make u pour another chilled gulder inside, no let anybody see am o. you are blessed. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by StudioCFR(m): 11:02am On May 12, 2011 |
nobody go carry u home by the time u don drink gulder finish and your head don full. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Nobody: 11:18am On May 12, 2011 |
Good samarathan who tell u say she need ur help? Aba nigger like u wey go like to kidnap the drunk gurl for cheap |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 11:42am On May 12, 2011 |
Small Stout Please |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 12:05pm On May 12, 2011 |
Driving my escalade towards the new $ one in town bar joint!!! |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 12:13pm On May 12, 2011 |
**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder. |
Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by dani1luv: 12:37pm On May 12, 2011 |
bright007: |
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